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June 27th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Freddie McGregor [[singer, musician and producer; 'Just Don't Want To Be Lonely') -
'Prince' Philip Mitchell [[R&B singer, songwriter and record producer; 'Starting All Over Again' for Mel & Tim; 'It Hurts So Good', and 'Leftovers' for Millie Jackson) -
Louis Risbrook [[funk/disco guitarist; B.T. Express) -
Bruce Johnston [[singer-songwriter; The Beach Boys) -
Gilson Lavis [[drummer and portrait artist; Squeeze; Jools Holland's Rhythm & Blues Orchestra) -
Lorrie Morgan [[country singer; 'What Part Of No'; 'Something In Red') -
Vera Wang [[fashion designer) -
Vern Yip [[interior designer; 'Trading Places'; 'Design Star'; 'Deserving Design') -
Isabelle Adjani [[actress and singer; 'Camille Claudel') -
Shirley Anne Field [[actress; Doreen in 'Saturday Night and Sunday Morning'; Rachel in 'My Beautiful Launderette') -
Matthew Lewis [[actor; Neville Longbottom in the 'Harry Potter' film series) -
Toby Maguire [[actor and producer; title character in 'Spider-Man' trilogy; Sam Cahill in 'Brothers') -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Doc Pomus [[Jerome Felder; [[1925-1991; blues singer and songwriter; 'Save The Last Dance For Me'; 'This Magic Moment'; 'Sweets For My Sweet'; 'Can't Get Used To Losing You') -
Gary Crosby [[1933-1995; singer and actor; The Crosby Boys; Eddie The Bellhop on 'The Bill Dana Show'; Officer Edward 'Ed' Wells on 'Adam-12') -
Anna Moffo [[1932-2006; operatic soprano) -
Bob Keeshan [[1927-2004; actor; title role on 'Captain Kangaroo') -
John McIntire [[1907-1991; actor; Christopher Hale on 'Wagon Train') -
Helen Keller [[1880-1968; author, political activist and lecturer; the first deaf-blind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree) -
Reginald Mason [[1875-1962; actor; Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour in 'Topaze'; Captain Barsanges in 'Suzy'; Alexander Crawford in 'Charlie Chan's Courage') -
Moroni Olsen [[1889-1954; actor; the voice of the Slave In The Magic Mirror, 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'; the voice of the Senior Angel in 'It's A Wonderful Life') -
May Irwin [[1862-1938; actress, singer, lyricist and vaudeville star; The Irwin Sisters; 'The Bully Song'; 'The Kiss', the first kiss in cinematic history) -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on June 27th.:)
Wow, didn't realize that Anna Moffo shared the exact same birthdate [[year and all) as my late mom. Cool!
Did your Mom have any singing ability, Sansradio?
June 28th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Chayanne [[latin pop singer, actor and composer) -
Kellie Pickler [[country music artist and television personality; 'Best Days Of Your Life'; 'Red High Heels') -
Mel Brooks [[actor, comedian, film maker; 'Blazing Saddles'; 'The Producers'; 'Young Frankenstein') -
Kathy Bates [[actress and director; 'Misery'; 'Primary Colours'; 'About Schmidt') -
Aileen Quinn [[actress, singer and dancer; 'Annie') -
Bruce Davison [[actor and director; 'Willard'; 'Longtime Companion') -
Gil Bellows [[actor; Tommy Williams in 'The Shawshank Redemption'; Billy Thomas in 'Ally McBeal'; CIA agent Matt Callan in 'The Agency') -
Danielle Brisebois [[producer, songwriter and former child actress; Stephanie Mills in 'All In The Family' and 'Archie Bunker's Place'; and Molly in 'Annie') -
Steve Burton [[actor; Jason Morgan on 'General Hospital') -
Jessica Hecht [[actress and singer; Susan Bunch on 'Friends'; Beatrice in 'A View From The Bridge') -
Alice Krige [[actress and producer; The Borg Queen in the 'Star Trek' film series) -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Jimmy Munday [[1907-1983; jazz tenor saxophonist, arranger and composer; notable for arrangements for Benny Goodman, Count Basie and Earl Hines) -
Joe 'Fox' Smith [[1902-1937; jazz trumpeter particularly as accompanist for Ethel Waters) -
