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Especially if it doesn't exist in the first place :)
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What?...like this thread.
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Well, now you've told everyone the secret!
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I didn't tell anyone that the "Cancel" thread doesn't exist in the first place either.
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No, quite so. Hmmm. But if that thread doesn't exist either, then how does that leave us?
Have the 30,000+ visits to both threads simply been people using their imagination?
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I've really got to use my imagination..................
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..to think of good reasons, to keep on keeping on ;)
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I've got to make the best of a bad situation.
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..ever since that day
I woke up and found that
the pillow had gone....
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Did you eat it in your sleep again?
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It was a memory foam pillow, so I should have remembered....
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No wonder you always leave a lasting impression.
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Just like the one I left in the pavement yesterday, after opening the wrong door, three floors up. I won't worry my head over it...
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Your luck was out. If only you hadn't missed that open manhole.
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I fell on my feet, and went for chocolate.
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Didn't care. Melted it in my hands, and anointed the soles of my sore feet. Old Chinese remedy :)
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Exactly. If your hands and feet are clean ,you get to lick your fingers afterwards :)
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Mmmmmm, chocolate! Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £4.95 an hour?
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I wouldn't talk dirty to myself for only £4.95 an hour. I'm not that cheap!
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Which we all must be, while Ralph's away...:)
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...well I'm ready to party. Arrr&bee will bring the hooch and the elephant never forgets.
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Hey gang, i'm back from another two week all[all meds paid for]stay at the historic-walled off histerical in very upstate[don't know which state i was blindfolded]but i had fun i think,so what's up??
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Give us hooch. Hooch is what we drink. In the meantime, our lips are sealed.
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Why did that elephant shut the lights out??
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Perhaps, after drinking too much, it found the lights were hurting its eyes?
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Perhaps, but then why did the elephant have night goggles on??
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Maybe to make identification more difficult on the CCTV images?
In disguise, it would then just be ANY old elephant dropping in.....
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I'm not clearing up any elephant's droppings.
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And if you did, you wouldn't be out of ordure.
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You can't be too far from London Zoo. Might be worth checking to see if any elephants are missing.
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Not sure if the elephant partying at Ralph's is British. This one has no manners.........
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It [[he or she) is very into recycling, just as long as someone else does the spadework.
Many of the livestock living outside London Zoo have less pleasant manners than those living in.....:[[
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Someone needs to teach them a few things!:p
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Do you think arrr&bee would be up for the job?