Who's in deep water?..i never touch the stuff.
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Who's in deep water?..i never touch the stuff.
Well, I figured that is only need an ark if I no longer needed Mrs. Oz, so she wasn't the girl I was referring to. But I guess she should have been. Especially since she reads my SDF posts when I forget to choose the page...
Introducing Mrs. Oz, our very own Sixth Censor, in charge of the SDF Quality Control department!
Opps,hey jerry go down to da hood and ask for lookout smitty he'll hide you til this blows over.
Blow over? Do you think it will? After 23 years?
Ah. Words spoken by a voice of reason, facing into a swirling vocal current of distraction!
West leave voice out of this.
Impossible. Voice is in everything.
Are we talking about Mariah Carey? Nevermind. Thought you said it was everywhere...
Voice is everywhere...just not anywhere, all the time.....
Hello all this is the voice of reason, some think of me as Jai's alter ego, i assure you I am not, I was assigned to keep him out of trouble but he never listens so his doctors said to give him some space,so I do. Jai won't stop making that poisonous hooch of his and flolks won't stop drinking it, the other day a neighbor spilled some on his lawn and now he can't grow dirt,Jai is out of control, but he likes the folks here thank goodness.
That's funny that the neighbor can't grow dirt. I gave a shot to a friend of mine and the next day, that's all that remained of him.
Thanks west,you had to bring that do gooder into the fray...[he's texting me about behaving]this from a guy who never smiles.
Smiling is overrated. I stopped doing it years ago and I'm better for it.
Jerry the reason you don't smile is because the bank refused payment on that loan i gave you...i told you to go down to slick slim in da hood and he would take care of you.
Slick Slim will have taken care of many people who have suddenly disappeared, and in mysterious circumstances.
All I know it's that Slick Slim had a Slim Jim and he stole my car while I was waiting for him.
That's why you stay in your car and keep the engine runnin.
That doesn't work. The last time I tried that, he got away with my rear axle. Slim is slick.
Darn slim...i trained him too well.
Yeah, he's a regular chip off the old cell block.
Yep the kid got skills,at three he could take apart a motor before you knew it was missing,i remember seeing him going off to school kindergarden and i though his little scooter was cute...til i realized that it was my caddy engine that powered it.
Yeah, any kid with a hitch on his tricycle needs to be closely watched.
Heck once slim made off with a rich guy's engine and by the time the fool realized what had happened...slim had sold it back to him...sniff,sniff brings a tear to my eyes.
He was good. I think he took the bronze medal in the Shakedown Competition at the 2012 Ghetto Olympics.
Haaaaaaaaaaa,once slim asked a guy at the redlight if he wanted his windows washed,well the guy got smart and by the time the light was green his engine was gone.
I heard about him washing a guy's car windshield. From home. Popped it right out and promised he'd return it as soon as the sucker paid Slim 'handling costs'.
Yep,that chump owed me money so i had slim confiscate his windsheild,he paid up real fast.
As anyone else noticed how fast summer is slipping away,soon this post will be back in style.
It's going at a nice pace for me. For the most part, it's been a great year and weather won't change that.
IT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAST FOR ME,EVEN WHEN I'M SOBER[which ain't often, hehe]...I'M GETTING DEPRESSED TIME FOR MY REMEDY!!!
Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.
Ah, another fan of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. And nope, I don't know why this post is centered...
Jerry,that's mighty poetic i could never center words like that,heck i can't even center me...i'm just a little left of center,or is it right...this screen keeps moving opps it's just me.
We had just half an inch of snow in London last night, but the way people are reacting to it. you'd think it was the end of the world. It's winter, folks.
The world is ending. Given Brexit and the Night's King's ascension in the US, things are playing out like "Game of Thrones". And if you watch that show, you know that Winter Is Coming and none of us is safe.
Oh, and it snowed here last week. No biggie because I don't need to leave home unless I want to but I was spoiled last winter when it barely fell below freezing until mid-January.