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  1. #3151
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...snow??? It's 60 degrees and will be all next week!!

  2. #3152
    We didn't get any snow here, but Storm Doris certainly put the wind up me.

  3. #3153
    We had 78 degrees yesterday. And sunshine for most of it. Now, it's already 30 degrees cooler and will keep getting colder for the next six hours or so. It's okay, though. I'm happy with the little unexpected one day vacay.

  4. #3154
    March is spooky though,it may snow next week.

  5. #3155
    Well,it looks like we're gonna get it tonight and all day tomorrow[2-12 inches]i gotta find a good hiding place,the wife will be on me to shovel snow and i ain't having it...bye!!

  6. #3156
    Just in time for you-know-who to decide to go to Florida for another "working vacation" on his golf course until the snow melts.

    Seriously, that sucks for you guys. We're only expecting an inch or so.

  7. #3157
    pssssssss,hey jerry over here i'm typing this from my secret location deep in the woods behind my house,where the wife will never find me...i'm on a working vacation,hehehehe!!!

  8. #3158
    LOL. Well, I have a buddy who lives in the DC Metro and he said they barely got two inches. That's not so bad.

  9. #3159
    Well where I am [[NE Ohio) got at least 6, accompanied by the whiteouts & winds. I've seen it worse. I'm wondering about people in New England [[Maine). They usually get dumped on.

  10. #3160
    I live an hour or so South of you and we got possibly an inch. It's still on the ground because it was very cold for the last couple of days. When I ventured into it, I had zero issues [[thank God!).

  11. #3161
    Hey what kind of deal is this??? I lock myself in got my food an drink,got peace an quiet and no snow?...hey wait a minute...no wife nagging no chores...i may stay here forever...yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  12. #3162
    You got food? Not sure about that part of your story.

  13. #3163
    Jerry, didn't you say you're in Columbus? If you are you are 2 hours from me & I am blessed with lake effect.

  14. #3164
    Yep, right here in the middle. Lake Erie is beautiful in Summer and a pain in Winter.

  15. #3165
    Quote Originally Posted by jerry oz View Post
    you got food? Not sure about that part of your story.
    yep got a nap sack full.

  16. #3166
    Quote Originally Posted by moe View Post
    jerry, didn't you say you're in columbus? If you are you are 2 hours from me & i am blessed with lake effect.
    lake effect??? Is that anything like[side effect]if it is don't worry i got a doctor in da hood that can cure that for you..dr.vi ta minns..he's da man!!

  17. #3167
    First snow in Florida for 30 years.

  18. #3168
    Yeah, and we've had over a week of temperatures in the teens and below. It's going to be up to the 30s next week, so I might have to dry clean my Speedos and go to the beach.

  19. #3169
    It's about[10 degrees]right now[yikes]!!!

  20. #3170
    Quote Originally Posted by arr&bee View Post
    It's about[10 degrees]right now[yikes]!!!
    do you live in Boston? If so I nearly froze waiting for the redline yesterday

  21. #3171
    Quote Originally Posted by blackguy69 View Post
    do you live in Boston? If so I nearly froze waiting for the redline yesterday
    I use to live in Boston, St. Botolph Street behind Copley Sq.

  22. #3172
    Quote Originally Posted by marv2 View Post
    I use to live in Boston, St. Botolph Street behind Copley Sq.
    I will say you have been around lol

  23. #3173
    Quote Originally Posted by blackguy69 View Post
    I will say you have been around lol
    I have been around.........for centuries hehehehehe!

  24. #3174
    Spring seemed to be on its way, but now we've got snow forecast for the weekend, and we've not long got over the last lot. Here is the sad tale that was emailed to me of what can happen in these politically correct times:

    "8.00 It snowed this morning.

    8.05 I made a snowman.

    8.10 A feminist walked by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8.15 So I made a snow woman.

    8.17 The neighbour's grandmother complained about the size of the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

    8.20 The gay couple loving nearby complained that it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8.25 The vegans down the road complained about the carrot nose on the grounds that veggies should be used for food, not to decorate snow figures.

    8.28 I am being called racist because the snow couple is white.

    8.31 The Muslim gent from the corner shop wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

    8.40 Someone calls the cops to see what's going on.

    8.42 I am told that the broomstick needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter, "Yeah, if it's up your ass."

    8.45 The local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. When I reply, "Snowballs", I am labelled as sexist."

    8.52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

    9.00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

    9.10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

    9.29 A little known jihadist group reveals it was their plot and claims responsibility.

    MORAL: When it's cold, stay indoors."

  25. #3175
    You see, that's exactly why I wish this forum had a "like button".

    Speaking of cold, I hear that a fourth Nor'easter in the past three weeks is starting to gather strength around Virginia before heading back up toward Marv and Company. Crazy weather already this year.

  26. #3176
    Quote Originally Posted by 144man View Post
    spring seemed to be on its way, but now we've got snow forecast for the weekend, and we've not long got over the last lot. Here is the sad tale that was emailed to me of what can happen in these politically correct times:

    "8.00 it snowed this morning.

