Make This A Birthday To Remember.......

April 26th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


D.C. LaRue [[singer, songwriter and producer) -
Giorgio Moroder [[singer, songwriter, DJ and record producer) -
Maurice Williams [[singer; Maurice Williams and The Zodiacs; 'Stay') -

Francis Lai [[accordionist and film score composer; 'Love Story'; 'A Man And A Woman') -
Ms. Dynamite [[rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer) -
Duane Eddy [[guitarist; 'Rebel Rouser', 'Because They're Young') -

Bobby Rydell [[singer; 'Wild One'; 'Volare'; 'Forget Him') -
Roger Taylor [[drummer; Duran Duran) -

Tionne 'T-Boz' Watkins [[singer, songwriter, model, dancer, actress, author and executive producer; lead singer TLC) -

Carol Burnett [[actress, comedienne, singer and writer) -

Joan Chen [[actress, film director, screenwriter and film producer) -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Preston Love [[1921-2004; alto saxophonist, bandleader and songwriter) -
Cecilia Parker [[1914-1993; actress; Marian Hardy in the 'Andy Hardy' film series) -

Douglas Sirk [[1897-1987; film director; 'Magnificent Obsession'; 'All That Heaven Allows'; 'Imitation Of Life') -

Anita Loos [[1889-1981; screenwriter, playwright and author; 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes') -

Ma Rainey [[1886-1939; blues singer; 'Mother Of The Blues') -




Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on April 26th.:)

Just ask you, westgrand;)

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Originally Posted by arr&bee

RELAX YOU TWO,EVEN GRADY COULDN'T[MESS UP]BLACK POPCORN...[could he????]GRADY IS GETTING IT TOGETHER...[he now uses warm water to wash dishes]WHY HE'S TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF...[i actually saw him turn it over].

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The new leaf Grady was turning over was when he was checking the Black Popcorn Recipe in his latest cookery book.

Grady spends all his time cooking his books, while the police department spend all their time booking his crooks....:[[

April 27th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Cornelius Grant [[guitarist, composer and bandleader) -
Ann Peebles [[singer and songwriter) -
Herb Murrell [[singer; The Stylistics) -

Mica Paris [[singer, radio and television presenter and occasional actress) -
Sheena Easton [[singer and actress) -
Ace Frehley [[musician and songwriter; lead guitarist and founding member of Kiss) -
Robin S. [[singer and songwriter) -

Maxine Brown [[country singer; The Browns) -
Anouk Aimee [[actress) -
Kevin McNally [[actor) -
Russell T. Davies [[screenwriter and television presenter) -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Cuba Gooding, Sr. [[1944-2017; singer and actor; The Main Ingredient) -
Judy Carne [[1939-2015; actress) -
Sandy Dennis [[1937-1992; actress) -

Casey Kasem [[1932-2014; disc jockey, music historian, radio personality and actor) -
Robert Donner [[1931-2006; actor) -
Coretta Scott King [[1927-2006; author, activist and civil rights leader) -

Jack Klugman [[1922-2012; actor) -

Samuel Morse [[1791-1872; painter, inventor of single-wire telegraph system, and co-developer of the Morse Code) -

Mary Wollstonecraft [[1759-1797; writer, philosopher and advocate of women's rights) -




Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on April 27th.:)

April 28th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:



Too Short [[rapper, producer and actor) -
Steve Khan [[jazz guitarist) -
Willie Colon [[salsa musician and social activist) -

Kim Gordon [[musician, songwriter and visual artist) -
Leni Stern [[electric guitarist, singer and ngoni player) -
Ann-Margret [[actress, singer and dancer) -
Penelope Cruz [[actress and model) -

Jay Leno [[comedian, actor, philanthropist and television host) -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Scott Putesky [['Daisy Berkowitz'; 1968-2017; musician; lead guitarist and co-founder of Marilyn Manson) -

Terry Pratchett [[1948-2015; novelist; Discworld series) -

Madge Sinclair [[1938-1995; actress) -
[[some sources state year of birth as 1940)

Carolyn Jones [[1930-1983; actress) -

Harper Lee [[1926-2016; novelist; ' To Kill A Mockingbird') -
Blossom Dearie [[1924-2009; jazz singer and pianist) -

Ferruccio Lamborghini [[1916-1993; industrialist, creator of Lamborghini sports cars) -
Rose Murphy [[1913-1989; singer; 'Busy Line') -

Oskar Schindler [[1908-1974; industrialist, spy and member of Nazi Party; credited with saving the lives of over a thousand Jews during the Holocaust) -

Lionel Barrymore [[1878-1954; actor and director) -
Sidney Toler [[1874-1947; actor) -


Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on April 28th.:)

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Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

Grady spends all his time cooking his books, while the police department spend all their time booking his crooks....:[[

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Clever westgrand!!!;)

Oh, that Grady is the really clever one, Moe. I'm just being observational.

