By by public demand (12.34.51.20) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:20 pm:

$10 on Mothra ..

By Funkyone D J Dollar BILL (216.221.81.96) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:23 pm:

Don't hurt Gamera!Gamera is my friend!

By Eddy Current, High Voltage guy (12.47.224.13) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:38 pm:

Klatoo Barata Nikto!!!!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:43 pm:

STUBASS AIN'T DEBATING *ANYONE* HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL THEY ARE!!!...ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT MEAN STUBASS VERSUS STUBASS "MOTHA"???...IF SO...THAT 85 YEAR OLD LITTLE BUNDLE OF ENERGY INTIMIDATES THE HELL OUT OF ME...AND I AIN'T GOIN THERE!!!...STU(STICKING TO THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT)BASS

By mothrarules (12.34.51.20) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:43 pm:

Mothra can block STUBASS's radioactive breath ray ...so unless Stubby has some new tricks up his sleeve ...

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 02:49 pm:

YEAH I DO MRULES!!!...EVER TRY THOSE LISTERINE ORAL CARE STRIPS???...IT'LL DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE MRULES!!!...STUBASS

By H. Yashimatsu, Bookie (216.23.183.2) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 03:27 pm:

...can't ya just "feel" a nice graphic coming by that BFoster person? Oh Boy! It's like waitin' for the secret decoder ring!

By mothrafan (12.34.51.20) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 03:32 pm:

B. Foster was seen boarding a plane early this morning for Findlay, Ohio, so unless he's got his shoe phone, computer and scanner with him I don't know if we'll get our graphics for a day or two ...

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - 03:45 pm:

OH OH!!!...FINDLAY OHIO...HOME OF THE MARATHON OIL COMPANY!!!...HAS THE FBI BEEN INFORMED OF THIS POTENTIAL TERRORIST THREAT???...STU(FILLER UP)BASS

By B. Foster (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 04:07 pm:

STUBBY,

EXACTLY WHEN DOES THAT SUBSTANCE OVER FORMAT THINGY KICK IN???

By mothrarules (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 04:31 pm:

Uh-oh I think some graphic images will be coming forewith ...duck, Stubby, I think Mothra's gonna have you in a headlock ...

By Steve Litos (209.100.86.4) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 05:33 pm:

I think Stubass could take Mothra, the Smog Monster, & Monster X with one had tied behind his back. Now Stubass vs. Gamera (giant flying turtle) would actually be a fight! Stubass would have to take out the kid who controls Gamera in order to defeat him!
-Steve

By Y.K.Matzashita, Bookie (216.23.183.2) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 05:56 pm:

Mothra, Tokyo EMI soundstage, 1964

Steve Litos,
No way babycakes. Mothra's gonna kick some Stubass ass 'f yask me. These are verified stats:

Length
180 Meters (Larva, 1961)
135 Meters (Adult, 1961)
40 Meters (Larva, 1964-1968)
Unknown (Adult, 1964-1966)
120 Meters (Larva, 1992)
65 Meters (Adult, 1992)

Weight:
20,000 Tons (Larva, 1961)
15,000 Tons (Adult, 1961)
8,000 Tons (Larva, 1964-1968)
Unknown (Adult, 1964-1966)
15,000 Tons (Larva, 1992)
20,000 Tons (Adult, 1992)

Wingspan:
250 Meters (1961)
80 Meters (1964-1966)
175 Meters (1992)

Air Speed:
Mach 3 (1961)
Unknown (1964-1966)
Mach 2 (1992)

Special Weapons:
Gives Off Poisonous Yellow Dust
Emits Rays From Antennae
Discharges Bolts Of Lightning From Wings
Can block Godzilla's radioactive breath ray
Telepathic

Film Appearances:
Mothra (1961)
Godzilla Vs. Mothra (1964)
Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
Godzilla Vs. Mothra (1992)
Godzilla Vs. SpaceGodzilla (1994)

By Y.K.Shitamatza, Bookie (216.23.183.2) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 05:58 pm:

Stub don't have a chance in B-Movie hell to take Mothra down.

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 06:02 pm:

Does someone want to explain to me what the hell is going on now?

By Soul Sister (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 06:31 pm:

Y.K.;
You left out Rodan!
S.S.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:38 pm:

HEY BEFESTER!!!...SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE WILL APPARENTLY KICK IN WHEN YOU START MAKING SOME SENSE...AND BESIDES...I'M NOT SO SURE THAT YOU'RE AT ALL STYLISH!!!...IN THE MEANTIME...DON'T FORGET THOSE ORAL CARE STRIPS (YOU MIGHT EVEN GET A DATE...WELL...PERHAPS NOT)...STEVE L!!!...YEAH...I COULD TAKE THOSE CREATURES...HANDS DOWN...BUT THEN BFESTER WOULD HAVE TO FOCUS ON "ADULT" THINGS...AND HE MAY FIND HIMSELF AT A TOTAL LOSS!!!...STUBASS

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:47 pm:

Are we getting into trouble here about who can or cannot whip a cartoon character's ass??? I'm starting to laugh hysterically.