Gilda Radner [[1946-1989; comedian and actress; 'Saturday Night Live') -
Tony Young [[1937-2002; actor; 'Gunslinger';' Taggart') -
John Inman [[1935-2007; actor; Mr Humphries on 'Are You Being Served?') -
Pat Morita [[1932-2005; actor; Miyagi on 'Karate Kid') -
Ian Bannen [[1928-1999; actor; 'The Flight Of The Phoenix'; 'The Offence'; 'Hope And Glory'; 'Waking Ned Devine') -
Don Dubbins [[1928-1991; actor; 'The D.I.'; 'Sugarfoot'; 'Perry Mason'; 'Dynasty') -
Maxine Stuart [[1918-2013; actress; Amanda Earp on 'The Rousters') -
Ian MacDonald [[1914-1978; actor; 'High Noon') -
Richard Rodgers [[1902-1979; composer; Rodgers and Hammerstein)
Odette Myrtil [[1898-1978; actress, singer and violinist; 'Out Of The Fog') -
Polly Moran [[1883-1952; actress; 'Adam's Rib') -
Otis Skinner [[1858-1942; actor and writer, noted for his Shakespearean roles) -
Peter Paul Rubens [[1577-1640; Flemish baroque painter) -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on June 28th.:)
June 29th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Stedman Pearson [[singer and dancer; Five Star) -
Roger Ruskin Spear [[multi-instrumentalist; Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band) -
Richard 'Ritch' Battersby [[drummer with The Wildhearts) -
Colin Hay [[musician and actor; lead vocalist with Men At Work) -
Ian Paice [[musician; drummer with Deep Purple) -
Nicole Scherzinger [[recording artist, actress and television personality) -
Sam Bailey [[singer and songwriter) -
Katherine Jenkins [[mezzo-soprano singer and songwriter) -
John Feldmann [[musician and producer) -
Don Dokken [[heavy metal singer, guitarist; lead singer and founder of Dokken) -
Bret McKenzie [[comedian, actor, musician and producer; Flight Of The Conchords) -
Gary Busey [[actor; title role in 'The Buddy Holly Story') -
Maria Conchita Alonso [[singer, songwriter and actress) -
Amanda Donohoe [[actress; C.J. Lamb on 'L.A.Law') -
Clementine Ford [[actress; Molly Kroll on 'The L Word') -
Fred Grandy [[actor; Gopher on 'The Love Boat') -
Melora Hardin [[actress and singer; Jan Levinson on 'The Office'; and Trudy Monk on 'Monk') -
Sharon Lawrence [[actress, singer and dancer; Sylvia Costas Sipowicz on 'NYPD Blue') -
Kathleen Wilhoite [[actress, singer and songwriter; Arabella McGee in 'Murphy's Law'; Deirdre Murphy in 'Lorenzo's Oil'; Ginny in 'The Edge') -
Cara Williams [[actress; Billy's Mother in 'The Defiant Ones'; Gladys Porter on 'Pete And Gladys') -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Little Eva [[Eva Boyd; 1943-2003; singer; 'The Loco-Motion') -
Stokely Carmichael [[1941-1998; prominent figure in Black Panthers and Civil Rights Movement, and the global Pan-African Movement) -
Jean Kent [[1921-2013; actress; Queen Elizabeth I on UK ITV television series 'Sir Francis Drake') -
Slim Pickens [[1919-1983; rodeo performer and actor; Major T.J.'King' Kong in 'Dr. Strangelove'; Taggart on 'Blazing Saddles') -
Ruth Warrick [[1916-2005; singer, actress and political activist; Emily Monroe Norton Kane in 'Citizen Kane', Phoebe Tyler Wallingford on 'All My Children') -
Bernard Hermann [[1911-1975; film composer, 'All That Money Can Buy'; 'Psycho'; 'Citizen Kane') -
Frank Loesser [[1910-1969; songwriter, including for theatre and films; 'Guys And Dolls'; 'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying'; 'Baby, It's Cold Outside') -
Joan Davis [[1912-1961; actress; 'I Married Joan' television series) -
[[some sources state 1907 as year of birth) -
Nelson Eddy [[1901-1967; classically trained singer and actor; co-starred in films with Jeanette MacDonald) -
Frieda Inescort [[1901-1976; actress; Sorel Bliss in 'Hay Fever') -
Andrew Tombes [[1885-1976; comedian and character actor; Ted Held in 'Oh, You Beautiful Doll') -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on June 29th.:)
June 30th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Our fellow Soulful Detroit member, Detmotownguy.