Now, Arr&bee knows far more about what's happening with Grady, than he ever tells us. Which is telling in itself...:)

April 29th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Big Jay McNeely [[R&B saxophonist) -
Erica Campbell [[gospel, Christian and contemporary R&B singer, musician and radio host) -
Javier Colon [[singer-songwriter and musician) -

Willie Nelson [[musician, singer, songwriter, author, poet, actor and activist) -
Tommy James [[musician, singer, songwriter and record producer; Tommy James and the Shondells) -

Carnie Wilson [[singer and television host; Wilson Phillips) -
Kian Egan [[singer, musician and songwriter; Westlife) -

Master P [[rapper, actor, businessman, investor, author, film maker, record producer, philanthropist and former basketball player) -

Michelle Pfeiffer [[actress, singer and producer) -
Jerry Seinfeld [[comedian, actor, writer, producer and director) -
Uma Thurman [[actress and model) -



Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Tammi Terrell [[1945-1970; singer; Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell) -
Carl Gardner, Sr. [[1928-2011; singer; The Robins; The Coasters) -
Donald Mills [[1915-1999; singer; The Mills Brothers) -

Ray Barretto [[1929-2006; jazz musician) -
Toots Thielemans [[1922-2016; jazz and blues harmonica player and musician, and composer)
Duke Ellington [[1899-1974; composer, pianist, jazz band and orchestra leader) -

Rod McKuen [[1933-2015; singer-songwriter, musician and poet) -
Tom Ewell [[1909-1994; actor and producer; Richard Sherman in 'The Seven Year Itch') -
Celeste Holm [[1917-2012; actress; Anne Dettrey in 'Gentleman's Agreement') -

Lonnie Donegan [[1931-2002; skiffle singer, songwriter and musician) -
Russ Morgan [[1904-1969; trombonist, big band and orchestra leader, and arranger) -
Fred Zinnemann [[1907-1997; film director; 'From Here To Eternity',1953) -


Happy Birthday : to everyone celebrating Birthdays on April 29th.:)

Hey west,some of grady's recipes are secret,he doesn't even know what's in em..he has a new chicken dish coming soon...as soon as he finds a chicken brave enough to be in it,as soon as word got out chickens were seen leaving da hood in droves..i didn't know that chickens could run that fast!!

They've heard that chicken legs and thighs sell well in supermarkets.

But not to chickens....:[[

West,there are now no[chickens]in da hood..rumor has it that grady is[shipping]in birds from out of state for his new recipe,but he's gonna call em-buzzard tarts!!

April 30th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:



CeCe Rogers [[singer, songwriter and record producer) -
Tashan [[R&B singer) -
Wonder Mike [[rapper; Sugarhill Gang) -

Turbo B [[musician, rapper and beatboxer; Snap!; 'The Power'; 'Rhythm Is A Dancer') -
Lloyd Banks [[hip hop artist; G-Unit) -
Sheldon Harnick [[lyricist; worked with Jerry Bock; 'Fiddler On The Roof') -

Chloris Leachman [[actress; Ruth Popper in 'The Last Picture Show') -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:



Bobby Vee [[1943-2016; singer; 'Rubber Ball'; 'Take Good Care Of My Baby'; 'Run To Him'; 'The Night Has A Thousand Eyes') -


Eve Arden [[1908-1990; actress and comedian; Ida Corwin in 'Mildred Pierce'; Connie Brooks in 'Our Miss Brooks'; Principal Greta McGee in the 'Grease' films) -

Jill Clayburgh [[1944-2010; actress; Erica Benton in 'An Unmarried Woman'; and Marilyn Holmberg in 'Starting Over') -

Al Lewis [[1923-2006; actor; Officer Leo Schnauser on 'Car 54, Where Are You?', and Vladimir 'Sam' Dracula, Count Of Transylvania [[Grandpa) on 'The Munsters') -

