I once knew a guy who had nothing left but his eyelids..[he lost everything in a divorce].
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I once knew a guy who had nothing left but his eyelids..[he lost everything in a divorce].
That's why you have to avoid divorce at all costs. I was in a locker room with my dude Benoit when I noticed that he was wearing lacy women's thong panties. I asked him how long he had been wearing freaky lingerie.
"Since my wife found them in my lunchbox" was his response. He was a smart dude.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You guys are so entertaining and creative - loving how you play off of each other! Hope you continue. I wish I could join in the conversation but can't think of anything to continue this game. This is a game, correct?
Nope it's not a game,you see we don't actually exist.
I need you to sign that, notarize it, and send it to the IRS.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...jerry you should be on tv.
The taxman took my TV. He said that he'll be back soon to get my compu
Jerry this is what cha do,sprinkle some of this wonderful elixur around your house and put up a statue of bullwinkle and no taxman in his right mind will come within five mile of your house.
Really?! I never have seen a Bullwinkle statue. I heard about a Rocky statue in downtown Philadelphia but after I drove there from Ohio all I saw was a statue of some guy wearing boxing gloves and shorts. What a ripoff.
Ok i'll send you one for only...10,000%above factory invoice[plus shipping and handling]these are very rare.
Here's what I'll do: I'll rip all of the money in half and send it to you. If I'm satisfied, then I'll send you the other half along with a roll of tape. It'll be shipped COD of course...
Cool,make sure it's clear tape...the other kind is hard to pass.
All I have is Duck Tape. Can't afford Scotch Magic Tape.
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Tell ya what,when you can get it whole,send it to me..oh and that duck owes me cash.
If that duck doesn't pay up, he's going to end up in a sticky situation like an orange sauce marinade.
If so, you may find yourself being handed the bill.
Never lend money to a duck with webbed duct tape.
A duck walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender, not seeing a purse or pockets on the duck wondered how he was going to pay for it. "Don't worry about remuneration," said the duck. "Just put it on my bill."
Hardy-har-har-har.
A man walks into an empty bar with a duck and a biscuit tin. He places the duck on top of the tin, and the duck immediately starts dancing. The bar gradually fills up as news of this amazing sight spreads. The barman knows he is onto a good thing with the increased turnover and buys the duck for 500 dollars, expecting to quickly make his investment back.
At the end of the evening the duck was still dancing, so the barman asked the seller how to make it stop. He replied, "You just take the lid off the biscuit tin and blow out the candle."
A man at a bus stop asked a duck for the time,and the duck replied...how the quack should i know.
That's just what my doctor said to me....
A man walks into a doctor's office with a duck perched on his head. The doctor looks him over and realizing that something is very wrong asks what is going on. "What, are you blind, Doc?" the duck replies. "I have a man on my ass!"
How embarrassing. That man must have had egg on his face.
Well, it does appear that the yolk is on him, doesn't it?
Eggsactly.
Did the doctor find a cure for that mallardy?
I'm afraid he didn't. He said that it was a fowl situation.
If there's no chance to duck out of it, no sense in having a grouse about it.
He said that. But he also said that he wouldn't read until the case was quacked.
What wouldn't he read....?
This puts me in a fowl mood.
I gotta see my quack today.
I'm ducking the issue.
Always best to avoid a duck's issue.....
That could be ugly, unless it turns into a swan.
With a cygneture tune of "Waddle I do..."....?
You should record that and put it on the internet. It will be your greatest webbed feat.