But that's another storey!
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But that's another storey!
Anything to give us a lift.....
Up periscope!!!
Now those, moe, I find very useful, while hurriedly making my way through a crowd.
Who's chasing you this time?
Well actually, we're all chasing a bargain. The doors have opened, and in we swarm. It can get a bit heated, and there's a lack of oxygen. I've had to vigorously beat people off with an umbrella.
Attention KMart Shoppers..........................
There's a regular crowd of us. We have our own agent. The management get us to foregather in the reception suite, plys us with hooch and then blows a whistle. Later, we all take pics of each other, and our trophies :)
I go with my friend Moses who's rather good at parting the crowds.
You have to introduce me to him, 144man. I need him for last call sales!!
If he's passing, I'll tell him to give you a wave....
After those last call sales I ended up in the red, see!
Up to your neck, in wet debt! :[[
What's good enough for the country is good enough for me.
I'll write a cheque.
Will it be made of rubber like mine?
Well, what goes around, comes around.
I always think it's nice to keep an eye on my money each day - with the exception, of course, of when someone else brings it to my attention....:[[
If money is the root of all evil, let me relieve you of your sins.
Confess, guys....................:rolleyes:
Well, I can come here and offer up whatever is troubling me, and I still don't see who I'm talking to :)
On your way out, you are supposed to put money in the collection boxes. The box that says "FOR THE SICK" is not for vomiting in.
I may need to bring that up later.......
And why does it always contain tomatoes whether you've been eating them or not?
Have you undertaken a detailed study, then?! :eek:
It's the result of saying "I'll just have one more hooch for the road".
Only one hooch is likely to have that result for me!
That, in itself makes me vomit!
But you'll feel better for it!
Seems a bit drastic to do that, just to lift one's spirits...
...........right out of the mouth!!
Nil By Mouth! Intravenous only.....
Not a good idea. Applying hooch intravenously would have the same results as embalming.
Sounds good enough for me. Cheaper than Botox.....
Heaven preserve us!
Preserved, pickled..it's all the same....:)
Is that why you're wearing a fixed smile?
No, that's due entirely to the facelift.:D
That's a strange-looking tie you're wearing.
Oh, just some old thing that's been hanging around for years.
Facelift? That looks like duct tape!!