Phil Brown [[1916-2006; actor; Owen Lars, in 'Star Wars') -

Bobby Marchan [[1930-1999; R&B singer, songwriter, recording artist, bandleader, MC and female impersonator; 'There's Something On Your Mind') -

Bea Wain [[1917-2017; big band singer, worked with Artie Shaw, also as Bea and the Bachelors. Four Number One hits with Larry Clinton and his Orchestra; 'Cry, Baby, Cry'; 'Deep Purple'; 'Heart And Soul'; My Reverie') -

Alice B. Toklas [[1877-1967; homemaker, business and life partner of Gertrude Stein) -

Franz Lehar [[1870-1948; composer; 'The Merry Widow') -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on April 30th.:)

To say that turkeys are left in da hood is certainly believable, westgrand;)

Yes Moe, though Thanksgiving in da hood is one time each year when those turkeys least feel like giving thanks for it....

May 1st: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Ray Parker, Jr. [[musician-guitarist, singer-songwriter, producer and actor; session musician work including The Love Unlimited Orchestra; Raydio; Theme from 'Ghostbusters') -

Carlos Ward [[jazz alto saxophonist and flautist; B.T. Express) -

Judy Collins [[singer and songwriter; 'Both Sides Now'; 'Amazing Grace'; 'Send In The Clowns') -

Rita Coolidge [[singer and songwriter; '[[Your Love Has Lifted Me) Higher And Higher'; 'We're All Alone') -

Tim McGraw [[singer, songwriter and actor; 'It's Your Love' [[with Faith Hill); 'Please Remember Me') -

Joanna Lumley [[actress, former model, author and activist; Purdey on 'The New Avengers'; Patsy Stone on 'Absolutely Fabulous') -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Big Maybelle [[1924-1972; R&B singer; 'Candy'; '96 Tears') -
Shirley Horn [[1934-2005; jazz singer and pianist; 'Here's To Life') -

Glenn Ford [[1916-2006; actor; Johnny Farrell /Narrator in 'Gilda'; Richard Dadier in 'Blackboard Jungle'; Dave 'The Dude' Conway in 'Pocketful Of Miracles') -

Louis Nye [[1913-2005; actor; Sonny Drysdale on 'The Beverly Hillbillies') -
Kate Smith [[1907-1986; singer; 'God Bless America') -

Ralph Freed [[1907-1973; lyricist and television producer; co-writer with Burton Lane of 'How About You', from 'Babes On Broadway') -

Ada Brown [[1890-1950; blues singer; 'Ill Natural Blues'; 'Break O'Day Blues'; 'Evil Mama Blues') -

Calamity Jane [[1852-1903; frontiersman and professional scout; 'Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show') -


Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 1st.:)

May 2nd: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Lou Gramm [[rock singer and songwriter; original lead singer of Foreigner) -
Lily Allen [[singer, songwriter, actress and television presenter) -
Engelbert Humperdinck [[singer; 'Release Me'; 'The Last Waltz') -

Christine Baranski [[actress; Maryanne Thorpe on 'Cybill') -
David Suchet [[actor; Hercule Poirot) -
Jo An Pflug [[actress; Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider on 'M*A*S*H') -

Donatella Versace [[fashion designer, Vice President and chief designer of the Versace Group) -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Lesley Gore [[1946-2015; singer, songwriter, actress and activist; 'It's My Party'; 'Maybe I Know'; 'You Don't Own Me') -

Randy Cain [[1945-2009; singer; Blue Magic; The Delfonics) -
Richard 'Groove' Holmes [[1931-1991; jazz organist) -

Theodore Bikel [[1924-2015; actor, folk singer, musician, composer, unionist and political activist; Sheriff Maz Muller in 'The Defiant Ones') -

Roscoe Lee Browne [[1922-2007; actor and director) -

Doris Fisher [[1915-2003; singer and songwriter; 'You Always Hurt The One You Love'; 'That Old Devil Called Love'; 'Put The Blame On Mame') -

Benjamin Spock [[1903-1998; paediatrician; 'Baby And Child Care') -

Brian Aherne [[1902-1986; actor; Maximilian I of Mexico in 'Juarez'; Chief Prosecutor Willy Robertson in 'I Confess') -

John Frederick Coots [[1897-1985; composer; 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'; 'You Go To My Head'; 'For All We Know') -

Lorenz Hart [[1895-1943; lyricist; Rodgers and Hart) -

Vernon Castle [[1887-1918; ballroom dancer and dance teacher, on stage and in silent films; Vernon and Irene Castle) -

Hedda Hopper [[1885-1966; actress and gossip columnist) -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 2nd.:)

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Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

yes moe, though thanksgiving in da hood is one time each year when those turkeys least feel like giving thanks for it....

