By Soulpuss (24.102.217.36) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 08:54 am:

To have a chuckle, just add "under the bedsheeets" to the end of your favourite song title and then chuckle. eg:

My girl ...under the bedsheeets
Come see about me ...under the bedsheets
Just don't want to be lonely ... under the bed sheets
I want to hold your hand ...under the bedsheets

Works on just about any song title. The extra fun is to find a title that doesn't jive with ...under the bedsheets.

Lets see what y'all can dish up. Let have a laugh!!!!!

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:31 am:

UNDER THE BEDSHEETS OUT OF THE SUN,UNDER THE BEDSHEETS WE'LL BE HAVIN SOME FUN UNDER THE BEDSHEETS,BEDSHEETS!HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

By hiram (159.53.238.243) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:33 am:

Me And You And A Dog Named Boo Under The Bed Sheets.

ARRRRRF

By stephanie (64.63.221.206) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:42 am:

You Cant Hurry Love Under the Bedsheets

House of the Rising Sun Under the Bedsheets

Aint Nothing Gonna Break My Stride Under the bedsheets..LOL
Steph

By Soulpuss (24.102.217.36) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:53 am:

Fire ...under the bedsheets
Sideshow ...under the bedsheets
you're a big girl now ...under the bedsheets
Me and mrs. Jones ... under the bedsheets

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.32) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 10:10 am:

The Devil made me do it....under the bedsheets.
Dont mess with me....under the bedsheets.
I got a good thing going....under the bedsheets.
Another dirty deal....under the bedsheets.
Easily mislead....under the bedsheets.
The Eartquake....under the bedsheets.
Little Togetherness....under the bedsheets.
I am searching....under the bedsheets.
Gotta find a way....under the bedsheets.
Hanky Panky....under the bedsheets.
Erik the Viking....under the bedsheets.
My baby came from out of nowhere....under the bedsheets.
Cashing in....under the bedsheets.
Something your trying to hide....under the bedsheets.
you succeeded....under the bedsheets.
The Ladies Choice....under the bedsheets.
Mel(the snoozer)

By STUBASS (152.163.189.235) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 10:16 am:

HEY SOULPUSS: MY BROTHER AND SISTER USED TO PLAY THIS GAME AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER...SO I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT SEVEN YEARS OLD WHEN I STARTED PLAYING...OF COURSE ""ROW-ROW-ROW YOUR BOAT" UNDER THE SHEETS...I DON'T KNOW...I THINK THAT IT MADE SENSE BACK THEN!!!...STU

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.3) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:12 am:

Great Balls Of Fire...under the bed sheets
Got my Mojo Workin'...under the bed sheets
Night Owl...under the bed sheets
Long Tall Sally...under the bed sheets
Endless Love...under the bed sheets
Rama Lama Ding Dong...under the bed sheets
Rip It Up...under the bed sheets
Satin Doll...under the bed sheets
Lets Have A Party...under the bed sheets
Foolish Me...under the bed sheets
Black And Blue...under the bed sheets
Thats Your Mistake...under the bed sheets

By john dixon (205.188.209.38) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:23 am:

Ain't No Big Thing...under the bedsheets (sigh)

By hiram (159.53.238.243) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:29 am:

My Ding-a-ling Under The Bed Sheets
Cool Jerk Under The Bed Sheets
Superfreak Under Te Bed Sheets
Give It To Me Baby Under The Bed Sheets
Hurt So Good Under The Bed Sheets
Hurt So Bad Under The Bed Sheets
Along Came John Under The Bed Sheets
Momma Told Me Not To Come Under The Bed Sheets
Bootie-Licious Under The Bed Sheets
Rock With with You Under The Bed Sheets
Abraham, Martin And John Under The Bed Sheets
I Want Candy Under The Bed Sheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.1) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:31 am:

Strokin'...under the bedsheets (Clarence Carter)
Ain't Misbehavin'...under the bedsheets
Tell Mama...under the bedsheets
All My Loving...under the bedsheets
I'd Rather Go Blind...under the bedsheets (LOL)

By hiram (159.53.238.243) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:38 am:

She's A Maniac Under The Bed Sheets
She's Like The Wind Under The Bed Sheets
A Hard Days Night Under The Bed Sheets
A Footloose Under The Bed Sheets
When Will I See You Again Under The Bed Sheets
Respect Under The Bed Sheets
Midnight Train To Georgia Under The Bed Sheets
If I Had A Hammer Under The Bed Sheets
Blowin' In The Wind Under The Bed Sheets
Lolliepop Under The Bed Sheets
Mickeys' Monkey Under The Bed Sheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.77.70) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 12:22 pm:

Hot Nuts...under the bedsheets
VooDoo Woman...under the bedsheets
To Pooped To Pop...under the bedsheets
Big Boss Man...under the bedsheets
Baby What You Want Me To Do...under the bedsheets