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:49 pm:

Hell, I'll put up good old American, King Kong against any of those mugs.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:50 pm:

YEAH RALPH!!!...SINCE THE CHALLENGE IS ON...I'M BETTING THAT I CAN WHUP THIS CHARACTER (WHATEVER)...AND I'M ALSO BETTING THAT BFESTER WEARS A POCKET PROTECTOR!!!...I KNOW I'M TWO FOR TWO HERE!!!...STUBASS

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:53 pm:

THE TRICK TO KING KONG IS THROUGH HIS WOMAN RALPH!!!...MAKE THAT FAY RAY(OR WHOMEVER) AN "ANGEL"...AND KONGS A DONE DEAL!!!...STUBASS

By Eddy Current, High Voltage guy (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:53 pm:

What about Gort, the very cool robot guy from "The Day The Earth Stood Still"?
He packs a helluva wallop! He's indestructable! I'm sure he'd help Stubass!

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:57 pm:

Well B Foster and Stu. Do me a favor and cool it. If you guys feel the need to duke it out, go to e-mail. Thank you. However if you're intent on fighting cartoon characters, I really have to see where this goes. Watch out for that big moth ( I'm assuming there is a moth in this deal) I hear it has a wicked left flutter.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 07:59 pm:

I MUST TELL YOU EDDY!!!...I'VE MET GORT (ANOTHER STUBASS CELEBRITY)!!!...HE HAS BEEN A MAINSTAY (THE REAL GORT) AT A CAMERA SHOP ON VENTURA BLVD IN STUDIO CITY!!!...I'VE SEEN HIM SEVERAL TIMES...ALTHOUGH HE'S NOT A VERY TALKATIVE CHAP...BUT HE DID WINK AT ME ONCE...SO I GUESS HE'D WATCH MY BACK!!!...STUBASS

By SoulangelSister (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 09:32 pm:

Ralph;
Don't forget Mighty Joe Young!

Stubass;
Maybe Mighty Mouse can come to save the day..Ha-ha-ha-!
S.S.

By Felix the Cat (68.164.131.191) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 10:14 pm:

Nah nah nah people, you gotta think SONIC!
Auditory blasto-matic! Signal-to-noise ratio!
Do it til yer satisfied w/Decibels!

Va-Voom! ...knock that mighty-joe-stubass out!

By A Soul Sister of Felix (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 10:23 pm:

Hey You can't take that name "Felix The Cat" is DJ Felix Hernandez's moniker! (smile).......

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 10:24 pm:

HEY SOUL SIS!!!...SINCE I LOST MY BAG OF TRICKS...I WAS REALLY HOPING FOR SOME "ANGELIC" HELP FROM ABOVE!!!...LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES...I REVERT TO BEING THAT "STREET KID" FROM DETROIT!!!...OR...PERHAPS I COULD CALL IN ALL THE MEMBERS OF MY OLD "JEWISH" MOTORCYCLE GANG..."MELS ANGELS"!!!...OUR MOTTO..."DEATH BEFORE PORK"...AND WE WERE REAL TOUGH!!!...STUBASS

By Soulangel (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 10:32 pm:

Stubass;

My suedo gang/club name in Jr. High was "Mighty Mouse" because of my small size and strong mind (he-he-). So don't worry cause Mighty Mouse and all the other Angels are here to save the day!

One mighty SoulangelSister!

By ESPN/USBA (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 11:08 pm:

*NEWS BULLETIN*

THE INTERNATIONALLY RENOUNED PUGNATIOUS PUGILIST KNOWN AS STUBASS...HAS TODAY SIGNED A NEW MANAGEMENT AND PROMOTION AGREEMENT...DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING PUBLIC DEMAND FOR HIS APPEARANCE IN MAJOR SPECTACLES!!!...ANY AND ALL FUTURE PROPOSALS SHOULD BE SENT DIRECTLY TO...
MR. DON KING
CAESARS PALACE
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 11:11 pm:

HEY SOUL SIS!!!...SORRY WE COULDN'T CATCH YOU IN L.A.!!!...UNDERSTAND I MISSED A GREAT PERFORMANCE...NEXT TIME I CALL IN SICK!!!...LET ME KNOW HOW THE OTHER THING WENT!!!...STUBASS

By Linda Di. (66.67.194.109) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 11:17 pm:

My mom and I watched Mothra together one Saturday afternoon. I jokingly called her "Mothra" that day in 1968 and it stuck. When she passed last year, rather than "Mother" on her casket flowers, I had "Mothra" written on the ribbon. I felt it was appropriate and funny! Sorry to be off topic, but this thread made me smile thinking about my Mothra! Thanks!