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only the jive turkeys west.

May 3rd: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Angela Bofill [[singer and songwriter) -
Frankie Valli [[singer; The Four Seasons; 'My Eyes Adored You'; 'Grease') -
Farrah Franklin [[singer-songwriter and actress; Destiny's Child) -

Christopher Cross [[singer-songwriter; 'Arthur's Theme [[Best That You Can Do)' -

Mary Hopkin [[singer; 'Those Were The Days') -

Napoleon XIV [[Jerry Samuels; singer, songwriter and record producer; 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!') -

Bruce Hall [[bass guitarist; REO Speedwagon) -
David Ball [[record producer and electronic musician; Soft Cell) -

Pete Staples [[bass guitarist; The Troggs) -
John Richardson [[drummer; The Rubettes) -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


James Brown [[1933-2006; singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer and bandleader) -
Sugar Ray Robinson [[1921-1989; professional boxer; welterweight and middleweight champion) -

Pete Seeger [[1919-2014; folk singer and social activist) -

Virginia Vincent [[1918-2013; actress; Peg in 'I Want To Live!') -

Betty Comden [[1917-2006; actress; librettist, lyricist and screenwriter; Comden and Green) -

Mary Astor [[1906-1987; Brigid O'Shaughnessy in 'The Maltese Falcon') -

Bing Crosby [[1903-1977; singer and actor; 'White Christmas') -

Walter Slezak [[1902-1983; Kapitan Willi in 'Lifeboat') -

Beulah Bondi [[1889-1981; actress; Rachel Jackson in 'The Gorgeous Hussy'; Mary Wilkins in 'Of Human Hearts') -


Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 3rd.:)

How do you know those turkeys are jive? Huh?:confused:

May 4th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Oleta Adams [[singer and pianist; 'Get Here') -
Ron Carter [[jazz double bassist and cellist; composer and arranger) -

Jackie Jackson [[singer and musician; The Jackson 5) -
Katherine Jackson [[mother of The Jackson 5) -

Randy Travis [[country music singer, songwriter, guitarist and actor) -

Dick Dale [[surf rock guitarist, musician and vocalist) -

Peggy Santiglia [[singer and songwriter; The Delicates; Dusk; best known as lead vocalist with The Angels) -

Georg Wadenius [[guitarist, bassist, singer and composer; session player and touring musician; lead guitarist with Blood, Sweat & Tears) -

Mannie Jackson [[chairman, owner and former player; The Harlem Globetrotters) -

Mary Elizabeth McDonough [[actress; Erin Walton on 'The Waltons') -
Russi Taylor [[voice artist, the voice of Disney's Minnie Mouse) -
Pia Zadora [[actress and singer; Kady Tyler in 'Butterfly') -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Nickolas Ashford [[1941-2011; R&B singer and songwriter; Ashford & Simpson) -

Tyrone Davis [[1938-2005; blues and soul singer; 'Can I Change My Mind'; 'Turn Back The Hands Of Time'; 'Turning Point') -

Sharon Jones [[1956-2016; soul and funk singer; The Dap-Kings) -

Audrey Hepburn [[1929-1993; actress; model, dancer and humanitarian; 'Roman Holiday'; 'Sabrina'; 'The Nun's Story'; 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'; 'Wait Until Dark') -

Maynard Ferguson [[1928-2006; jazz trumpeter, musician and bandleader) -

Howard Da Silva [[1909-1986; actor; director and musical performer; Nat the bartender, in 'The Lost Weekend') -


Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 4th.:)

May 5th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:



Adele [[singer-songwriter; 'Rolling In The Deep'; 'Someone Like You'; 'Set Fire To The Rain'; 'Hello') -

Chris Brown [[singer, songwriter and dancer; 'Run It!' [[featuring Juelz Santana); 'Kiss Kiss' [[featuring T-Pain); 'Forever') -

Craig David [[singer, songwriter, rapper and record producer; 'Fill Me In'; '7 Days') -