    8.05 i made a snowman.

    8.10 a feminist walked by and asked me why i didn't make a snow woman.

    8.15 so i made a snow woman.

    8.17 the neighbour's grandmother complained about the size of the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

    8.20 the gay couple loving nearby complained that it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8.25 the vegans down the road complained about the carrot nose on the grounds that veggies should be used for food, not to decorate snow figures.

    8.28 i am being called racist because the snow couple is white.

    8.31 the muslim gent from the corner shop wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

    8.40 someone calls the cops to see what's going on.

    8.42 i am told that the broomstick needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after i mutter, "yeah, if it's up your ass."

    8.45 the local tv news crew shows up. I am asked if i know the difference between snowmen and snow women. When i reply, "snowballs", i am labelled as sexist."

    8.52 my phone is seized and thoroughly checked while i am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

    9.00 i'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

    9.10 i am asked if i have any accomplices.

    9.29 a little known jihadist group reveals it was their plot and claims responsibility.

    Moral: When it's cold, stay indoors."
    now that's entertainment,i'm mad cause i didn't think this great stuff up...more,more!!!

  27. #3177
    I haven't been able to find out who wrote it, unfortunately.

  28. #3178
    goodfornothinsnowstormin myhoodwhyme,arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......OH HI GANG,JUST THINKING OUT LOUD ABOUT THIS SNOW THAT HIT TODAY,WHY ME???

  29. #3179
    I don't think you're meant to take it personally...

  30. #3180
    Quote Originally Posted by arr&bee View Post
    goodfornothinsnowstormin myhoodwhyme,arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......OH HI GANG,JUST THINKING OUT LOUD ABOUT THIS SNOW THAT HIT TODAY,WHY ME???
    We got snow again too! I'm tired.

  31. #3181
    We were supposed to get 3-5 inches and my area got [[maybe) an inch. So I'm good.

  32. #3182
    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Oz View Post
    We were supposed to get 3-5 inches and my area got [[maybe) an inch. So I'm good.
    He looks just like Mike Saba, this fat kid I went to grade school with LOL!!!!

  33. #3183
    We got 3-4......and some melted already!

  34. #3184
    Our snow was gone by early evening.

  35. #3185
    Quote Originally Posted by jerry oz View Post
    we were supposed to get 3-5 inches and my area got [[maybe) an inch. So i'm good.
    hey jerry you got the moves brother,hehe!!

  36. #3186
    Quote Originally Posted by arr&bee View Post
    hey jerry you got the moves brother,hehe!!
    Yeah, I can boogie now that I've lost all that weight.

  37. #3187
    My back is killin me,from all that shoveling...this is a young man's game...where's my heating pad???

  38. #3188
    hey arr&bee, why not use one of your elephants to push a plow?

  39. #3189
    I think he should use a drop of his hooch to thaw up the neighborhood, but he refuses to waste any of that wonderful elixir.

  40. #3190
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys know me so well,hey marv,those elephants are hung over most of the time,and jerry one drop of this wonderful elixir on snow,not a good idea-think modern day ice age.

  41. #3191
    Well arr&bee must be seriously out of it if he's confusing Ralph with Marv

  42. #3192
    Temperature range here in London yesterday was a high of just Sheila Ferguson but a low of minus all The Three Degrees c.

    More snow forecast for today. Anyone getting their covid vaccination outdoors today could end up in a #Flurry With the Syringe on Top#.

  43. #3193
    Oh, it's just as cold as Hell is hot here in central Ohio. Haven't had a sub-zero day yet this winter but it's barely gotten above freezing in the past week and a half. Thank God I'm retired.

  44. #3194
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hey jerry,why do folks say-cold as hell?? I was in hell once,looking for duufuss[kid's always getting lost]the owner ain't too frendly,i must have woke him cause he had on these red pajamas and was holding a pitch folk...i got the heck out of there, maybe he had the heat on cause it was pretty hot too!!

  45. #3195
    Well, there is a Hell, Michigan with a few theories on how it got its name.

  46. #3196
    I have no clues where that particular phrase came from. I also have no clues about how we got over two inches of snow last night when the four or five inches from last week hasn't melted. I'd suggest that I'll be happy when spring comes back but in truth, I'm going to celebrate if I'm blessed to wake up tomorrow morning. But dang, if it's not cold and depressing right now.

  47. #3197
    Minus 8C forecast in London today.

  48. #3198
    Quote Originally Posted by 144man View Post
    Minus 8C forecast in London today.
    Almost the same temperature here in Commerce Twp, MI. -- 15 F

  49. #3199
    It's -5 C / 23 F here. And it's about to snow again. On top of the weekend snow.

    Which landed on top of last week's snow, which never thawed even a little. Blessed with a warm home and the fact that I have nowhere to go.

  50. #3200
    Thursday 7:30 AM EDT -- 6 degrees F [[-14.44 C) Commerce MI, USA
    Last edited by 9A; 02-11-2021 at 12:41 PM.

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