| Author | Message | ||
  paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 53 Registered: 4-2004 |
eh, dis is ol' paulie (over here) not fer nuttin an' wit' all due respekt no body ever gave me my own t'read capice??$%^ so's i'ma gonna start my own t'read called ask paulie, catch my drift??#$* you kan ask me anyt'ing..ANYT'ING!! you wanna ask sumtin about some broad dat did you rong, or sum guy or even..even well ya know whut i mean. you kan even ask me about da kare an feeding of boids!! yea ol paulie (over here) got dis boid hes a freekin parrot and i call him polly now dats diffrent for a boid, eh polly..who wuda t'aut of dat but me..paulie and polly catch my drift??? anyways if alla youse guise an broads wanna ask me any'ting..ANYT'ING den fire away( not dat kinda fire away da udder kinda fire away, capice??#$^* | ||
Funkyone D.J. Dollar Bil (funkyone) 4-Laureate Username: funkyone Post Number: 72 Registered: 4-2004 |
Paulie, I bring you tiddings and tokens of respect from my "Associates". We were having the age old arguement again last night and hoping you could help us. Caddy or Town Car? Which is more practical? While the Caddy is the traditional ride,the Town Car is great for the working stiff or even 2 or 3 if you pack the trunk correctly. Are we fighting about out of date topic?Should we do like the young guns and just buy a SUV? Or save some money and buy a Honda and a wood chipper? | ||
Bob F (notsocool66) 2-Debutant Username: notsocool66 Post Number: 17 Registered: 5-2004 |
Yo Paulie! I am in the process of writing a sequel, "Oh I Used to Wear a Speedo, But Now I Just Use Olive Oil." Will I be infringing on someone else's rights? I hope that I hear from you before the shift of geological plates that will bring the sound of Philly Soul closer to Motown; catch my drift? Bob F. | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 399 Registered: 3-2004 |
Pauie, Does " the truck " come by on a daily basis? And how do you know what is going to fall off of it? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 1388 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie, I just wanna know two things....What's da meaning of life & can I too write a hit record??? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 55 Registered: 4-2004 |
eh, sorry it took so long youse guys but i had to go to da docks to take care o a couplatings, capice??#$^ foist of all da qwestshun about da car. in my experience da car of choice fer da paisans is da linkon town kar. da trunk is big enuf to.ahem...scusa..hide a coupla bodies an sumtin dat fell offa truk and a bunch of sawed off shotgunz and da linkon got dat wizeguy look sos dat wen youse ride down to a job ya gets all kinda respekt in dat ting and youse gotta know dat da boyz is comin, capice@#$^ now bob..youse sound like one o dem jewish fellas and dey say dat a paisan and a a jew make a helluva bizness ting goin, capice@#$^&* as far a plates is koncoined, angelina she uses da good china only fre company and we usually use da cheap stuff most o da time now ralp' youse a paisan an youse shud know dat da freekin truk comes evry udder day at five pm and today we got a load of hot parashoots and sum pirelli tires(for goombas only) and ten krates of ak 47's juice..i kan call youse juice right??#$%^& foist of all life sucks unless of cours youse is paulie(over here) den youse got it made, and ya want a hit rekkid...i got a good goomba a jewish black guy named eli he ows paulie a coupla favors sos he better kum up wit sumtin udder wize he got problems,catch my drift??/#@$ | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 180 Registered: 4-2004 |
Paulie: (1) What makes TEFLON stick to the pan ?? (2) Why do cowboys wear two spurs ? If one side of the horse goes...so does the other ! (3) If a guy with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide...is it a hostage situation ? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 56 Registered: 4-2004 |
