That's easy for you to say...
That's easy for you to say...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,WELL THE HOOCHACHIST[LUV THEM BIG WORDS,HEHE]IS COOKING UP A NEW BATCH ALLRIGHT AND IT WILL BE THE MOST LETHAL YET...[i hope the feds don't figure out where that experimental hydronuclearmonocliptictoxicolonialphysicaliticalo ssalbromideabstracticaliticalpoliscifi went.]HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
The return of the Unique One! Happy New Year....!
Experimental? As in 10%experi, and 90% mental....??
Got any samples? There are at least a couple of Official Tasters [[excluding me, so work it out...) on this thread, who will be delighted to give you their expert opinion...
90%mental???...opps i knew i forgot something!!
My grandfather loved to give me advice, but he was also a little forgetful. One day he took me aside and just left me there.
My grandma once got tired of me running around, and told me to sit still, just for the present.
I did as she said, and waited patiently in anticipation, but no present was received.
Are you still where your grandfather left you?
No. I went home after your grandmother gave me your present.
So that's where great-grandfather's ashes went!!
Good old grandma, she knew any sort of dust makes me cough....
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys are still nuts...good keep up the good work..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
All of you...............did you all benefit from a bit of R&B's New Years special edition?? Jeez, I'm out of town for a few days & look what happens to you!!!
I was in Tennessee. Guys there swore by their aged burbon. I told them that the "R&B Special" is what ages you..............
I was a miserable seven stone weakling till I tried Jai's wonderful elixir, and now I'm a drunk seven stone weakling, but a very happy one.
And, since you wallowed in what you couldn't drink, also a rather wrinkled one LOL:)
TEST!! Can I be first in line to try Jai's latest batch?
First, you have to find him....
What's so hard about finding him? He's folded in half along side of his shed.......
Haaaaaaaaaa,she knows me so well,of course after a sip of this wonderful elixur[it's good for america]...you won't know where the other half of your body is,ahhhhhhhh the good stuff!!!
So, since he asked, how about a sample for 144man.....and which might be best put ready for him before you take a sip of your latest batch.....:)
West have you been listening?...like any lethal concoction this stuff has to ferment for a while...17.3 years should just about do it and only then after my chosen secret staff of experts...drunks,outcasts[no not the group]derilicks,as well as those lost souls who don't care where they wake up[or if],hehe...then and only then is this special elixir ready for the world[whether the world is ready or not].
HA! R&B you rival Pappy Van Winkles!!!! Now there's an elixir.................
But yours is special!!!
Or there was Sleeping Beauty.....
She went to sleep for a very long period of time, and we're told she was eventually awakened by a kiss.
Perhaps the truth was that she stirred a bit, opened her eyes, looked around and said "I just gotta have a nip of this hooch...!!" LOL
HAHAHA!!
Westgrand, Pappy VanWinkles is REALLY a cult burbon!! Ask any burbon loving southerner!
Sleeping beauty??was no beauty,her name was[wino winnie]and she slept alright,after drinking that much hooch you wood too and as for that[magical kiss]it was the kiss of electro shock that woke her up...so much for fairy tales,hehehehe!!!
Then 'Grimm' sounds like the right description......!
Moe, what makes that bourbon/burbon a 'cult' - ? Does it mean that, like me, most people have not heard of it - ? LOL
Cult bourbon? Why would anyone worship a chocolate-flavoured biscuit?
Exactly!! LOL
It must simply be a cultural difference between those of us here in UK, and our good friends in the US.
Now, one of my favourite tipples is a really nice glass of Christmas cake....
I wasn't able to have mine because it was stollen.
Now that really does take the biscuit.:[[
There's no [biscuit-]barrel I will not scrape.
You two have been out in the shed I see!!!
Pappy VanWinkles is a burbon made in Kentucky by [[yes I can attest.......I've met them) the VanWinkle family for years. It appears that their mixture of grains to make the burbon is what makes it special. There's a 15, 20, 23 year batch. The reason I said it has achieved "cult" status is that it is SO good but extremely hard to get [[because they only make so much each year). Is it smooth? Incredibly so........
Not sure if any ever reaches us here in the UK.
Apparently, it's despatched, but never arrives.
It mysteriously disappears en route, and when Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs officials
open the containers, they find them to be full of emptiness...
Not so much a cult, as a rumour.....:[[
You think Her Majesty had 007 get his hands on the shipment, westgrand?
Well, 007 doesn't really exist, but I do believe you when you say Pappy Van Winkles really does..!
And HM The Queen's real deal, Prince Philip, is known to go missing on occasions, and has been found driving a horsedrawn carriage around docks and Heathrow airport, wearing a very keen expression.
Make of that what you will.....:)
That's what they'd like you to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard
Yes, very hush-hush, as always. In fact, complete silence.
I spy, with my little eye.....
...someone who is fictional, seeking something they cannot find.
At least here we know arrr&bee exists, as does his hooch, and that there are people out looking for it.
144man is scraping bottoms of barrels right now...
[censored]
...as opposed to scraping bottoms of boats, as well as biscuit barrels.....:)
I wimped out of posting my reply.
Answers on a postcard please, to BBC, Broadcasting House, London....lol
That Prince Phillip is an interesting fellow. He sounds like someone who should be posting on this thread. You think he's got the Pappy VanWinkles?
I'll nip up to the Palace straight away. It might be hidden somewhere in the grounds....