Let it snow,let it snow,let it snow

**arr&bee** · 03-22-2015, 05:48 PM

Days all run together over here,i don't need sleep,just a sip of this wonderful elixur[it's good for america]keeps me going.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2015, 06:55 PM

If you stop, you're dead.

**144man** · 03-22-2015, 09:25 PM

That's very moving.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 08:09 AM

I worked for a furniture removals company.

**144man** · 03-23-2015, 08:23 AM

Weren't you fired for sitting down on the job?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 08:24 AM

I recline to comment.

**144man** · 03-23-2015, 08:39 AM

R&B used to own a furniture removals company. Unfortunately, the house owners knew nothing about it until they returned from their vacations and found all their furniture gone.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 08:54 AM

When they sued the company for compensation, they soon discovered who was the chairman.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2015, 03:22 PM

It's not easy keeping a job these days. My cousin Boo Boo got fired from his job at the butcher's shop when he backed into a meat grinder. His boss told him he couldn't employ somebody who gets behind in his work.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 05:32 PM

Skinflint

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2015, 07:00 PM

It's okay. Boo Boo left that job and walked down the street and right into a bar. He received a concussion and sued the guy who put the bar up, ultimately winning $250 [[American). Just goes to show you that regardless of your circumstances, things can turn around quickly.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 07:43 PM

Wish that worked as well with the economy.....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2015, 10:06 PM

We all got the bar daily from an economic standpoint. It hurts like heck but we can't sue over it.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 05:04 AM

I would be surprised if no one has tried.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-24-2015, 03:08 PM

In our litigious society [[on our side of the ocean, at least), it's been tried several times without success. The courts are gummed up with people holding toothpicks and trying to hold back the tide. Some do it just because they're allowed to.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 04:06 PM

They know all their rights....

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 05:45 PM

I had a concussion once, tried to sell it but nobody was buying so i gave it to the salvation army.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 05:59 PM

You took a hit that time!

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:02 PM

Such is life.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 06:06 PM

It sounds as if your life has been a whole Collection of Big Hits, through many volumes....

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:08 PM

That's right west[big hits]now i'm busy with moe's lines,i'll get back to you.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 06:17 PM

On the subject of Ms. Moe's lines....

I'll have my secretary deliver them to you.....

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:30 PM

HER LINES ARE...PUT ME DOWN YOU BAD MONSTER,PUT ME DOWNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnn...SPLATT..GOOD STUFF??

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 03:54 PM

I can't wait to see how it ends. Will you have a disclaimer suggesting that 'no moes were injured during the filming of this motion picture' or will the ASPm [[American Society for the Protection of moe) need to oversee the production?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-26-2015, 04:10 PM

Ahem. This is Ms. Moe's agent speaking.

It has been decided that Ms. Moe will not be offering her talent for this production.

In this respect, she wishes to be known as 'No Show Moe'.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 05:02 PM

Well, that gums things up just a bit. Could you please forward a photo of you donning a shoulder-length blonde wig so we can consider you for the role? It doesn't pay, but it could be your chance for stardom. Just PM it to arr&bee [[I don't think I want to see it...)

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-26-2015, 05:12 PM

No photo required, as it seems I'm the new Director.

We now have to cast Arr&bee. I wonder if he could convincingly wear a shoulder-length blonde wig......

**arr&bee** · 03-26-2015, 05:18 PM

JERRY I HAD TO SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION DUE TO THE UNREASONAL DEMANDS OF MY STAR...[she wanted out]AND HER AGENT...[he wanted out]AND MY MONSTER...[he got drunk,went to the top of big ben and relieved himself]THE CITIZENS THOUGH IT WAS ACID RAIN AND A NATIONAL EMERGENCY WAS DECLARED,I HAD TO HIRE WEST TO EXPLAIN IT TO PARLIMENT...I'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 09:04 PM

West explained it to Parliament...? You got George Clinton to participate? That was going to be a hit...

**arr&bee** · 03-26-2015, 09:50 PM

I'm back jerry...big duufuss escaped and the queen herself went to bring him in...drunk or sober...what a picture,i got moe to stand in for her majesty as soon as she can find her wig.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 10:27 PM

Hope she didn't sic the Royal Pit Bulls on him. He won't stand a chance.