And for the drinkers:
The Good,The Bad,and The Ugly..under the bedsheets

By Michael/Cleoharvey (160.79.83.208) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 12:23 pm:

I Can't Get Next to You under the bedsheets..
Just My Imagination under the bedsheets
Cleanin Out My Closet under the bedsheets
Ring My Bell under the bedsheets
Make It Easy On Yourself under the bedsheets (now this one I really like, LOL!!)
I Don't Wanna do Wrong under the bedsheets
Hard Day's Night under the bedsheets

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:03 pm:

My Baby Loves Me under the bedsheets
Dream Come True under the bedsheets (Yes!)
No More Water In the Well under the bedsheets (Aww)
Work It under the bedsheets (Missy Elliot)

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:11 pm:

Let's Twist Again under the bedsheet
Sexy Ways under the bedsheets
I'm Tore Down under the bedsheets (hopefully it takes a while to get to' down)

Get That Hump In Your Back under the bedsheets (yes!)

Have Mercy Baby under the bedsheets
Watcha Gon' Do under the bedsheets
I WANT A BOW-LEGGED WOMAN UNDER THE BEDSHEETS!!!!
Nervous Man, Nervous under the bedsheets (relax... man. Remember there's always Viagra!)

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:13 pm:

Sittin' On It All The Time under the bedsheets (atta girl!!!!)

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:16 pm:

Moon Rise under the bedsheets :0D


Boy this is a freaky topic!


Some of you may have guessed I'm looking at my King Records box set.


Big Ten Inch Record under the bedsheets (that's me, Ha-Ha!)

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:18 pm:

Come On, Rock, Little Girl under the bedsheets (Smokey Smothers version, not R. Kelly's)


I'm gonna leave this alone now!

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:24 pm:

Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go! under the bedsheets (said the man who's wife was soon to return)

It Won't Be This Way (Always) under the bedsheet ( for a guy who has to give an explanation for...)

Jungle King under the bedsheets (for role players)

By Julian (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:36 pm:

The James Brown Bedroom Collection

I Want You So Bad under the bedsheets (good foreplay talk)

Begging, Begging under the bedsheet(ditto)

You've Got The Power (what you tell her when your back gets tired)

Dancin' Little Thing (pre-foreplay show!)

Shout And Shimmy (that's what happens when you know you're doin' somethin'!)

So Long (hahahahahahaha)

I Feel That Old Feeling Comin' On (when you get tha' notion)

I Don't Mind (your answer when she asks to experiment)

By Russ Terrana (198.178.8.81) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 05:36 pm:

Twist & Shout ... under the bed sheets
Lets get it on ... under the bed sheets
I feel like a woman ... under the bed sheets
Get Ready ... Under the bed sheets
Baby I need your loving ... Under the bed sheets
What does it take to win your love .. under the bed sheets

By Sly fan (63.207.60.156) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 06:05 pm:

Barbara Ann..under the bed sheets
Hot fun in the summertime..under the bedsheets
Express Yourself..under the bedsheets
Little Red Corvette..under the bedsheets
Do Me..under the bed sheets
Come on over to my place..under the bed sheets
Good Times..under the bedsheets
Open Sesame..under the bedsheets

By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 07:14 pm:

It's A Man's World..under the bedsheets
Gloria..under the bedsheets
Do It To Me One More Time..under the bedsheets
and of course
Muskrat Love..under the bedsheets
or
You Sexy Thing..under the bedsheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.55) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 07:47 pm:

Sixty Minute Man...under the bedsheets
Work With Me Annie..under the bedsheets
Speedo...under the bedsheets
Charlie Brown...under the bedsheets
Short Fat Fannie..under the bedsheets
Searchin'...under the bedsheets
Rockin'Robin...under the bedsheets
Money Honey...under the bedsheets (Oh No)
Sweet Little Sixteen...under the bedsheets
Jail Bait...under the bedsheets
Heaven on Earth...under the bedsheets
The Great Pretender...under the bedsheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.55) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 08:13 pm:

Forgot one

Baby Let Me Bang Your Box...under the bedsheets
(Doug Clark and Hot Nuts)

By medusa 9e (66.73.0.205) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 08:51 pm:

FIRE (Ohio Players)...under the bedsheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.77.91) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:03 pm:

Don't Start Cryin' Now..under the bedsheets
(Slim Harpo)
Real Wild Child...under the bedsheets (Crickets)
I've Got A Rocket In My Pocket...under the bedsheets (Stan Beaver)

Make Believe Wedding Bells...under the bedsheets
(Dick Glasser)
I've Had My Moments..under the bedsheets (David Box)

I Like It That Way..under the bedsheets(Jimmie Johns)

Lay Lady Lay...under the bedsheets

Girl after Girl...under the bedsheets (Troy Shondell)