Raheem DeVaughn [[singer and songwriter; 'Woman') -

Ian McCulloch [[singer, songwriter and musician; Echo & The Bunnymen) -

Bill Ward [[musician and visual artist; drummer with Black Sabbath) -

Pat Carroll [[actress and comedian; Ursula, The Sea Witch, in Disney's 'The Little Mermaid') -

Richard E. Grant [[actor, screenwriter, director and perfumier; Withnail in 'Withnail And I'; John Seward in 'Bram Stoker's Dracula'; Izembaro on 'Game Of Thrones') -

Kyan Douglas [[television personality and stylist; grooming expert on 'Queer Eye') -

Darrin Henson [[choreographer, dancer, actor, director and producer; 'Darrin's Dance Grooves'; Lem Van Adams on 'Soul Food') -

Michael Palin [[comedian, actor, writer and television presenter; Monty Python) -

John Rhys-Davies [[actor; Gimli in 'The Lord Of The Rings' trilogy; Sallah in the 'Indiana Jones' films) -



Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Barbara Randolph [[1942-2002; singer and actress; 'I Got A Feeling'; 'Can I Get A Witness') -

Johnnie Taylor [[1934-2000; singer; 'Who's Making Love'; 'Disco Lady') -

Jheryl Busby [[1949-2008; record company executive; former President and CEO of Motown Records) -

Andy Gibb [[1958-1988; singer and songwriter; 'I Just Want To Be Your Everything'; '[[Love Is) Thicker Than Water'; 'Shadow Dancing') -

Tammy Wynette [[1942-1998; country music singer and songwriter; 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.'; 'Stand By Your Man') -

Eddie Amoo [[1950-2018; singer and guitarist; The Real Thing; 'You To Me Are Everything') -

Bing Russell [[1926-2003; Deputy Clem Foster on 'Bonanza'; Robert in 'The Magnificent Seven') -

Alice Faye [[1915-1998; actress and singer; 'You'll Never Know') -

Tyrone Power [[1914-1958; actor; Don Diego Vega/Zorro in 'The Mask Of Zorro'; Leonard Vole in 'Witness For The Prosecution') -

Richard Schaal [[1928-2014; actor; 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'; 'The Bob Newhart Show'; 'Rhoda'; 'Phyllis'; 'The Dick Van Dyke Show') -

Freeman 'Gozzie' Gosden [[1899-1982; radio comedian; Amos of 'Amos 'n' Andy') -

Karl Marx [[1818-1883; philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist; 'The Communist Manifesto') -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 5th. :)

Wow... Adele, Chris Brown, Craig David, Barbara Randolph, Johnnie Taylor, Jheryl Busby, Eddie Amoo, Andy Gibb, Michael Palin, Karl Marx.... and my Mum!!!!! :D

Hey tomato tom,god bless your mum and may she have many more birthdays.

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Originally Posted by moe

how do you know those turkeys are jive? Huh?:confused:

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because i told em they were,hehehehe!!

Westgrand, do you think those turkeys would listen to someone who can't even get out of his own shed, let alone is as pickled as those Vlasic dills?

Happy Birthday to you mother, TT!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,moe you're a hoot,you're on your way-the next-moms mabley!!

It's been nearly 45 years since the last Moms Mabley.....:rolleyes:

Hey thanks guys! I think she had a good day :)

May 6th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Herb Cox [[singer; The Cleftones) -

N'dea Davenport [[singer, songwriter and record producer; lead vocalist with Brand New Heavies) -

MC Serch [[hip hop MC; 3rd Bass) -

Juliet Roberts [[singer and songwriter) -

Colin Earl [[pianist; Foghat; Mungo Jerry) -

Bob Seger [[singer-songwriter, guitarist and pianist; solo work, also with The Decibels & The Town Criers; Doug Brown & The Omens; The Last Heard; The Bob Seger System; The Silver Bullet Band) -

Mary McGregor [[singer; 'Torn Between Two Lovers') -

George Clooney [[actor, screenwriter, film director, film producer, activist and philanthropist ; Bob Barnes in 'Syriana'; 'Michael Clayton'; 'Up In The Air'; 'The Descendants') -

Roma Downey [[actress and film producer; Monica on 'Touched By An Angel') -

Gabourey Sidibe [[actress; Claireece 'Precious' Jones in 'Precious'; Andrea Jackson on 'The Big C'; Becky Williams on 'Empire') -