Happy Birthday, Detmotownguy, and hope you're having a wonderful day.:)
- also -
William 'Billy' Brown [[R&B singer; The Broadways [[formerly The Uniques); The Moments, and Ray, Goodman & Brown) -
Stanley Clarke [[jazz musician, bassist and composer) -
Fantasia [[R&B singer, songwriter and actress) -
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini [[singer, dancer and television personality; Girls Aloud) -
Adrian Wright [[musician, composer and keyboard player with Human League) -
Hal Lindes [[guitarist and film score composer; former member of Dire Straits) -
Andy Scott [[musician and songwriter; lead guitarist and backing vocalist with Sweet) -
Rupert Graves [[actor; 'Room With A View'; 'Maurice'; 'The Madness Of King George'; 'The Forsyte Saga'; DI Lestrade in 'Sherlock') -
Leonard Whiting [[actor; Romeo, in 'Romeo And Juliet') -
Brian Bloom [[actor, voice actor and screenwriter; 'As The World Turns') -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Florence 'Blondie' Ballard [[1943-1976; R&B, soul and pop singer; co-founding member of The Supremes) -
Lena Horne [[1917-2010; jazz and pop music singer, dancer, actress and civil rights activist) -
Ronald Winans [[1956-2005; gospel singer; The Winans) -
Ted Ross [[1934-2002; actor; 'The Wiz'; 'Arthur'; 'The Jeffersons'; 'Benson' ; 'The Cosby Show'; 'A Different World') -
Susan Hayward [[1917-1975; actress; 'Smash-Up, The Story Of A Woman'; 'My Foolish Heart'; 'With A Song In My Heart'; 'I'll Cry Tomorrow'; 'I Want To Live!') -
Glenda Farrell [[1904-1971; actress; the 'Torchy Blane' film series) -
Nestor Paiva [[1905-1966; actor; Theo Gonzales in 'Zorro' and 'The Sign Of Zorro'; Lucas the Boat Captain in 'The Creature From The Black Lagoon' and 'Revenge of The Creature') -
Walter Hampden [[1879-1955; actor and theatre manager; 'All About Eve'; 'Sabrina') -
George Chandler [[1898-1985; actor; Uncle Petrie Martin on 'Lassie') -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on June 30th.:)
July 1st: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Evelyn 'Champagne' King [[disco, pop and soul singer; 'Shame') -
Syl Johnson [[blues and soul singer, and record producer) -
Victor Willis [[singer, songwriter and actor; lead vocalist, Village People) -
Debbie Harry [[singer, songwriter and actress; lead singer with Blondie) -
Missy Elliott [[rapper, dancer and record producer) -
Twyla Tharp [[dancer, choreographer and author) -
Olivia de Havilland [[actress; Lady Marian Fitzwalter in 'The Adventures Of Robin Hood'; Melanie Hamilton in 'Gone With The Wind'; Miss Josephine 'Jody' Norris in 'To Each His Own'; Virginia Stuart Cunningham in 'The Snake Pit'; Catherine Sloper in 'The Heiress') -
Leslie Caron [[actress and dancer; Lise Bouvier in 'An American In Paris'; Lili Daurier in 'Lili'; Gigi in 'Gigi'; Jane Fosset in 'The L-Shaped Room') -
Dan Ackroyd [[actor, comedian, producer, screenwriter, musician and businessman) -
Genevieve Bujold [[actress; Anne Boleyn in 'Anne Of The Thousand Days') -
Pamela Anderson [[actress and model; Casey 'C.J.' Parker on 'Baywatch'; Lisa on 'Home Improvement'; Valerie Irons on 'V.I.P.') -
Jean Marsh [[actress and writer; co-creator of 'Upstairs, Downstairs') -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Andrew 'Mike' Terry [[1940-2008; baritone saxophonist, The Mohawks [[as pianist). The Funk Brothers; session player for Golden World and Okeh Records, latterly arranger and producer) -
Curtis W. Harris [[1924-2017; minister, civil rights activist and politician) -
Karen Black [[1939-2013; actress, screenwriter, singer and songwriter; Rayette Dipesto in 'Five Easy Pieces'; Myrtle Wilson in 'The Great Gatsby'; Faye Greener in 'The Day Of The Locust') -
Bobby Day [[1930-1990; rock and roll and R&B singer; multi-instrumentalist, music producer and songwriter; 'Rockin' Robin') -
Willie Dixon [[1915-1992; blues musician, vocalist, songwriter, arranger and record producer. 'I Just Want To Make Love To You'; 'Little Red Rooster') -
Andrae Crouch [[1942-2015; gospel musician, recording artist, songwriter, arranger and producer) -
Sydney Pollack [[1934-2008; film director, producer and actor; 'They Shoot Horses, Don't They?'; 'Tootsie'; 'Out Of Africa') -
Farley Granger [[1925-2011; actor; Philip Morgan in 'Rope'; Guy Haines in 'Strangers On A Train') -
Estee Lauder [[1908-2004; businesswoman; co-founder of Estee Lauder cosmetics company) -
William Wyler [[1902-1981; film director, producer and screenwriter; 'Ben- Hur'; 'The Best Years Of Our Lives'; 'Mrs Miniver') -
Charles Laughton [[1899-1962; actor, director, producer and screenwriter; Henry VIII in 'The Private Life Of Henry VIII'; Captain Bligh in 'Mutiny On The Bounty'; Sir Wilfrid Robarts Q.C. in 'Witness For The Prosecution') -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on July 1st.:)
West,the weener bros.just faxed me a script for their latest idea,a blockbuster musical starring..[you guessed it]our favorite superstar as a world renouned singer whose songs are great but put her audience to sleep for some reason,all over the world folks are falling asleep whenever she sings but she will not succumb to the pressure of the people to stop inspite of threats from the courts world wide as she travels with her tour group,now moe won't have to sing as her voice will be dubbed by the famous lady of song-madame treble clef from the left,why no one has heard this songbird since[1930]when her voice bankrupted-opps-err-ahem-hehe,bankrolled most of transyvania and inner mongolia,the songs will be from songbook of-rudkers an hummystein[pretty classy]her gowns will be designed by none other than-ms.hemm m.upp..why this fashion leech-opps-err-ahem-hehe,legend hasn't touched a needle and thread since she got out of detox-opps-err-ahem-hehe,since she intoxicated the fashion world in[1934]this is the kind of classy role moe was born to play..the weener bros.have done it again,this one will be big!!
This one will disappear faster than any sinking ship in a disaster movie....:rolleyes:
July 2nd: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Jeffrey Cooper [[bassist; Midnight Star) -
Ahmad Jamal [[jazz pianist, composer, bandleader and educator) -
Monie Love [[rapper and radio personality) -
Dave Parsons [[bassist; Transvision Vamp) -
Pete Briquette [[bassist, record producer and composer; The Boomtown Rats) -
Johnny Colla [[musician, singer and songwriter; founding member of Huey Lewis and The News) -
Michelle Branch [[singer, songwriter and actress) -
Dee Palmer [[formerly David Palmer; composer, arranger and keyboardist; formerly with Jethro Tull) -
Jerry Hall [[model and actress) -
Lindsay Lohan [[actress and singer) -
Ashley Tisdale [[actress, singer and producer) -
Peter Kay [[comedian and actor) -
Frank Williams [[actor; vicar Timothy Farthing on 'Dad's Army') -
Imelda Marcos [[former First Lady of The Philippines, 1965-1986) -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Paul Williams [[1939-1973; R&B and soul singer, and choreographer; co-founder of The Temptations) -
Stevie Woods [[1951-2014; R&B musician and singer) -
Ron Silver [[1946-2009; actor, director, producer, radio host and political activist) -
Kenneth McMillan [[1932-1989; actor; Jack Doyle on 'Rhoda') -
Brock Peters [[1927-2005; Tom Robinson in 'To Kill A Mockingbird'; 'Crown' in 'Porgy And Bess')
Medgar Evers [[1925-1963; civil rights activist) -
Catherine McLeod [[1921-1997; actress; roles include appearances on 'Maverick'; 'Perry Mason'; '77 Sunset Strip'; 'Bonanza'; 'Hawaiian Eye'; 1960s Anacin headache remedy TV commercial: "Mother, please! I'd rather do it myself!") -
Alan Webb [[1906-1982; actor; Broadway production of 'I Never Sang For My Father') -
Junior Durkin [[1915-1935; Huckleberry Finn in 'Tom Sawyer' and 'Huckleberry Finn' films) -
Jack Hylton [[1892-1965; bandleader and impresario) -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on July 2nd.:)
Let’s all wish our beloved westgrand a Happy Birthday !
Happy Birthday my super barrister!!! Good health & many more!
Happy birthday, westgrand!
And happy belated birthday, detmotownguy!
Hey west,it's your day-yeaaaaaaaaaa...i'm sending a case of the good stuff,by special carrier buzzard[the smart one]enjoy your day-you've earned it!!
Thank you Moe, Sansradio and Arr&bee, for your good wishes!
Although......I must say I was a tad unnerved by the buzzard, Arr&bee?
'Sign here', he said. When I did, he then sidled up real close. Said 'Happy Birthday' in a low voice, gave me a rather strange look and said if I agreed to let him keep the case, he'd see to it that I would never again have any trouble from people calling at my door.
What can that all mean, I wonder? :confused:
Feliz Cumpleaños Mi Amigo, Sofisticado Alma:)
Sorry about that west,it seems that my buzzard was hijacked by one of grady's pirate buzzards..[they'll steal anything and charge twice as much]i'll speak to grady about this as we signed a treaty last year to keep this from happening to my shipments..i didn't bother to read the fine print..never trust grady!!
Of course this means that grady didn't read the fine print from me that stated that in the event any of my shipments were hijacked,a letter will be sent to the health department revealing the ingredients of his infamous-mystery meatloaf..grady forgot that...i can't be trusted either,hehehe!!!
My translator urges me to respond with 'thank you, Soulphisticated Soph'.;)
Trust no-one, Arr&bee. Not even your own mirror......
Ah, I see. It's all lost in translation.
And I must admit that, when it comes to foreign languages, "je parle francais comme une vache espagnol"....:rolleyes:
"je parle francais comme une vache espagnol"
Hey West, that's a horrible thing to say about my Mother!:mad::rolleyes::)
Then better fit a new door lock, Arr&bee, even if he does look a lot like you.
