shhhhh not so loud mo i got a killer hangover,what decade is it...what elephants?????
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shhhhh not so loud mo i got a killer hangover,what decade is it...what elephants?????
The elephants that jumped on Ralph's couch........
There haven't been any posts here for a while.
Anyone would think this thread has been canceled.
I go away on a short hooch induced holiday and all this talk about cancelation...we were never actually here were we?????
Well once again i have to start a letter writing campain to save this post[well not actually letters just sort of me]who's with me keep those letters coming [well maybe not actual letters but maybe a single word???]repeat after me...save this post-save this post..don't cancel the cancel...save this post!!!
I'll throw in a word or two.....
Don't lose the thread...
we lost this thread a long time ago.never mind i found one half way down page 2 of this forum.
the royal society for the protection of lost threads is under worked and needs something to do!
The society has lost its royal warrant. It's just called SPLoT now.
you mean HRH has lost the splot?
Wanting to lose Splott [[in Cardiff) is understandable; but losing Scotland would be extremely careless of Her Majesty's government.
We're a splot now...oh i always wanted a splot when i was a kid we couldn't afford one all the other kids would get a splot for xmas and all i got was a lump of coal,but i knew that if i lived right i would have my own splot...yippppeeeeee!!!
Still.............no splot for you!!!!!!!!
moe
should that read
splot.............no still for you [[this is arr&bee we're talking about)
"Join an incredible adventure through Fairyland as Splot tries to save all the stars and restore them back to the skies." [Frozenbyte Inc.]
Don't tell me that the[splots]are going belly up to!!!
They just don't know splot to do next.
Maybe they just don't know SPLOT..............
I just heard that[splots]are going cheap and now is a good time to get one or two and i'm gonna get mine while they're cheap.
I'm hoping to win some in the splottery.
Hey is being a splot the same as a blimp on the radar screen??? And do they use the goodyear blimp or the one driven by snoopy?[what a dog]!!
They use the one that's in the film, "Some Like It Splot".
Hey i remember that flick,where the splots dressed up as commas and snuck into the exclamation point convention...what a movie,they don't make em like that anymore!!
And now a word from our sponsors......!
SPLOT Becomes of the Broken Hearted?
Say,isn't this post up for a[golden turkey award]this year...for those of you unformiliar with the[golden turkey awards]they're the exact opposite of the oscars and if it's anything we are over here it's the opposite!
I'm in a helpless situation,
Because of this thread's cancellation.
It's just causing such frustration,
And I'm suffering much negation.
Since it's been gone I've been crying...crying..crying...crying...
[with apologies to HDH, Kim Weston, the Four Tops, and anyone unlucky enough to read this]
CANCELLATION??? HOW CAN YOU CANCEL SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? BUT HERE WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE[TAKE THAT 60 MINUTES]HEHEHEHEHEHEHE...[oh boy here we go,Jai come away from here this instant and stop your nonsense]..SHUT UP VOICE, YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN[Jai you're hopeless]..AIN'T IT THE TRUTH,AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!
i cancelled the milk,papers,sky tv subscription.i ended up thirsty,ill informed and found i had 12 hours more to do things i didnt know needed doing.i cancelled a flight ticket once,then i remembered i was still the other side of the world and not at home. i did get home eventually but only to find my house on fire,obviously i couldnt use the land line so i went for the phone in my pocket only then did i remember that i'd cancelled the phone contract just after i'd used the phone to cancel my house insurance.the fire was caused by a faulty gas boiler i'd cancelled the boiler servicing agreement,the fire brigade found the renewall notice and nothing else [[in the debris of "chez nous") except the "chez nous" sign that hung over the front door.so now you cant blame me for not wanting to see things cancelled.
There's no way we could cancel this!
i dont know.ask pshark he started it!
this what???we never knew what this is,if it is actually here how do we know for sure this could be a test pattern running all this time just to test us,but if this was an actual test we would be in the other post[are you as confused as i am??]and if you answer the question i just posted would it be here or canceled????hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????
All of these months later & I still haven't figured out how to cancel this confounded thread!
Well if you don't know than I don't know......
Isn't that a Sam & Dave record?
Nol.....it's the hole in the Sam and Dave record.
You sure it's not the hole in your head, Des???
If it takes 10 men 30 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 15 men to dig half a hole?
Are they Polish?
what if they dont wear watches,they wouldnt know how long they'd been digging...........and if they were blindfolded they wouldnt know how many diggers there were.
not only that they would probably have killed a few because blindfolds and pitch forks is a lethal combination.
i've just decided this was a flawed question.
if 15 men had pnuematic drills they'd be quicker at killing each other too but the hole would be smaller.
and who are these people that make sure they've completed the correct depth in the time period allowed?
and what does it matter what kind of shoe polish they use?
i've used the word "and" many times because many ands make light work! where are the lights? down the hole or overhead?
have you got any easier questions,you know,the kind i know the answer to.