Maybe we could get a St Bernard with hooch in the barrel.
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Maybe we could get a St Bernard with hooch in the barrel.
Good idea, and preferably one that doesn't drink. That would be the last thing we'd need.
Been there. Done that. Even had a friend video tape it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-J0xPfbRr0
He would no doubt refer to himself as 'The Official Taster'.
If arrr&bee has a dog, that would explain one or two things.
There's an ad in the Pittsburgh Paper today for, indeed, a "hooch dog." I will be back with the ad.
Didn't Big Mama Thornton sing about a hooch dog? Elvis covered it a few years later.
OK, here's the ad:
Dogue de Bordeaux
Hooch Pups. M&F's, ready 08/04. AKC Championship Lines.
They want $1500/each for a hooch pup? WOW!
Think what the hooch must be worth, then - if you can get your hands on some.....
Or better yet, get your hands on a glass that has some in it... If you get your hands on the hooch itself, it'll just make your hands wet.
Very true, and using a glass does indicate finesse, but desperation can make people behave very strangely.
I used that line when my wife found me feeding the dog her special liver and noodles casserole under the table on our last anniversary. It didn't work. I wound up having to eat it anyway and the dog is mad because I made it sick.
Were you sick as a dog, too?!
Not until she told me what kind of liver she used.
Should we all use our imagination....?
You can do that or Google "gorilla meat vendors in Central Ohio" and check out their wide selection of fresh [[not so fresh) great ape meats. I really have to tell her to stop listening to the ladies at the book club. Most of their culinary suggestions wind up making my toilet work too hard for a week or not at all for two weeks.:[[
I can't believe it. I just Googled 'Gorilla meat vendors in Central Ohio' without giving any thought to it.
This Word Assocation habit is becoming second nature.....
You caught me in a bold-faced lie. I'm prepared to be whipped with a wet noodle, so long as it didn't come out of my wife's casserole dish. That's whipped me enough... And I understand you 100%. That thread is the first place I visit each time I get on line whether at work or at home on my laptop, PC, or tablet.
Me too. But the thought of your wife's cooking is beginning to scare me.....
You know, now that I think about it, I'm not so sure she is actually cooking anything but the noodles. I'm going to pay one of those chicks to select a cook book one day and hope that they really are paying attention to the book of the week.
Tell them to look out for a book by a lady from here in the UK named Delia Smith. There are many good ladies of cookery with high profiles, but Delia is the one to beat - as well as eggs....
It seems quiet around here tonight and in the UK, it's very early Monday morning, about 12.35am. If no-one else shows up soon, don't forget to turn out the light...
I hope you have a great night, partner. I'm going downstairs for some bromo and a bite to eat.
Have some hooch, Jerry, you'll feel a lot better than you did with that casserole!
And there are those of us [[i.e. me) who are a few hours behind who will turn off the light for all of us............tonight.:p
Good morning, and it's now a little later on a Monday morning here! Light now switched on.
Hmmm. Looking out the window, sunshine's looking a little shy just at the moment....:[[
Shy? Tell it to come on out!!! Good Morning!
Buenos dias, gents. Another day on planet Earth beckons. Oh well, off to work...
Keep the money coming in.....:)
ps. moe might be thinking that should read 'buenos dias, lady and gents'. I think it was stubass thought she was a guy of the masculine variety...LOL
No offense intended certainly... I'm finding out that our board is diverse enough to accommodate ladies, gents, and lady-gents [[if you know what I mean). And of course I have to hit the salt mine if I'm to be paid weakly. I mean, weekly.
Freudian slips suck...
Ah yes, getting paid 'weakly', but with strong demands on all that income- I expect that's true of all of us, at least at times.
If I'd known I would have to live a hand-to-mouth existence, I'd have trained to be a dentist. Too late now!
Hi guys! At least your occupation would've been full-filling, westgrand!
Ain't that the tooth!
Did today really happen? I think I missed most of it.
You can probably watch it again on some channel!
Wow. If we could DVR the day, we would never get to tomorrow.
The responses here would start to seem very familiar!
Like deja vu all over again, I would suppose.
THAT............would be something!!:o
What beautiful blue eyes!!!!
OK...........here we go.............another day, another DVR chance..............