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For a while, westgrand!!

Something good in every season...but I find I'm at least halfway through each season before I begin to fully appreciate it.

Ummm....I'm not sure I could find anything positive in our winter this year!!:p

The end of it?

That's the ONLY thing!!!!!!!!!!

I'll accept that...but there must have been more....that you were taking for granted [[like breathing? LOL)

Anyway, it's summer, and the time is right, for dancing in the street....!

Much better than singing in the sewers...

Yes, I'd much rather be sewing with a Singer.

Which thread is that on?

Any one where you feel one or two people are a few stitches short of a full seam.

You are very biased, westgrand.

It comes from being frequently crossed, Moe.

I just want to make sure you don't fabricate anything!

Ahem.....!

If anyone wants to tell me I'm stuck up, I say "Velcro" to them....

Do they look ripped?

It's hard to judge, so I'm rather torn....

You're Natalie Imbruglia!

That's what people cry, after they sidle up to me in Tesco....

You two are back stitched!!!

I'm stitched up, every time I sign in here....

..........and rolling down that line!!

You're speaking for all of us now....

I don't allow myself to get needled.

There are plenty who will have a stab at it.

Like my friend Dirk.

A young blade, no doubt.

Is your friend Dirk the famous Dirk Diggler 144man?

As I didn't know the name, I have just checked out who Dirk Diggler really is.

I now await 144man's response with very keen interest.

I'll throw you one every so often westgrand!! Let's both see what he says!!

Dirk Diggler only exists in fiction, and that's about the size of it!

Exactly. Sexual attraction is 50% what you have, and 50% what someone thinks you have.

Although there was a man interviewed on TV last week who seems determined to increase his own 'what you have' allocation to 100%....

Does he "have it" westgrand?

Best I make no comment and just leave it to you to decide, Moe...

Try Googling...... 'This Morning : Billy-Tom O'Connor'...and see what the girls at work think....

I'll get back to you......as the girls at work would verbalize their opinions quite explicitly!!

I knew I could rely on them.

It would suit them down to the ground.

And even further.....

The girls are stunned, westgrand.........

It's a tough act to follow, Moe......