I like to give up a lot of my time for charity, and you seem a suitable case....
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I like to give up a lot of my time for charity, and you seem a suitable case....
I'm on board! I hope it doesn't affect my status, but I need to inform you guys that I cannot read... Somebody will have to feed me my lines... I probably should have told you this month's ago but I didn't want you to think I was illiterate...
In case you're wondering, I learned to type in the 8th grade, that's how I'm able to be functional on a message board.
Jerry you're just right,just stand there and be handsome,the chicken does all the squawkin.
If you can make money, and count it coming in, who cares if you can't read.....
Just don't make the chicken look bad.
I'm sorry... What?! I thought that i just told you that I can't read...
Neither could Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, and those names are internationally known...
so it shouldn't hold you back in your own career....
I got it,but the chicken don't trust nobody.
Good points, all. And I cannot make the chicken look bad unless I'm going to boil it instead of frying it.
If you're upstaged by a chicken, you're definitely doing something wrong.
Well this may be not totally glamorous, but Lowell stopped by today and took me to lunch for a meeting. Lowell is a very interesting guy. Anyway....The big Kahuna of SD.
He looks dependable......
...and he also looks like he'd like to get back to his phone as soon as the photo is snapped.
Don't you guys know who lowell is,he's boss of all bosses..[even ralph don't talk back to lowell]..hey ralph i'm starting to feel real important over here.
So Lowell is who we go to see if we want a "favor". Just be prepared to hear the spiel:
"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Yada, yada, yada..."
I consider myself a voluntary worker around here....
And you do a great job, Bud. Ummm... What exactly do you do, again?
It's a mystery even to me but, whatever it is, I just seem to keep doing it....
And you're a great example for all of the young viewers who need someone to show them how to do...
uhhh...
what you do in a sincere and professional manner. We're all in your debt, friend.
We volunteers come in very useful when the paid help doesn't show up.
If the help gets paid, where do I apply for that job?
Well now you let the cat out of the bag and all the chuckleheads will be wanting to "wet their beaks" [[since were using Godfather analogy)
You know, now I'm wondering why I didn't use "Luca Brasi" as my screen name...
I'm glad you didn't. I wouldn't feel as at home here, if you had.
Then I'm glad I didn't, as well. Home is where the heart is.
Oh boy more reviews...from dogpatch ark.[had to call out national guard to stop folks from burning down theater after credits]...from three toes north d
akota[mayor tarred and feathered for allowing this tripe to be shown in movie house]...from the washington post[president will declare an act of war on any city showing this film and will use nuclear weapons if nessasary]..wow gang the president noticed us,too bad were off to eurpope.
Forget all of that. What was the take at the box office?
BTW: Before going to Europe, can we show it to my cousin Buck? He owes me for a bag of White Castles that I bought him in 1997 and I don't think he's going to pay. I'd like the prez to nuke him for being a moocher.
YOU HAD TO ASK,WELL LUCKILY FOR US I KEEP TWO SETS OF BOOKS,SO WE CAME OUT EVEN...[and we'll be in Europe by the time they find out,hehehehe].
Cool cool cool... Umm... About the tickets to Europe. I'm not sure when we're leaving and today is June 27th, so my "subsidy" won't be arriving until the first of the month. I'm hoping you can float me until Uncle Sam coughs up the loot for by baby's mom. I'll even get her to sign an IOU for you if you want.
.....arr&bee is more likely to receive a DUI.....
The only letters that apply around here seem to be "SMH" and "LOL".
Let's look upon it as a study in human nature.
Hmmmm....There is a woman in my life that says men are monkeys. And she presents a pretty damn good case, I'm afraid to admit. So I wear it with extreme pride.
If she says men are monkeys, what does she say women are.......?
Whatever is superior, westgrand. In this case...women.
I vote for "female monkeys"...
So do I, Jerry......but, of course, the term 'wise monkey' may be applied to individuals of both sexes, whenever appropriate......
She claims men don't really talk to one another. We are just surface types. Like Monkeys. I'm comfortable with that.
She likes to gossip.......LOL
With her, not gossip. Just what I call "chick talk", which irritates her. But most guys don't talk "chick" We communicate differently. The sooner you younger dudes learn this the better off you will be.