wicked... 1. eh, i t'ink dat dey use some kinda crap dat my goomba john gotti came up wit' an dats why dey call him da teflon don, capice??#$%^ 2. da udder spur is for one of dem udder cowboy coc******rs gives you ageda over some bul***** you den kan kick his F****n ass, capice??#$%^&* 3.(t'ree) a guy wit more den one poisonality is a stunat!!2#$^ goombas dont commit suicide kuz dey are gonna get wacked anyways so whuts da point i know dis one guy whos a musician an he t'inks dat hes a wiseguy or sumtin dat son of a b***h!!!! | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 57 Registered: 4-2004 |
paulies tip of da day~!@#$^&*()_ whenever alla youse all read dese here posts(over here) youse gotta put yerself in karacter like ol paulie(over here) foist youse gotta put yer hands in front of youse wit yer palms up as if youse al wuz axin a freekin kwestshun an youse gotta tawk from da side o yer mout', capice??@#$%^& an youse gotta axent soiten woids and sometimes put yerright fist inside o yer left elbo wen youse see alla dem@#$%^&*()_ letters as if youse is makin a point, see#$%^&* an imagine youse all soundin like a cross between joe pesci an tony soprano an a little bit o rocky(da foist one) catch my drift??$#%^ now youse all try it an youse will respekt ol paulie(over here) like youse all shud!@#$^&* tutti froschi vara fongulo, stronsi!!!! varagooch@#$^ | ||
Funkyone D.J. Dollar Bil (funkyone) 4-Laureate Username: funkyone Post Number: 73 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dear Paulie, While we wuz waiting for the town cars to be customized,we still had work to do. I borrowed the wife's Mabsta Miata. Boy I tell you the guy we wacked,uh I mean gave a ride in the trunk to, probaly has more leg room there than we did up front! Unlike those Lincoln's we're getting,there's no neat way to put "expired produce" in the trunk of the Mabsta Miata. I had to make a few wishes with some bones. Franco said it sounded like a Weight Watcher's meeting at Red Lobster with all the cracking sounds. He should know as he is over 400 pounds and caused the car to sit up on 2 wheels. I couldn't shift out of first because the stick shift was burried in his gut. Had to use a 2x4 and a light coat of olive oil to wedge him in the car in the first place! Anyways,my question is this. How do I clean blood stains from the carpet in the trunk?Seems our "friend" had a pretty serious nose bleed while he was taking a nap back there.What about olive oil and sweat from the Gnawyurhide pasenger seat? My wife is only gonna be at her Mother's until 5 and I'm scared what she will do to me if she finds out we borrowed the car. When she gets mad she gets really physical with me and I really don't like violence. I knew we should have taken my mistress's car instead.She's so cool and let's me use the car I bought her any time I want as long as buy her a new one and give her money to buy clothes and promise to leave my wife and pay her rent and help her family and,and,and... Sorry got off track there for a second.Thought I was on Dr.Phil again. Should I just grab a bucket of red "liquid" and stain the whole trunk?Tell her it was a gift so it would match the paint job?What should I do? Thanks Patrone! | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 59 Registered: 4-2004 |
dj 1$bill@# da foist t'ing youse shud do is get a goomba to wack yer freekin ol' lady, capice#$%^& now frum a lotta expeeri...geez i kant pernownce dat woid but youse know....experience..dats it i got wit bloodstains... iuse dat oxy cleen mixed wit olive oil in a goombas life everyt'ing woiks wit a little olive oil, catch my drift??#$^& now da next ting is youse goes over to sabbotinis funeral pallor kuz dey got da double boxes wheres youse kan slide dat stiff in dere an no one will ever know just like dey did wit hoffa, capice????CAPICE???!@#$^&* an dats dat(over here) now..wheres my freekin shovel??@!#$^&( | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 182 Registered: 4-2004 |
Paulie cuts to the chase a lot better than Abby or Ann...maybe we should hook him up with King World...if he's not already connected to another "syndicate". | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 60 Registered: 4-2004 |
marrone dont anybody wanna ask me anyt'ing else(over here} what an i chopped liver ( scusa bob) dont ferget ima konnekted so's i kan advie youse on anyt'ing..ANYT'ING, capice??@#$ | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 62 Registered: 4-2004 |
