WEST,MS MOE[SUPERSTAR]I'VE GOT THE FIRST BLOCKBUSTER OF THE NEW YEAR,NOW IN THIS ONE MOE YOU ARE AN ADVENTURESS WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO..[READY FOR THIS]BE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER WALK ACROSS THE OCEAN,THAT'S RIGHT WITH THE AID OF SPECIAL FLOATING SHOES YOU'RE GONNA ATTEMPT TO DO WHAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BY MORTAL MAN OR WOMAN...[of coarse no beach in the world will let me anywhere near em]BUT YOU KNOW ME ALWAYS IMPROVISING..NOW WE'RE GONNA FILM DOWN AT THE WATER SANITATION PLANT IN THE BOWELS OF DA HOOD I GOT THE TOP MAN IN THE FIELD TO INVENT THOSE SPECIAL SHOES FOR YOUR BIG WATER WALKING SCENES...[PROFESSOR WASHEDUPP]WHY HE WAS ONE OF THE GREATS BEFORE THAT TINY MISHAP IN[1935]AND HE WAS KINDA SORTA BLACKBALLED[never proven]I GOT HIM OUT OF THE NUTHOUSE-OPPS ERR-AHEM-HEHE...I TOLD HIM HE'D BE NUTS TO RETIRE BEFORE HIS GREATEST INVENTION,NOW WE MAY HAVE TO FILM AT NIGHT...[I kinda sorta had a teeny tiny problem with the folks down at the health department about filming there]BUT DON'T WORRY I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL,AND FOR REALISM I GONNA USE THE ACTUAL PARASITES THAT LIVE UNDER THE SLUSH AND SLIME...[they work cheap]NOW MOE DON'T WORRY I'M HAVING A SPECIAL MASK MADE SO YOU WON'T INHALE ANY OF THOSE TOXIC FUMES,AND IF YOU SHOULD SLIP AND FALL IN IT'S ONLY ABOUT 600FT DEEP AND I KNOW YOU CAN SWIM BACK TO THE TOP..WELL GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK ON THIS POLAROID CLASSIC SEA ADVENTURE,PRACTICE YOUR BACKSTROKE MOE,YOU MAY NEED IT...AIN'T IT EXCITING??