I tried some of that verbalization once,but i was still sober.
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I tried some of that verbalization once,but i was still sober.
You need a verbal remedy.
He needs more than that!!!
You mean something more physical is needed, moe?
HEY MOE I WAS GONNA HIRE YOU TO BE MY VOICE OF REASON[THE OTHER ONE QUIT]....Jai,there you go off on one of your tangents brought on by your incessant drinking,I haven't gone anywhere I just let you ramble on because you're too old for me to still be guiding you along,pay him no attention Moe!....WELL WELL WELL I KNOW YOU'D COME CRAWLING BACK AS SOON AS I LINED SOMEONE ELSE UP FOR THE JOB...Goodnight Jai.[YEAH GO TO SLEEP IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG,ME AND MY PALS ARE GONNA STAY UP ALLNIGHT AND GOOF OFF]
Many people are walking around with a Bluetooth headset, apparently talking to themselves - but arr&bee is really doing it :)
Hey wait a minute,you think that i'm talking to myself?no voice over there is very real,say hi to the nice man voice..voice...voice[now he gets quiet]i know you hear me...as you can see voice has a mind of his own.
Does 'the voice over there' happen to have the name of Lester?
NOPE,FOR AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HIM HE'S JUST BEEN[VOICE].....[I think he was abandoned as a baby voice,poor thing].
He must have been left with a note, saying "please look after this voice, I can't speak for him anymore" :[[
I have a voice in my head as well. It's saying "Have another pancake".
And did you....?
Yes. I spread butter and strawberry jam on it, added slices of banana, and topped it with chocolate mousse. Delicious.
VOICE DOESN'T LIKE MUCH AND HE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR...[Jai,you have enough for the both of us]I KNOW BUT I'M NOT SHARING.
I'm definitely not sharing my pancakes, though if the hooch ever arrives I could flambé them.
The entire world will be well alight, long before the hooch arrives.
Hold your horses i got elves working overtime to get your shipments out.
Those elves sure work slow.
They tend to sample the product.
To the point where there is no product.
Elf 'n safety issues are a constant worry for any employer.
That's why i pay em minimum wage.
It sounds more appropriate to consider them as 'extras', and pay them accordingly.
I bet they all have Equity cards, and aren't good for much before lunchtime.
Well, there was National Pancake Day on Fat Tuesday so [[for once) R&B was correct! Now, as far as the elves...........don't know if they have their green cards yet!!
Fat Tuesday; I guess that is what we call Shrove Tuesday [[Pancake Day).
I think arr&bee is often correct, just not in quite the way the rest of us can understand:confused:
Green card or not, those elves will spend most of their time in temporary jobs or on benefits, dreaming of their 'big break'......
Sounds like they float from one job to another..........must be that hooch.
Whenever it runs out, so do they....!
Those elves must get a new batch of that hooch by Thanksgiving. How else would Santa get all that help?
Or else, the mood in the grotto turns grotty.
Everybody has an attitude....
Yes, but, that hooch will resolve everyones' attitude!!!:)
I guess those elves must work best when they're drunk.
Possibly to remedy the after-effects of too much gobblin' - ?
I did use lephrechans back in the day but when they had that gold discovery[that rainbow thing]they got uppity.
You could try Cornish Piskies. They sound suitable for the job.
Why did the leprechauns get uppity R&B? Were they in a hot air balloon?
Discuss why the Cornish Piskies are suitable, westgrand. Are they related to the Cornish Hens?
Cornish piskies are mythological creatures, similar to elves.
Hooch is a mythological product, similar to Scotch Mist.
Put said piskies and extremely potent hooch together, and you'll get p*****kies. Ta-dah!!!!
Well, that's my line of thinking, anyways! :rolleyes:
Now your turn, moe......
Cornish Hens? I'm familiar with Cornish hens as in poultry, although they are perhaps more commonly known as Indian Game. A really old English breed, stockily built for meat production, and with [[IMHO) beautiful coloured plumage. There's a lighter variety called Jubilee.
Or are you meaning something else altogether?
Well moe legend has it that the leprchans were very poor,i mean even the elves looked down on em and we won't even mention the munchkins and fairies but after that gold strike they started buying up everything in sight...middle earth-oz-fairytales...that's right the fairies couldn't even tell their own stories because the leps had the copyrights,why they got so uppity that the movie[the wizard of oz]they wouldn't let real muchkins be in it because they weren't in the leprechans union[those muchkins are leps dressed as muchkins]that gold gave em power that they still use today...remember when you would put your lost tooth under your pillow and get a quarter,well the leps bought the bank and put a big percentage on that quarter...those leprechans don't forget!!
I figured you would know, THANKS!!
Anything for you moe.
The word 'blarney' comes to mind......:rolleyes: