By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 09:16 pm:

PROBABLY TOO LATE FOR THOSE OF YOU ON THE EAST COAST AND MIDWEST...BUT TONIGHT...MAY 8, 2003...8:00 PM ON THE FOX NETWORK...THE 1ST ANNUAL MISS DOG BEAUTY PAGEANT!!!...THE REASON THAT I BRING THIS UP...IS THAT THE MUSICAL DIRECTOR AND COMPOSER FOR THIS TELEVISION EXTRAVAGANZA IS NONE OTHER THAN MY BROTHER...BRUCE W. MILLER!!!...IS *THIS* WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO A ONCE BRILLIANT AND PROMISING CAREER IN MUSIC...FILMS...AND TELEVISION???...HAS MY BROTHER "GONE TO THE DOG'S" SO TO SPEAK!!!...NOW WHILE IT'S TRUE...THAT HE HAS SEVERAL OTHER SHOWS ON THE AIR...HE SEEMS TO BE "BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE" WITH THIS ONE!!!...I WILL...HOWEVER...ALONG WITH MY DOG "PUPPY"...MAKE EVERY ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS GROUND BREAKING EVENT(THERE HAD BETTER BE A CHOW-CHOW IN THE RUNNING)...IF NOTHING ELSE...TO SEE JUST HOW FAR THIS MUSICAL MAESTRO HAS CLAWED HIS WAY TO BECOME THE "TOP DOG" OF TELEVISED MUSIC!!!...THE SHOW'S MOTTO IS...WATCH US...TAPE "FRIENDS"!!!...I'M "ITCHING" TO SEE THIS THING AND "PANTING" WITH EXCITEMENT!!!...WHO KNOWS...I MAY EVEN SEE AN OLD GIRLFRIEND OR TWO IN THE COMPETITION!!!...STU(BONE)BASS

By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 09:20 pm:

....will this be a, er, Three Dog Night? And will the host be "Walkin' The Dog" after the show.....

By Blonde DawG (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 09:24 pm:

will you be getting any angel applications from these contestants?

By nikki (24.46.200.124) on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 09:41 pm:

Stubass.....You are one heckava interesting person!!! But the "Way you Dog Me Around" (Diablos) may make me send send the "Hound Dog" (Willie Mae "Big Mama" Thornton)after you! Of course if you're still into "Puppy Love" (King Bees or Little Jimmy & the Tops), then you may be in for some special times!

Your "newest" angel,

Nikki

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 10:40 pm:

ALSO NIKKI...MY NEWEST CLICHE!!!...BY THE WAY...I'LL BE "DOGGIN AROUND" (STUBASS'S GREAT AUNT LENA PENNED THIS JACKIE WILSON CLASSIC...I'M *NOT* KIDDING...ASK KEVGO IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME) THOSE "BITCHES"...BUT ALL SERIOUSNESS ASIDE...B-DAWG: I'LL BE PAWIN' THROUGH THOSE APPLICATIONS BY WEEKS END (GOTTA CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION FIRST)!!!...DOUG: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE HOST...BUT I KNOW THAT STUBASS WILL BE WALKING HIS HORNY HOUND *IMMEDIATELY* AFTER THE WINNER IS CROWNED AND HER PAW IS SHAKEN...GOTTA COOL THE OLD PUPSTER DOWN!!!...I'M SURE THAT THIS IS A BIG NIGHT FOR MY BROTHER...NOT ONLY WILL IT ILLUSTRATE HIS MUSICAL "PEDIGREE"...BUT HOPEFULLY...IT WILL ALWAYS SERVE AS A REMINDER TO HIM TO KEEP HIS TOILET SEATS *DOWN*!!!...STUBASS

By R&B (138.238.41.128) on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 08:35 am:

HEY STU,YOUR BROTHER? WELL [I'LL BE DOGGONE]!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:24 am:

R&B: not so loud!!!...

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 12:48 pm:

FOR THE RECORD...MISS ILLINOIS WON THE PAGEANT (NOT REALLY MY TYPE)...BUT HAD DIFFICULTY KEEPING THE CROWN ON HER HEAD!!!...NOW "DISCO"...MISS COLORADO HAD SOME OUTRAGEOUS DANCE STEPS!!!...STUBASS...P.S. TO BRUCE...I THINK THAT MOM CRIED HERSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!...

By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 04:34 pm:

I missed this show but if your brother got paid Im all for it..
A Stubass Angel
Stephanie

By R&B (138.238.41.128) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:49 am:

HEY STU,YOU EVER THINK OF WRITING COMEDY CAUSE YOU ARE ONE FUNNY DUDE,SOME OF YOUR THREADS KEEP ME IN STITCHES,I'M ON THE FLOOR NOW IN RESPONSE TO THE RABBITS ANSWERS,YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS GREAT,KEEP IT UP!YOUR PAL R&B!

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 11:14 am:

R&B,
I have to agree with you pal. Stu is definitely a bright spot on this forum.

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 11:27 am:

R&B: COMPLIMENTS AIN'T GONNA GET YOU AROUND THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DAMN 40+ YEAR OLD RABBITT!!!...THANKS GUYS!!!...STUBASS

By R&B (138.238.41.128) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 11:45 am:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!SEE WHAT I MEAN?THERE YOU GO AGAIN,AND I WAS JUST GETTING MY COMPOSURE BACK!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 11:50 am:

EASY THERE "CHAMPION"!!!...

By R&B (138.238.41.128) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 12:24 pm:

HEY STU,IT COULD BE A PUBLICITY STUNT TO SELL TICKETS SOME RABBITS WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THEIR NAME IN PRINT,I'LL BET THAT BUGS IS BEHIND THIS ALTHOUGH SOME OF CRUSADER'S GRANDKIDS COULD BE INVOLVED!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 12:51 pm:

NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE SOME SENSE R&B!!!...RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOUR FRIEND CRUSADER CUT THE KIDS OUT OF HIS WILL...AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE GRANDKIDS MAY BE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THE LETTUCE!!!...STU

By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 12:59 pm:

Where does all this leave Rags? Hanging around with Hobbs in limbo?

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 01:03 pm:

DOUG: I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO FRAMED ROGER???...STU

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 01:07 pm:

BY THE WAY R&B!!!...SOURCES TELL ME THAT YOUR FRIEND CRUSADER HAS BEEN SIGHTED AT DOG TRACKS THROUGHOUT THE STATE OF FLORIDA...MOUNTED ON A RAIL...WITH A ROD STUCK UP HIS...WELL NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT...BUT APPARENTLY...THEY'VE CHANGED HIS NAME TO "RUSTY"...AND HE'S DOING THAT "FRIENDS OF DISTINCTION" THING..."GOING IN CIRCLES"!!!...STU

By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 01:13 pm:

Stu...
....Disney, who never gave Gary K Wolf the credit he deserved for "Who Censored Roger Rabbit", definately not a dog of a book.
Speaking of cyrcles, is he having a "Turn Down Day"?

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 01:17 pm:

BACK TO SOUL DOUG...BACK TO SOUL!!!...STU

By doglasm (68.113.13.31) on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 02:08 pm:

woof.