Tom Bergeron [[television personality, comedian and game show host; 'Hollywood Squares'; 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'; 'Dancing With The Stars') -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Sandra Tilley [[1943-1981; singer; The Velvelettes; Martha Reeves & The Vandellas) -

Larry Steinbachek [[1960-2016; keyboardist and percussionist with Bronski Beat) -

Robbie McIntosh [[1950-1974; drummer; The Average White Band) -

Sigmund Freud [[1856-1939; neurologist; the founder of psychoanalysis) -

Stewart Granger [[1913-1993; actor; Allan Quartermain in 'King Solomon's Mines') -

Ross Hunter [[1926-1996; film and television producer and actor; 'Pillow Talk'; 'Magnificent Obsession'; 'Imitation Of Life'; 'Thoroughly Modern Millie'; 'Airport') -

Frank Nelson [[1911-1986; actor; 'The Jack Benny Programme'; 'I Love Lucy'; 'The Real McCoys'; 'Sandford And Son') -

Rudolph Valentino [[1895-1926; actor; 'The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse'; 'The Sheik'; 'Blood And Sand'; 'The Eagle'; 'The Son Of The Sheik') -

Orson Welles [[1915-1985; actor, director, writer and producer; 'The War Of The Worlds'; 'The Magnificent Ambersons'; 'Citizen Kane') -

Raymond Bailey [[1904-1980; actor; Milburn Drysdale on 'The Beverly Hillbillies') -

Lucien Ballard [[1908-1988; cinematographer and director of photography; 'The Caretakers'; 'The Wild Bunch'; 'True Grit') -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 6th.:)

HEY WEST,TELL YOUR ESTEEMED CLIENT THAT I HAVE ANOTHER WINNER COMING UP,NOW IN THIS THRILLER SHE'S A VERY VERY VERY RICH[she's rich]ECCENTRIC[did i mention that she's rich]HOW RICH?[SHE HAS HER OWN COUNTRY]SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?SHE HAS NEVER SMILED-EVER AND SHE WANTS TO BUT NOTHING OR NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO MAKE HER SMILE,NOW A COMEDIAN FROM ANOTHER PLANET WANTS TO COME TO EARTH AND HE HAS GUARANTEED TO MAKE HER LAUGH BUT IF SO SHE HAS TO GIVE UP ALL HER WEALTH,NOW AS ALWAYS NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR OUR SUPERSTAR AND I'VE FOUND THE ONLY ACTOR TO PULL THIS OFF-[MITE T. FUNNI FENIGAN]NOW HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,HE'S BEEN IN SECLUSION SINCE[1937]BUT HE'S READY TO TAKE ON THIS ROLE OF A LIFETIME,SO TELL MOE TO PRACTICE NOT SMILING[maybe reading this will get her started-hehe]THIS IS GONNA BE CLASSIC!!

Asking Ms Moe [[Superstar) not to smile would be requesting the impossible.

Ms Moe has only to check her net worth each morning, before spending the rest of that day laughing uncontrollably........

May 7th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:



Thelma Houston [[singer and actress; 'Sunshower' album; 'Don't Leave Me This Way') -

Ray Monette [[songwriter and musician; The Abstract Reality; Scorpion; guitarist and singer with Rare Earth) -

Bill Kreutzmann [[drummer; The Grateful Dead) -

Pete Wingfield [[record producer, keyboard player, songwriter, singer and journalist; 'Eighteen With A Bullet') -

Carlos Alomar [[guitarist, composer and arranger; notable for collaboration with David Bowie) -

Val Bisoglio [[actor; Danny Tovo on 'Quincy, M.E.'; Frank Manero, Sr, in 'Saturday Night Fever') -

Peter Reckell [[actor; Bo Brady on 'Days Of Our Lives') -


Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Jimmy Ruffin [[1936-2014; singer; 'What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted') -

Saundra Edwards [[1942-2002; singer; lead vocalist with The Elgins; 'Heaven Must Have Sent You'; 'Darling Baby'; 'I Understand My Man'; 'Put Yourself In My Place') -

Thomas 'Beans' Bowles [[1926-2000; saxophonist, flautist and musician, tour manager and musical director) -

Jerry Nolan [[1946-1992; rock drummer; The New York Dolls, and Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers) -

Teresa Brewer [[1931-2007; singer; 'Music!, Music! Music!') -

Anne Baxter [[1923-1985; actress; Sophie MacDonald in 'The Razor's Edge'; Eve Harrington in 'All About Eve') -