marrone wheres my!@#%^& paisans.. wheres da freekin respekt???@#$ were not tawkin dear freekin abby (over here) capice??@#$%^ | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 406 Registered: 3-2004 |
Hey Paulie, How old were you when you first " made your bones? " Not to be confused with first " jumped some bones. ", all due respect to Gina. Capice?? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 1399 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie, I want to be a rap star, but here's the catch....I want to rap in Italian. Who could I emulate? I thought of Rocky but he mumbles too much. Who would be accepted by "Da Boiz", if you catch my drift??? Signed, Juice's Friend & I'm Skrate outta Joisey, know wha'M sayin' Yo??? | ||
~medusa~ (~medusa) 5-Doyen Username: ~medusa Post Number: 305 Registered: 3-2004 |
Paulie, 1) How Can I Win At the Casino ???? 2) Where are most of the Single (Older) Men ? 3) How is German Potato Salad made ? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 63 Registered: 4-2004 |
hey ralp' not fer nuttin but i wuz 28 wen i made my bonz and i wuz 14 wen da udder bone of da old shwazol foist got made, capice?@#$^& but as dey say it only lasted 20 sekinds, capice??? hey juice.. i dont em...em....emulate in front of nobody.not even gina..maybe in front of a coupla of dem thespians but youse kan try to rap like da god fadder, catch my drift? medusa..in order to win at da casino youse gots to poisonaly have a ting gone wit da pit boss maybe youse kan flash a litle rack at da mudderf****r and jus see whut he does youse kan win dat way im sure, catch my drift most of da single older men are over on da east side but dey are al r paisans and dey got hevy paper,capice?? or youse kan go to a hi klass noisin home now wen it kums to goiman potato salad youse know dat i dont like dat hitler fella but here goes.... foist youse got to berl da potatoes and den youse get sum scunions an merican onions..cut em all up but dont wack em jus cut em..den all i do is add seesning like peper an salt an den da shorcut is add italian craft dressin an keep it warm like a body,capice | ||
~medusa~ (~medusa) 5-Doyen Username: ~medusa Post Number: 310 Registered: 3-2004 |
Bobby, I aint ready for a Nursing Home Guy just yet...gimme a break, oh nevermind, I don't need nothing broken, but I'm 53, not 83. (LMAO) anyway thanx 4 the gesture...maybe I'll try the westside. (LOL) I've been given so many recipes to make that potato salad, and I'm scared to try any of them. That damn hitler guy kept forgetting about the bacon and the relish. He should've spent more time making and perfecting that potato salad. | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 64 Registered: 4-2004 |
dis is paulie(over here) not dat bobby guy(over dere) sumhow youse always get us mixed up!!!! ah fongool marrone...michela micheline!!!$%^& sorry dat i fergot about da bacon and relish..i was tryin ta keep it ..how dey say...kosher capice??@!#$^&* | ||
Don (don) 5-Doyen Username: don Post Number: 328 Registered: 4-2004 |
Eh, Paulie why do talk like like that. Don Chgo | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 68 Registered: 4-2004 |
eh don.. all guise dat are konnekted tawk dis way, catch my drift?#$^&* da t'ing is to reely aprechiate dat way i tawk youse gotta put bot' of yer hands out like youse are askin a qwestiun like sayin whut da f**k an youse den got to imagin sum guy soundin like a kross between stallone an joe pesci in goodfells and den youse will get it!@#$^capice???@#$%^& | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 1413 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie, This question is being forwarded to you from one of my co-workers: Hey Paulie my man. I'm Juan, Juan Ton. I can call you my man, right? Not that kind of man, Juan Ton don't play that, know what I mean? I don't play with the proscuitto, know what I'm sayin' over here? Forgive me if I've offended you. I meant no disrespect Paulfather! Anyway how's it hanging?? Juice tells me that you know some important folks. I need to know how can I be down with the program? How can a brudda man get connected? I want to be able to eat in dose fancy type places, ya know? I wanna own a couple of boxers & some horses & some delivery routes, ya know? I'm tired of bustin' my cojones for a couple of fins, ya know. So, how can a brother get put on? Juan Ton plays that! Look out for a brother....word son! I'm outti! Sorry about that Paulie. Juan's a fellow American who's a little down, you know? What info you got for Mr Juan Ton? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 3-Pundit Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 70 Registered: 4-2004 |
