Of course we will,don't all celebs but that will come later after the golden turkeys,west i think you're getting cold feet but afew minutes on the sun will warm you up.
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Of course we will,don't all celebs but that will come later after the golden turkeys,west i think you're getting cold feet but afew minutes on the sun will warm you up.
The sun is 93,000,000 miles away. Do I need to take sandwiches?
Binoculars would be more useful.
No we'll stop at a fast food joint,oh the outter gases of the sun can reach 100,000,000 degrees so get a cold drink.
I'll need some sunscreen.....
I'll need a vacuum flask.
Before we get too excited, can someone tell me how we're getting there?
The studio is flying us there second class,don't worry i checked it out and this flight has almost some of the stuff we'll need.
Almost? How about a seat? And a flight on what?
Now west calm down,of course we got seats it's a flying whatchamacallit i talked to the pilots and they've made this flight in practice many times and they told me that as soon as they learn the controls we're all set,i'm excited.
Admit it. It's a giant catapult, isn't it....
The sun is more than a stone throw away.
Well, if I'm going to be playing President of the Sun, then it had better be a place where thrones are stowed.
Don't call it that,it has a nice tin roof and those cardboard seats are tightly glued in place and the movie is good,of course only one at a time can watch cause there's only one pair of banoculars and the floor is good second hand plywood,and ive been assured by the studio that the slingshot wll work thistme...we're on our way.
You'll get there quicker, fellas, if you fuel that whatever you call it with R&B's hooch. Yesirree, the hooch picks up where the Concorde left off!!
I suggest we have a massive vacuum flask made [[so that's going to please 144man) and we use that as a rocket.
That's the spirit moe,oh and it is fueled with hooch...oh moe you're coming too,you're playing the sun queen.
I'm ready for my close up..........with SPF of course!!!
ANYTHING YOU WANT MOE...[we'll bill you later]STICK WITH ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU THE NEXT LILLIAN GISH.
She's pretty well still dead, R&B..........anyone else?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,one starring role and you're picky,look moe as good as lilian was she never won a golden turkey so just smile pretty and i'll make you a star.
You'll probably need to get to Heaven first, Moe...
It seems audiences love to honor posthumously!!
Record something, quick! It will go double platinum before you're cold.....
Forget that posthumorous stuff,we're gonna get our golden turkey...[and you know they use real gold spray]what a classy outfit.
I'm pleased to hear that some people at least are upholding genuinely tacky values.
It's the "in" value now, westgrand.....
Well down to its normal standard....
Hey we're going all out for this one,west i'm getting you one of them searsucker suits from sears,with one of them imitation straw hats and broghans you're gonna set a fashion trend,and moe you're gonna be decked out in a cheesecloth gown with a pair of gold nurses shoes and a woolite shawl,nobody on the sun has ever seen anything like what we got for em,it's gonna be hot,hot,hot!!!
I'll need a shower as soon as I arrive.
Sure west plenty of hot water here.
You've visited already?
Got a postcard from one of the sunbeams.
Hope it was a warm greeting.
Hot off the presses.
I worry that the nights will be too hot...
Calm down west,when the sun goes over the moon we got twenty minutes to sleep,i got it all under control[i think].
Sounds as if I'll be spending my sleeping hours on fast forward....
When the sun goes over the moon, we might get hit by that jumping cow.
No cows i checked,but lots of wool,hmmmmmm???