By Soul Sis (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 11:21 pm:

Okie Dokie

The other thing is still going or should I say searchin'.

We love L.A. One of Jimmy's earlier songs is being used in a smart independent film titled "I Love Your Work" they chose an oldie Jimmy wrote in1951 that he never got credit for (thats how it often went back in the day), the song is "Be My Sunshine (Not My Rain)".

By Soul Sis (65.43.148.15) on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 11:23 pm:

Sorry, the above post is for STUBASS.

By Soul Sister (65.43.148.15) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 01:01 am:

LINDA DI.;
Nice memory thanks for sharing you poiniant story, sounds like You & your Mom were close and shared some fun times together.
God Bless,
S.S.

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 01:12 am:

HEY...THANKS FOR THAT LINDA DI!!!...I'LL GO EASY ON THIS MOTHRA!!!...STUBASS

By Funkyone D J Dollar BILL (216.221.81.96) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 01:44 am:

Wasn't King Kong originaly from Africa?Stealing credit again?

By Lora (205.188.209.109) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 02:21 am:

Mothra, oh, Mothra
Hear our call for you to save us
Over land Over sea
Like a wave you come
Our guardian angel
Come smite the mighty STUBASS
Make his Hondas
Not go
Make his tailors
Not sew
Break his CAPS LOCK key

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 10:01 am:

Yes Funky, King Kong was from Africa. But like all Americans he came from somewhere else and embraced New York as his home. Unfortunately at the time New Yorkers were conserving future sympathy for the coming Mets, so poor Kong got the short end of the stick.

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 11:31 am:

HEY STU,THIS IS BETTER THAN THE WWE,EVEN THE ROCK WOULDN'T MESS WITH MOTHRA.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 12:23 pm:

HEY R&B!!!...BUT THE ROCK HAS TO LISTEN TO THAT SLIMEBALL VINCE MCMAHAN!!!...I'VE GOT DON KING IN ALL FOUR OF MY CORNERS!!!...PLUS..."THE DON" TOLD ME THAT I WON'T HAVE TO PAY ANY TAXES ON MY PROCEEDS FROM THIS EPOC BATTLE!!!...*ONLY IN AMERICA BABY*!!!...STUBASS

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 12:34 pm:

DON KING? HE WAS IN THE BUNNY RABBITS CORNER TOO AND NOW THEY'RE BANKRUPT WITHOUT A CARROT TO THEIR NAMES,HARE TODAY GONE TOMMORROW.

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 01:22 pm:

THATS OK R&B!!!...I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBITS!!!...MR KING EXPLAINED THAT THOSE PARTICULAR RABBITTS JUST COULDN'T MULTIPLY...BUT HE HAS PROMISED ME THAT THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AROUND!!!...STUBASS

By M.McLeanTech (66.218.40.216) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 04:34 pm:

Stu,

You are beginning to seem like a mental case. If we go to Hogly Wogly, I will reserve the right to go Dutch, after I evaluate your attitude. I am not going to buy lunch for a person that I don't like!

What is the matter with you? Are you a Don Quixote, battling windmills all day long?

I thought I liked you. Are we going to have me buy you lunch, or are you going to have temper tantrum after temper trantum, while not calling me back?

Just remember, when dealing with VIP's you can only fill them up with so much before they take a dump!

Little Mikie

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 05:25 pm:

MIKIE!!!...NO COMPRENDE!!!...WE DISCUSSED ME CALLING YOU THIS WEEK!!!...IT'S NOW THIS WEEK!!!...HOW ABOUT FRIDAY???...I'M AVAILABLE FOR THAT DAY...AND AM COUNTING ON YOU TO BUY ME LUNCH!!!...IS FRIDAY OK???...
YOUR PAL
STUBASS

By M.McLeanTech (66.159.217.56) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 07:21 pm:

Today is Friday.

Please call me. I am famished.

I am serious. Enough is enough! Call me this morning and I will meet you at Hogly!

No more fooling around!

I sent you my contact information twice!

Get off it, you whatever.

Sincerely,

Mike McLean

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 07:58 pm:

NEXT FRIDAY MIKE...NEXT FRIDAY!!!...HAVING A FEW DAYS OFF HAS CONFUSED ME...BUT NEXT FRIDAY IS COOL...MEANTIME...HAVE SOME FOOD!!!...STUBASS

By B Foster (64.12.97.7) on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 11:28 pm:

Stubby,

I'll admit that I'm still reeling from the barrage of blistering invective you have hurled at me - "geek", "pocket protector", "not stylish" - have mercy man, you're killing me! And that wacky mispelling of bfoster! Did you somehow neglect to mention "comedy writer" in the exhaustive listing your many accomplishments? Great stuff, stub! I can see that I am totally outflanked by a superior intellect, and that resistance is futile.