juice..my goomba..i kan kall youse goomba rite?? foist of all youse gotta loin dem ginneboniks, catch my drift pal??@!#$%^ an den youse got to got to come off like my man sammy, capice and say t'ings like groovy an right on and hep to da jive, capice and den youse got to loin to tapdance an loin how to drink martinis wit an olive to look cool, catch my drift??!!!!@#$%^&*() | ||
Don (don) 5-Doyen Username: don Post Number: 329 Registered: 4-2004 |
"Oh ok". If you decide to have your own late night talk, I'd like to be your first guest. Don Chicago | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 71 Registered: 4-2004 |
not fer nuttin but dere wuz once tawk about me havin such a show but da guy who wuz puttin it togedder wuz whacked, catch my drift??#$^&* but if anudder one cums up youse can be on da t'ing, capice??@#$^ | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 418 Registered: 3-2004 |
Moderator's note: This is actually true. Paulie was suppossed to be a regular on a Philly radio talk show but the DJ died. | ||
P.J. (pj1) 2-Debutant Username: pj1 Post Number: 18 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dear Mr. Paulie, I hope that you don't mind my addressing you as Mr. Paulie but my mudder taught me respekt (Miss 'Retha just re-enforced it.) Did you realize (and why am I even asking because with your 'konnekshuns' I'm sure You know) that if you change the position (and I'm sure that you are familiar with many, in fact, every position, but that's another story) of 1 letter in the title of your t'read, "Ask Paulie' and sound it out you make a new musical statement which we pray is not true. Especially since your best bud Bobby himself is a highly respected,knowledgeable and wonderful musician. (Message edited by p.j.1 on July 19, 2004) | ||
Don (don) 5-Doyen Username: don Post Number: 337 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ok Paulie, If somethin' comes on in dah works? And out of mutal respect, I'll call you Paulie3$hoes and you may call me The Don. Nothing personal Paulie only business. | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 74 Registered: 4-2004 |
eh the don.. just dont aska me to kiss yer freekin ring, or on your @#$%^*(lips, capice??@#$^ | ||
Don (don) 5-Doyen Username: don Post Number: 338 Registered: 4-2004 |
Naw, you wouldn't have to go there. A tribute would be nice. Like say, uh, a envolope size stuffed with a wad full of moola would be sufficient. Don Chicago | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 77 Registered: 4-2004 |
marone..michel a micheline!!!! varagooch an alla dem udder woids dat dey say wit dat, capice??@#$%^*() in udder woids ah fongool!!! | ||
P.J. (pj1) 2-Debutant Username: pj1 Post Number: 19 Registered: 4-2004 |
Oh Mr. Paulie, Mr. Paulie, Have you an answer to my question /riddle? And the answer is not contained in the post immediately above this one. | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 79 Registered: 4-2004 |
wit all due respekt i dont know whut youse are tawkin about, capice??@#$ | ||
P.J. (pj1) 2-Debutant Username: pj1 Post Number: 20 Registered: 4-2004 |
Someone's konnekshuns need a whack on the side of the head- maybe that'll get'em t'inkin. Take the 2nd 'a' in the title of dis t'read "Ask Paulie", change its position in the word by putting it not after the letter 'p' but before it and you get 'Ask apulie" (Askap/u/lie) ASCAP, you lie, which we pray is not a true musical statement. Otherwise that Mr. and Mrs ASCAP, such a nice couple, an'a all their little bambinos may get a visit from somma da boys. | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 422 Registered: 3-2004 |
PJ, Be a little careful here. You don't want to rile Paulie! | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 81 Registered: 4-2004 |
dat guy sounds like a freekin stunat!!! catch my drift?? a stunat!!!!2#$%^&*() tutti froschi testa stronsi!!!1@#$_ just konnekt da dots in my passwoid an youl catch my drift, capice??@#$%&* (Message edited by paulie3$hoes on July 20, 2004) | ||
Don (don) 5-Doyen Username: don Post Number: 343 Registered: 4-2004 |
Watch it Paulie3$hoes, don't forget I'm still The Don and untouchable...either I can make you an offer you wouldn't refuse (laugh). Don Chicago | ||
Soulaholic (soulaholic) 5-Doyen Username: soulaholic Post Number: 351 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie: Why does this Eli guy sometimes pretend he is you?? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 83 Registered: 4-2004 |
eh not fer nuttin and wit all due respekt nobody and i mean nobody can pretend dey are ol paulie(over here0, capice??@#$%^&*( unless of kourse it's my freekin parrot dat boids name is polly..aint dat sumtin paulie an polly nobody NOBODY wuda t'aut of namin dere boid polly except paulie, catch my drify??@#$%^&*( | ||
Gary (gary) 4-Laureate Username: gary Post Number: 82 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie(over dere). I need your help. My lady love of the last 2 1/2 years decided Detroit is too much for her, so she packed up and moved back home to Miami about 2 weeks ago. Now I'm looking for some one who can curl my toes (catch my drift?) and keep my attention focused. Can you help? I have a few requirements: 1. Must be a FEMALE (honey brown complexion and pretty eyes preferred.) 2. Good sense of humor 3. Good job 4. No kids 5. Must appreciate classic soul music 6. Must know her way around the kitchen. 7. College educated 8. 25-35 years old (this is non-negotiable) 8. 5'7" - 5'10" 130-140 pounds 9. No skeletons in the closet 10. No strange scars, marks, bruises, etc... 11. Must live in the Detroit area or be willing to move here. 12. No creepy relatives who always need to borrow money. That should be enough info to get you started. I'm not being too picky, am I? I hope you can help, cuz the clock is tickin'..capice? Tank youse... | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 84 Registered: 4-2004 |
hey gary my paisan..i got dis broad see.... she kinda looks like dat dame tyra..tyra..i kant pernownse it...tyra dats it..tyra banks, capice? man she kan tawk da kings inglish so good dat ol paulie (over here) kant unnerstand her she says dat she went to dat skooll named after dat broad sara larrence capice??#$%^&* i never hoid o her... she kan cook she kan sew,,so she kan kum to detroit kuz she wunts to be were da nordern sul songs were made, capice an she wunts to meet a nice man who is smart not like ol paulie(over here) catch my drift??#$ she says dat its hard livvin wit mob guise sos before i whack da broad ya better take her to detroit jus as long as its on da east side, capice CAPICE??@#$^&* | ||
Gary (gary) 4-Laureate Username: gary Post Number: 84 Registered: 4-2004 |
Paulie..Unfortunately, I'm a west-sider, but for a woman like the one you are describing, I could easily re-locate. Tell her I can make her forget all about those mob guise if she can make me forget about the honeys I used to admire at my favorite "gentelmen's club" back in the day. I hope she doesn't expect too much in the brains dept. cuz if I was that smart, I wouldn't have let the last one get away (but that's a long story which is better told over a fifth of Jack Daniels). Ha Ha. Tanks again for your help, Paulie, this sounds like a plan to me. I knew I could count on youse. | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 85 Registered: 4-2004 |
ytouse are my main goomba gary an anyt'ing i kan do fer youse such as sumtin dat fell ofa truck, catch my drift?? no problem paisan!!!@#$%^&* | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 1494 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Paulie, I want to break in as a songwriter. How can i keep all of the publishing for myself??? | ||
paulie3$hoes (paulie3hoes) 4-Laureate Username: paulie3hoes Post Number: 94 Registered: 4-2004 |
fageddaboutit!!1@#$% youse want pulishin ill give youse all da freekin publishin youse wants... hey vito open da freekin window an show dis juice fella sum pulishin eh??capice@#$^* publish dis!@#$^&now publish dat@#$^&*() vito let em have it!@#$^&*() ka pow ka pow..now deres your freekin publishin in tomorrows freekin paper!!!@#$%^& |