Eva Peron [[1919-1952; second wife of Argentine President Juan Peron; the First Lady of Argentina, 1946-1952) -

David Tomlinson [[1917-2000; actor and comedian; George Banks in 'Mary Poppins'; Professor Emelius Browne in 'Bedknobs And Broomsticks'; Peter Thorndyke in 'The Love Bug') -

Gary Cooper [[1901-1961; actor; Alvin York in 'Sergeant York'; Lou Gehrig in 'The Pride Of The Yankees'; 'Marshal Will Kane in 'High Noon') -

Ralph Truman [[1900-1977; actor; Tigellinus in 'Quo Vadis'; Mountjoy in 'Henry V'; Monks in 'Oliver Twist'; George Merry in 'Treasure Island' and the Police Inspector in 'The Man Who Knew Too Much') -

Gabby Hayes [[1885-1969; actor; sidekick in Western films, with William Boyd [[as Hopalong Cassidy), Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, Wild Bill Elliott, Randolph Scott and John Wayne) -

Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky [[1840-1893; composer of the late-Romantic period; 'Romeo and Juliet'; 'The 1812 Overture'; 'The Nutcracker'; 'Swan Lake'; 'The Sleeping Beauty'; also concertos, symphonies and operas) -

Johannes Brahms [[1833-1897; composer and pianist of the Romantic period; 'Piano Concerto No. 1 in D Minor, Op. 15'; 'A German Requiem, Op. 45') -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 7th.:)

OK WEST,MAYBE SHE SHOULD GET HER CHUCKLES ON NOW[won't be none once the cameras start rolling]IT'S GOOD SHE HAS HER NET WORTH TOO..[of course this blockbuster could net upwards of-100.00]AND AFTER MY SMALL PERCENTAGE[97%]AIN'T MUCH LEFT-BUT THAT'S SHOWBIZ,MOE YOUR LEGEND WILL CEMENTED AFTER THIS CLASSIC.

Just make sure Moe's legend is the only thing cemented after this classic.....:rolleyes:

May 8th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:



Philip Bailey [[singer, songwriter, percussionist and actor; original member and co-lead singer with Earth, Wind & Fire) -

Alex Van Halen [[drummer and co-founder of Van Halen) -

Enrique Iglesias [[singer, songwriter, actor and record producer) -

Chris Frantz [[musician and record producer; drummer with Talking Heads, and the Tom Tom Club) -

Tori Tennille [[singer-songwriter and keyboardist; Captain and Tennille) -

Keith Jarrett [[jazz and classical music pianist) -

Dave Rowntree [[musician, politician, solicitor and animator; drummer with Blur) -

Martha Wainwright [[singer-songwriter) -

Joe Bonamassa [[blues rock guitarist, singer and songwriter) -

Matt Willis [[singer-songwriter, television presenter and actor; bassist and vocalist with Busted)

Paul Samwell-Smith [[musician, singer and record producer; founding member and bassist with The Yardbirds) -

Melissa Gilbert [[actress and television director) -

David Attenborough [[broadcaster and naturalist; BBC 'Life' Series) -



Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:



Robert Johnson [[1911-1938; blues singer-songwriter and musician) -
Rick[[y) Nelson [[1940-1985; actor, musician, singer-songwriter) -
Peter Benchley [[1940-2006; author and screenwriter; 'Jaws') -

Don Rickles [[1926-2017; stand-up comedian, actor and author) -
Saul Bass [[1920-1996; graphic designer and film maker) -

Tom Of Finland [[Touko Valio Laaksonen; 1920-1991; beefcake homoerotic fetish artist) -

Lex Barker [[1919-1973; actor; tenth to play Tarzan) -

Sid James [[1913-1976; actor and comedian; the 'Carry On' film series) -

Red Nichols [[1905-1965; jazz cornet player, composer and jazz bandleader) -

Oscar Hammerstein I [[1846-1919; businessman, theatre impresario and composer) -



Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 8th.:)

R&B,
I'd be very afraid of cornerstones......
Just ask Jimmy Hoffa [[if you can find him)
Westgrand.....NEXT!!:p

May 9th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:


Billy Joel [[singer, songwriter and pianist) -
Tania Maria [[artist, singer, composer, bandleader and piano player) -
Tamia [[singer, songwriter) -

