I could never watch Tim Henman in a live match. It put too much strain on the heart.
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I could never watch Tim Henman in a live match. It put too much strain on the heart.
I recommend plates of sandwiches with favourite fillings....
I may require oxygen when I'm watching Andy Murray play an intense match, so will need to leave a lot of windows open......
Hopefully today's match will be a breeze.
A breath of fresh air.....
If the williams sisters ain't playin i ain't watchin.
I don't watch, either, period.
Hey moe in my next classic you're a damesel in distresss as you're kidnapped by a giant chicken who then climes to the to of a chicken coop with you in it's claw,and no one can save you because he drops giant eggs on em.
He's not yolkin'.......
Your head is scrambled. R&B!!
Andy Murray breezed through his match 6-1 6-1 6-0 yesterday, the USA have qualified for the next round of the Whirled Cup, [[as Suarez won't be doing anything for the next few months, I might invite him round for a bite), and it looks like R&B has come up with another brilliant tax loss scheme.
Look moe,it's the role you were born to play,you have no lines,the chicken does all the swalkin,no egg on your face either we'll use powdered eggs.
Of course, if it were giant chocolate Easter eggs being dropped, it could make the experience almost enjoyable.....
Otherwise, even Fay Wray wouldn't touch this screenplay.....
I was gonna get betty white but the chicken wouldn't work with her.
She actually arrived, but her agent whisked her away.
The chicken wouldn't work with a bird older than him.
I was gonna get[leghorn foghorn]but he doesn't do his own stunts anymore.
The perch must be no higher than six inches from the ground. It's in the contract.
OK I'M GONNA GET THE SPECIAL EFFECT GUYS ON IT RIGHT AWAY,JERRY WE GOT YOU COVERED...[I hope].
Let me know if special effects are unavailable. I'm well practiced in chicken training.
Leghorns lay large eggs!!
And Largehorns have long legs.....
Eggsactly westgrand!!
Don't egg him on moe.
I can engage with all breeds in their native cluck.
Oh so you're fluent in..chickenese.
Absolutely. I don't crow about it, of course.....
You speak[crow]???your good.
Hey west i might write a chicken picture with you as the enterpreter,the only man standing between two warring factions...the peaceloving hawks and the war loving doves as they prepare for war over the chickenstates where the egg empire is worth hundreds,i'm gonna get my top hens on it.
The budget will be chicken feed.
I got a neighbor who's got some chickens i'll bet he'll be excited to be in this classic,now i'm gonna have to use pigions instead of doves[just a little white paint and we're all set]...makeup!!!
Whatever you do, don't let them fly over our heads.
You superstious west?
No, just being cautious in a practical sense....
There's truth in that, westgrand!!
We could all be drenched in something which is wet, and looks remarkably like white paint...but paint, it ain't......
Until you watch it eat through everything!!!
These pigions have been sipping this wonderful elixur...it stops up the urinary track of birds but they don't know it,so relax.
I'd feel happier if they would agree to fly upside down.