And especially if he looks a lot like you...;)
July 3rd: if this is our birth date, then you share it with:
John Klemmer [[saxophonist, composer, songwriter and arranger) -
Vince Clarke [[musician and songwriter; Yazoo; Erasure) -
Tom Cruise [[actor and producer; 'Born On The Fourth Of July'; 'Jerry Maguire'; 'Magnolia') -
Betty Buckley [[actress and singer; Sandra Sue 'Abby' Abbott Bradford on 'Eight Is Enough'; 'Cats'; 'Sunset Boulevard'; 'Triumph Of Love') -
Tom Stoppard [[playwright and screenwriter; 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead'; 'Shakespeare In Love'; 'The Real Thing') -
Andrea Barber [[actress; Kimmy Gibbler on 'Full House' and 'Fuller House') -
Michael Cole [[actor; Pete Cochran on 'The Mod Squad') -
Tommy Flanagan [[actor; Filip 'Chibs' Telford on 'Sons Of Anarchy') -
Thomas Gibson [[actor and director; Daniel Nyland on 'Chicago Hope'; Greg Montgomery on 'Dharma And Greg'; Aaron Hotchner on 'Criminal Minds') -
Audra McDonald [[actress and singer; 'Carousel'; 'Masterclass'; 'Ragtime'; 'A Raisin In The Sun'; 'Porgy And Bess') -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed away:
Fontella Bass [[1940-2012; R&B and soul singer, and songwriter; 'Rescue Me') -
Johnnie Wilder, Jr. [[1949-2006; co-founder and lead vocalist of Heatwave) -
Laura Branigan [[1952-2004; singer, songwriter and actress; 'Gloria') -
Ken Russell [[1927-2011; film director; 'Women In Love'; 'The Devils'; 'Tommy') -
Susan Peters [[1921-1952; actress; Kitty in 'Random Harvest') -
Louise Allbritton [[1920-1979; actress; 'Pittsburgh'; 'Son Of Dracula'; 'The Egg And I'; 'Sitting Pretty') -
George Sanders [[1906-1972; actor, singer-songwriter, music composer and author; Jack Favell in 'Rebecca'; Scott ffolliott in 'Foreign Correspondent'; Addison De Witt in 'All About Eve'; Shere Khan in Disney's 'The Jungle Book') -
Wynne Gibson [[1898-1987; stage and film actress) -
Doris Lloyd [[1896-1968; actress; Mrs Cutten in 'Tarzan' films; Nora Stanley in 'Midnight Lace'; Baroness Ebberfield in 'The Sound Of Music' ) -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on July 3rd.:)
July 4th: if this is your birth date, then you share it with:
Annette Beard Simmons [[R&B and soul singer; original member of The Vandellas) -
Bill Withers [[singer-songwriter and musician) -
Ralph Johnson [[musician; original member, percussionist and vocalist with Earth, Wind & Fire)
Melanie Fiona [[R&B singer) -
John Waite [[musician, solo artist, 'Missing You'; also with The Babys, and Bad English) -
Gina Lollobrigida [[actress, photojournalist and sculptor) -
Eva Marie Saint [[actress and producer) -
Neil Morrissey [[actor, voice actor, singer, comedian and businessman) -
Jenny Seagrove [[actress) -
Neil Simon [[playwright, screenwriter and author) -
Remembering: those also born on this date, but who have since passed awa:
Jacques Morali [[1947-1991; singer-songwriter, producer and arranger; The Ritchie Family; Village People) -
Eric Fleming [[1925-1966; actor; Gil Favor on 'Rawhide') -
Cathy Berberian [[1925-1983; mezzo-soprano and composer) -
Stephen Boyd [[1931-1977; actor) -
Willoughby Goddard [[1926-2008; actor) -
Leona Helmsley [[1920-2007; businesswoman; 'Queen Of Mean') -
Abigail Van Buren [[Pauline Phillips; 1918-2013; advice columnist and radio show host; 'Dear Abby') -
Ann Landers [[Eppie Lederer; 1918-2002; advice columnist and media personality) -
Viviane Romance [[1912-1991; actress) -
Gloria Stuart [[1910-2010; actress) -
Mitch Miller [[1911-2010; oboist, conductor, recording producer and record industry executive)
Angela Baddeley [[1904-1976; actress) -
George Murphy [[1902-1992; dancer, actor and politician) -
Gertrude Lawrence [[1898-1952; actress, singer, dancer and musical comedy performer) -
Henry Armetta [[1888-1945; actor) -
Louis B. Mayer [[1885-1957; film producer and co-founder of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Film Studios) -
Stephen Collins Foster [[1826-1864; songwriter) -
Happy Birthday: to everyone celebrating Birthdays on July 4th.:)
Apologies for my belated birthday wishes, wgb. I've been so engrossed in the World Cup and now Wimbledon that I didn't realise how long it's been since I've been onsite.