Dennis Chambers [[drummer; Parliament-Funkadelic; Carlos Santana) -
Dave Gahan [[singer-songwriter; lead singer with Depeche Mode) -
Paul 'Guigsy' McGuigan [[musician; bassist with Oasis, 1991-1999) -

Tom Petersson [[musician; bassist with Cheap Trick) -
Richie Furay [[singer, songwriter; Buffalo Springfield; Poco) -

Candice Bergen [[actress and former fashion model; 'Murphy Brown'; Shirley Schmidt in 'Boston Legal'; Jessica Potter in 'Starting Over'; Margaret Bourke-White in 'Gandhi') -

Glenda Jackson [[actress and politician; Gudrun Brangwen in 'Women In Love'; Vickie Allessio in 'A Touch Of Class'; Alex Greville in 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'; Elizabeth I in 'Elizabeth R') -

Albert Finney [[actor; 'Tom Jones'; Hercule Poirot in 'Murder On The Orient Express'; Sir in 'The Dresser'; Geoffrey Firmin in 'Under The Volcano'; Edward L. Masry in 'Erin Brockovich') -

James L. Brooks [[director, producer and screenwriter; 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'; 'Lou Grant'; 'Taxi'; 'Terms Of Endearment';'Broadcast News'; 'The Simpsons') -

Alan Bennett [[playwright; screenwriter; actor and author; 'Beyond The Fringe'; 'Forty Years On'; 'The Madness Of George III/The Madness Of King George'; 'Talking Heads'; 'The History Boys') -



Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:


Dave Prater [[1939-1988; soul and R&B singer and musician; Sam & Dave) -

Hank Snow [[1914-1999; country singer, songwriter and musician) -

Richard Adams [[1920-2016; novelist; 'Watership Down'; 'Shardik' and 'The Plague Dogs') -

Geraldine McEwan [[1932-2015; actress; 'Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit'; 'Agatha Christie's Marple') -

Joan Sims [[1930-2001; actress; the 'Carry On' films) -

Harry Simeone [[1910-2005; music arranger, conductor and composer)-
[[some sources state year of birth as 1911)

J.M.Barrie [[1860-1937; novelist and playwright; 'Peter Pan') -


Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on May 9th.:)

NOW MOE,I GOT SOMETHING ELSE COMING UP THAT'S GONNA BE BIG FOR YOUR CAREER[and add to your legend too]THE HOOD HYSTERICAL-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,HISTORICAL GANG..[we want to be called society,but no real society will let us in]BUT THAT'S A MINOR TECHNICALITY WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT THE FIFTIETH ANNUAL CEMENT HANDS THING IS COMING UP,AND THE JUDGES WHO GET TO JUDGE WHO'S HANDS GO IN THE CEMENT VOTED YOU IN THIS YEAR..SEE A NEW WHISKEY JOINT-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,NEW LIQUIDS EMPORIUM IS BEING BUILD AND ONCE YOU STICK YOUR HANDS INTO THE CEMENT AND LET IT DRY ONE OF MY CRIM-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,ONE OF THE CURATORS OF THE CEMENT LAYING WILL CRACK THE CEMENT FROM YOUR HANDS AND THE IMPRINT WILL BE PUT ON THE TOP SHELF FOR ALL TO SEE AND ADMIRE,NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT VERY,VERY,VERY [did i mention very?]STILL AND HE WILL IMMOBILIZE-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,IMMORTALIZE YOU FOR ALL TIME IN DA HOOD,NOW DON'T WORRY[much]THIS ARTIST HAS BEEN SWINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER SINCE HE WAS INCARCERATED-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,INCORPORATED IN[1942]AND HE SELDOM MISSES IF HE'S SOBER-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,IT'S SOBERING TO HAVE AN ARTIST OF HIS STATURE,SO MOE I'LL KEEP YOU INFORMED OF THIS HONOR AND I KNOW YOU'LL STAY UP WORRYING-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,WONDERING WHAT TO WEAR TO THIS GREAT PRESENTATION,NO NEED TO THANK ME,ANYTHING FOR OUR[SUPERSTAR]!

Ms Moe [[Superstar) dresses only in the quality and style to which she has long been accustomed.

Having remained elegantly and resolutely vertical all her life, Moe's hands have never felt concrete.... and Manolo Blahnik would refuse to make her any concrete shoes....:rolleyes: