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You dirty son of a malnourished goat. My two daughters are pregnant and we didn't know who the fathers were until they saw you on TV campaigning to be president. You have a lot of nerve. And you better have a lot of Teflon skin because when I catch you, you're going to have more holes in you than a room full of Swiss cheese. I saw your ads say that you were frank and earnest and that's how we knew it was you. You told my daughter LouKweeshianetta that your name was Frank and you told my other daughter Shaneequattiananette your name was Ernest, you snake. Don't shut both eyes when you sleep tonight.
By the way, I'm sending you $10 for your campaign. Gotta support the brothers trying to make a difference. Best regards,
Louroy McJefferson-Davis
Pigs Bottom, Mississippi
Let me know if I need to read that. I just cashed the check and don't know if he wants anything in return.