**arr&bee** · 03-28-2015, 12:27 PM

No jerry,they won't bite him dogs love big duufuss for some reason,he'll keep em as pets.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-28-2015, 06:06 PM

I heard that he was a dog whisperer. Dude always shouts at me, though...

**arr&bee** · 03-31-2015, 07:06 PM

Jerry,i got my legal beagles on the case of west stealing my actress[moe]from my villianous-opps-err-ahem-hehe..virtuous grasp,her career is in a upward spiral now with oscar talk,she would've been in great demand with my classic productions and multiple golden turkey awards and trips to scenic sights...death valley...moosehead,minn....frosttoes,alaska....dus ty flats,okla...muddie poo,miss...now she won't experience any of those exodic locales because west filled her head with dreams of her name in lights,i had her career on the right path and her name would've been right upthere bigger than...[littlebits,mighteeminnie,curllers lulu]she would've been the queen,now she's be just another pretty face on the walk of fame.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 02:34 PM

Be careful with that Oscar talk. Oscar still owes me the $5.28 I lent him for that fifth of Papa Murder's 187 Premium Finest Bourbon that he bought last week. He said he'd get back with me on payday, but I know that fool doesn't have a job. I told him to pay me when his girl got her food stamps. That was yesterday. When I called him this morning, his number was changed.

**arr&bee** · 04-02-2015, 06:26 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...NO NOT THAT OSCAR...[I told you never to lend him money]THAT HACK OUT IN LA LA LAND.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 07:54 PM

Oh, you mean Little Man. Dude is gold with me.

**arr&bee** · 04-02-2015, 08:14 PM

West and moe's movies have been banned in da hood,and the name oscar is never to be uttered again,by my decree.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 10:17 PM

Their movies are banned because they aren't marketed well. If you want to sell there, you have to film it in an theater full of people watching the movie with a camcorder. Officially licensed bootleg is the wave of the future.

**arr&bee** · 04-03-2015, 05:51 PM

YA KNOW JERRY,YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO BE ONE OF MY LEGAL BEEGALS,NOW THE GIG DON'T PAY MUCH BUT GO DOWN TO DA GREASY RIBS JOINT AND MENTION ANYBODY'S NAME BUT MINE...[we had a slight disagreement about payment]AND GREASY GRAYSEE WILL HOOK YOU UP.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-04-2015, 12:02 PM

Nah, Dawg... Greasy Graysee tried to change me for a full bone once when somebody gave me an extra rib tip. I'm not allowed in there anymore because I Yelped him.

**arr&bee** · 04-04-2015, 08:02 PM

Don't worry,i fixed it for you so get your eat on and call me before the phone booth closes.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-04-2015, 10:01 PM

Thanks! Could you e-mail me a bottle of antacid before I head over?

**arr&bee** · 04-08-2015, 11:51 AM

E-mail???i'll have one my hoodlums..opps-err-ahem-hehe..handpicked associates get that to ya...don't worry i'll deduct it from your pay.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-08-2015, 01:24 PM

Straight! I'll keep my eyes open for that. And speaking of pay, I'm going to need twelve weeks of it advanced so I can turn the water back on. I want to shower before I go to the restaurant. Don't worry, I'm good for it.

**arr&bee** · 04-10-2015, 01:32 PM

Of course,jerry you're like the little[stepbrother]i never had,now let's see twelve weeks at[5000%]on the dollar at[[1000%]above legal limits,go down to da hood way in the back and ask for...little money.

**ralpht** · 04-10-2015, 01:35 PM

I need to look in on you guys more often. I don't have a clue what is going on but it is very entertaining.

**arr&bee** · 04-10-2015, 01:53 PM

See moe,ralph the great movie critic says i'm the best and you wanna stay with west...to quote ralpht...very entertaining.

**ralpht** · 04-10-2015, 02:52 PM

Like I said, I'm clueless as to the goings on in this loony bin.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-10-2015, 03:32 PM

I need you to PM me, arr&bee. I told Greasy Graysee that you sent me and he had a waiter put a boot on my car. If I hadn't hot wired my brother's Celica to drive over there, I'd be in trouble right now.