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.1) on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:29 pm:

Juicy Lucy....under the bedsheets.
Lipstick Traces....under the bedsheets.
Handshakin'....under the bedsheets.
Make your Move....under the bedsheets.
My kind of girl....under the bedsheets.
Shoot your shot....under the bedsheets.
Willies Blues....under the bedsheets.
What can a man do....under the bedsheets.
My little plaything....under the bedsheets.
The well's run dry....under the bedsheets.
All of a sudden....under the bedsheets.
Too Late....under the bedsheets.
Too Much....under the bedsheets.
The Snake....under the bedsheets.
Just like a yo-yo....under the bedsheets.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.77.112) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 10:38 am:

Cat Scratch Fever...under the bedsheets
Hit Me With Your Best Shot...under the bedsheets
Tossin' And Turnin'...under the bedsheets
Sweet Nothing...under the bedsheet
Over and Over...under the bedsheets
Ain't It High Time We Wed...under the bedsheets
The Things I used To Do..under the bedsheets
I'm Just A Lucky So And So.under the bedsheets
Let The Good Times Roll...under the bedsheets

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.83) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 02:45 pm:

Mr.Bang Bang Man....under the bedsheets.
The Deacon is movin' in....under the bedsheets.
Prove yourself a lady....under the bedsheets.
Get it Baby....under the bedsheets.
(its against)The Laws of Love....under the bedsheets.
I had a moan....under the bedsheets.
Lets have a good time....under the bedsheets.
Gonna fix you good....under the bedsheets.
I cant shake it loose....under the bedsheets.
Fascinating girl....under the bedsheets.
What goes up must come down....under the bedsheets.
I struck it rich....under the bedsheets.
Mel.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.58.213) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 03:11 pm:

Slip Slidin' Away...under the bedsheets
Love Me Tender...under the bedsheets
Sexual Healing...under the bedshets
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang...under the bedsheets

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.41) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 03:48 pm:

New Girl....under the bedsheets.
King for a day....under the bedsheets.
Satisfied....under the bedsheets.
Fine young girl....under the bedsheets.
Sorry Mama....under the bedsheets.
I've been turned on....under the bedsheets.
Lighten up....under the bedsheets.
mel.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.7) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 03:52 pm:

Good Lovin'...under the bedsheets
Whole Lotta Shakin'Going On...under the bedsheets
Rock Around The Clock..under the bedsheets
Down In The Bottom...under the bedsheets
I'm A Man...under the bedsheets
Oh What A Nite...under the bedsheets
Back Door Man...under the bedsheets
High Priced Woman...under the bedsheets
Sugar Mama...under the bedsheets
Prisoner Of Love...under the bedsheets
Leave My Wife Alone...under the bedsheets
All Night Long...under the bedsheets
Morning Has Broken...under the bedsheets

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.2) on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 06:53 pm:

The Happy Organ...under the bedsheets
Mr. Lucky...under the bedsheets
Keep On Growing...under the bedsheets
OOH OOH Baby...under the bedsheets
I Gotta Woman...under the bedsheets
Me And Bobby McGee...under the bedsheets
Go Wild Little Sadie...under the bedsheets
Moovin' And Groovin'..under the bedsheets
Tomorrow Night...under the bedsheets
Rock 'N' Roll Woman...under the bedsheets
Stingy Little Thing...under the bedsheets

By MEL&THEN SOME9 (195.219.7.101) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 05:29 am:

Silly Little Boy....under the bedsheets.
Here I go again....under the bedsheets.
You better watch out....under the bedsheets.
These Hands(small but mighty)....under the bedsheets.
Call on me....undr the bedsheets.
What you gonna do....under the bedsheets.
Happy go lucky me....under the bdsheets.
Youre taking too long....under the bedsheets.
With a smile(on my face)....under the bedsheets.
The Real Thing....under the bedsheets.
Shhhhh(for a little while)....under the bedsheets.
Without a warning....under the bedsheets.
Mel.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.57) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 08:16 am:

2 Became 1...under the bedsheets
Y'All Come...under the bedsheets
100% Pure Love...under the bedsheets
11th hour Melody...under the bedsheets
Easy To Be Hard...under the bedsheets
After The Glitter Fades...under the bedsheets
Love Me Two Times...under the bedsheets
Ebony and Ivory...under the bedsheets
Lucky Lips...under the bedsheets
Pushin' To Hard...under the bedsheets
Pop That Thing...under the bedsheets
Paper Doll....under the bedsheets
Pandoras Box...under the bedsheets
Across The Wide Missouri...under the bedsheets
Vibeology...under the bedsheets
The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin...under the bedsheets
A Lovely Way To Spend The Evening...under the bedsheets

By MEL&THENSOME (195.219.7.28) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 01:20 pm:

All mixed up....under the bedsheets.
I Love you baby....under the bedsheets.
No ifs,no ands,no buts....under the bedsheets.
May I....under the bedsheets.
I'm the guy....under the bedsheets.
I Found satisfaction....under the bedsheets.
From out of nowhere....under the bedsheets.
Rosemary what happened....under the bedsheets.
I'll give that to you....under the bedsheets.
(they call)me cupid....under the bedsheets.
Let me make you happy....under the bedsheets.
Where the good times are....under the bedsheets.
Mel.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.78) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 02:01 pm:

Bend Me, Shape Me...under the bedsheets
Be Good To Yourself...under the bedsheets
Beat it...under the bedsheets
Eat it...under the bedsheets
Beggin'...under the bedsheets
Summer Of "69"...under the bedsheets
Over-Under-Sideways-Down...under the bedshets
Better Be Good To Me...under the bedsheets
Naughty Girls(Need Love Too)under the bedsheets
Call Me Mr.In-Between..under the bedsheets
Sugar Daddy...under the bedsheets
Takin Care Of Business...under the bedsheets
Do It Again A Little Bit Slower...under the bedsheets

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.22) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 02:26 pm:

You knew what you were gettin'....under the bedsheets.
In the same old way....under the bedsheets.
Too Much....under the bedsheets.
My babys good.,...under the bedsheets.
I'm dedicating my life....under the bedsheets.
You got a man on your hands....under the bedsheets.
What will I do....under the bedsheets.
Doctor Love....under the bedsheets.
A thrill a moment....under the bedsheets.
My little plaything....under the bedsheets.
Way down,deep inside....under the bedsheets.
I Know(you could be happy)....under the bedsheets.
Hey I'm a love bandit....under the bedsheets.
The Ice-Man....under the bedsheets.
Wait a minute baby....under the bedsheets.
Hold on,Im comin'....under the bedsheets.
She'll blow your mind....under the bedsheets.
I cant wait until I see my babys face....under the bedsheets.
Oh So Fine....under the bedsheets.
Your fool....under the bedsheets.
Dont put off 'till tomorrow....under the bedsheets.
Come into my world....under the bedsheets.
Your unusual love....under the bedsheets.
Baby,Angel....under the bedsheets.
Brainwasher....under the bedsheets.
Tune up....under the bedsheets.
Willies blues....under the bedsheets.
Shoot your shot....under the bedsheets.
Hands off shes mine....under the bedsheets.
Youll never get away....under the bedsheets.
Somebody elses sweetheart....under the bedsheets.
Get off my stuff....under the bedsheets.
Can I touch you there....under the bedsheets.
Undiscovered country....under the bedsheets.
Baby,your messin'up my mind....under the bedsheets.
Your no.1....under the bedsheets.
Help Wanted....under the bedsheets.
Gotta be a false alarm....under the bedsheets.
Movin' and groovin'....under the bedsheets.
Movin' Movin' on....under the bedsheets.
Maintain your cool....under the bedsheets.
My road is the right road....under the bedsheets.
Valentino....under the bedsheets.
Foot loose....under the bedsheets.
Hairy Lumpty Bump....under the bedsheets.
Mel.

By Dick Gamble (216.93.11.78) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 02:37 pm:

Mel...under the bedsheets
And Then Some..under the bedsheets
This Has Been Fun...under the bedsheets
Dick...under the bedsheets

By M.McLeanTech (66.218.40.31) on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 08:44 pm:

Buttered Popcorn...under the bedsheets.
He's All I Got...under the bedsheets.
He Holds His Own...under the bedsheets.
I Call It Pretty Music But The Old People Call It The Blues...under the bedsheets.
Someday Pritty Baby...under the bedsheets.
Baby I Need Your Loving...under the bedsheets.
Take Me Girl, I'm Ready...under the bedsheets.
Psychedelic Shack...under the bedsheets.
Bristol's Way...under the bedsheets.
Come On Do The Jerk...under the bedsheets.
You Only Build Me Up To Tear Me Down...under the bedsheets.
Love For Sale...under the bedsheets.
You Don't Know What Love Is...under the bedsheets.
Me And My Lonely Room...under the bedsheets.
The Old Miner...under the bedsheets.
Move Mr. Man...under the bedsheets.
What Love Has Joined Together...under the bedsheets.
It's Growing...under the bedsheets.
You Make Your Own Heaven And Hell Right Here On Earth...under the bedsheets.

By Mark Speck (65.56.62.167) on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:14 am:

All Shook Up...under the bedsheets
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On...under the bedsheets

and what every woman who has been with Bobby Goldsboro probably laughed at...

Little Things...under the bedsheets ;)

Best,

Mark

By MEL&THENSOME (195.219.7.49) on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:21 am:

Nice one Dick Gamble
catch you later
Mel.