No need at all to apologise, 144man. Your reasoning shows what a great sport you are.;)
Eng-er-land!!!
WEST,MY GOOD MAN,PLEASE INFORM YOUR ESTEEMED CLIENT THAT A NEW STORY IS WAITING HER..IN THIS SENTIMENTAL DRAMA[HOW BOUT THAT]OUR[SUPERSTAR]IS GIVING AN INTERVIEW AT THE RIPE AGE OF-175YRS[ONLY THE WEENER BROS AND MYSELF WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT THIS STORY ON THE SCREEN]YES IT'S FICTIONAL BUT THERE WON'T BE A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE AS[MOTHER MULBERRY]YES THAT'S THE TITLE..RELATES HER LONG STORY TO A SPECIAL REPORTER SENT TO INTERVIEW HER..NOW AS WITH ALL MY CLASSIC POLAROID GEMS THIS ONE TOO HAS A TWIST[you knew it was coming didn't you-hehe]DUE TO A PROBLEM WITH HER DNA SHE HASN'T AGED SINCE AGE THIRTY THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S YOUNG PHYSICALLY BUT OLD IN MIND-FALLING ASLEEP-DROOLING-POOPING HERSELF-FORGETTING WHO SHE IS AT TIMES,BUT WHEN HER MIND IS RIGHT SHE IS GREAT WITH STORIES OF HER PAST,NOW I'VE LOCATED THE ONLY ACTOR FOR THE PART OF THE REPORTER-KANN I.GO WHY NOBODY HAS SEEN THIS STUPID-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,THIS STUD SINCE HE WENT BLANK-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE,HE WENT BIG BACK IN[1935]THIS IS THE ONE MOE HAS BEEN WANTING FOR,HER FINEST HOUR ON SCREEN SHE WILL BE A GIANT AFTER THIS ONE-EVERYONE WILL BE CALLING..[rumor has it that the golden turkey folks are gonna check this one out-how exciting is that?]JUST THINK OF IT,A PLASTIC CHICKEN BECK AND MAYBE A GOLDEN TURKEY FOR ONE PERFORMANCE..SO TELL YOUR ESTEEMED CLIENT TO PRACTICE HER DROOLING[HEHE]AS FOR THE POOPING-I HAVE A SPECIAL POTION FROM THE INFAMOUS[DR.SPITT M.UPP]TELL MOE NOT TO WORRY HE AS AN ANTIDOTE[i hope]NONE OF THAT FAKE[CGI]STUFF BECAUSE MY MOVIES USE REAL PROPS..TELL HER I WILL PROVIDE THE[DEPENDS]THAT SHE'LL HAVE TO WEAR..THE MOVIE OF THE DECADE..THAT'S THE TALK IN DA HOOD-THIS IS THE ONE!!
Arr&bee, your posts are taking on all the solid proportions of very high brick walls LOL!
Have you considered taking a commercial break at, say, every five lines.....:confused:
I'll get back to you with my response to your message.
Right now, I need to find the verbal equivalent of metal spikes and a climbing hammer.....
Either I'm losing my sight...or you're now typing normally.....
And if I want to read lots of words, I use a dictionary. It also explains itself, as I go along....;)
Well Arr&bee, I've now scanned through your synopsis of 'Mother Mulberry', ready to pitch it to Ms Moe [[Superstar).
It was looking good. I was with you, right up to the moment when I read those two words.... 'pooping herself'......