As a conciliatory gesture, I'd like to offer a word of friendly advice. I have no idea who this winking Gort person is, but you just might reconsider him for the assignment of "watching your back". See he might...oh, maybe you ...uh, nevermind!

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 12:02 am:

NO PROB MY FRIEND!!!...TRUST ME...MY BACK IS WATCHED 24/7...SO FOR NOW...GORT CAN JUST BE A PAL!!!...NO PROB WITH YOU EITHER...JUST A LITTLE THING ABOUT CALLIN PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR NAMES!!!...SARCASM...COOL!!!...HUMOR...COOL...DOZENS...COOL!!!...CALL ME OUT OF MY NAME...NOT COOL!!!...THAT'S WHEN IT GOES FROM FUN TO INSULTING THOSE WHO GAVE ME MY NAME...MOM & DAD(STU)...AND ME(STUBASS)!!!...ANYTHING ELSE IS DISRESPECTFUL...AND I DON'T DISRESPECT UNTIL DISRESPECTED...AND WON'T BE DISRESPECTED!!!...OTHERWISE...IT'S *ALL* COOL!!!...STUBASS

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 12:14 am:

BY THE WAY!!!...TO THE UNINITIATED...GORT WAS THE LARGE "ALIEN" CHARACTER WHO GUARDED THE SPACESHIP IN THE 50'S MOVIE..."THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL"!!!...HE HAS BEEN ON DISPLAY AT A CAMERA SHOP IN STUDIO CITY CALIFORNIA FOR MANY MANY YEARS!!...STUBASS

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:03 am:

As I mentioned earlier...I haven't a clue about this thread......

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:07 am:

EITHER DO I RALPH!!!...BUT I SAY...GO WITH THE FLOW!!!...SO LONG AS NO ONE DISRESPECTS WHERE I COME FROM...THEY CAN TAKE ALL THE "COMEDIC" SHOTS AT ME THEY WANT!!...I LOVE IT!!!...STUBASS

By Mothra (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:09 am:

Dear Public Demand,

In my long and distinguished film career, I have had the honor of working with many of the immortal greats of the science fiction genre. I am proud to have had Godzilla, Gamera, Bagan, The Thing, Rodan, MechaKingGidorah, Gojirah, Battra, Leppex, Monster Zero, and so many others who have passed on, as colleagues and friends.

I have also been frozen, electrocuted, sent into orbit, teletransported to the first and 30th centuries and subjected to nuclear, laser and chemical bombardment by worthy adversaries including the 34th Model Airplane Division, the 21st Mobile Plastic Tanks Brigade, the Non-Royal Battalion of Fake Bazookamen, and last but not least, the 1st Helicopter Big Electric Net Reserves.

Although I have several projects currently in development, and plan a return to feature films in the very near future, I must inform you that I cannot participate in the project with the American car salesman named stubass. There are some things that even an imaginary monster will not do. However, I may contact you with regard to an upcoming project, tenatively titled "Rectuma".

By by public demand (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:35 am:

whoa you mean the American salesman of Japanese cars ...

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:44 am:

WHOA THERE!!!...FIRST OF ALL...OUR HONDA AUTOMOBILES CONTAIN A HUGE AMERICAN CONTENT...AND MOST OF WHICH ARE BUILT RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OL U.S OF A!!!...IT'S THOSE GENERAL MOTORS CARS THAT ARE CHOCKED A PLENTY WITH JAPANESE PARTS (MAZDA PARTS AT THAT)!!!...SECOND...WHAT IS YOUR CONTENT MR. MOTHRA???...AND FINALLY...I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR "RECTUMA"...OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOUR DISFIGURED ANATOMY!!!...PERHAPS YOU COULD FIND A NICE GERBIL OR SOMETHING TO CO-STAR IN THAT BLOCKBUSTER!!!...STUBASS

By by public demand (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:47 am:

Only the Accord is built here, Mr. Stubass, and at a plant in Marysville, Oh. that is rife with exploitation of its labor force. Every dollar made by Honda goes back to Japan.

Every dollar made by General Motors is pumped back into the U.S. economy.

Maybe you should start a "Soulful Tokyo" forum??

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 12:00 pm:

YES!!!...THE ACCORD...THE #1 SELLING "RETAIL" CAR IN AMERICA!!!...PLANTS ARE ALSO THROUGHOUT CANADA!!!...A VERY FEW NUMBER OF HONDA'S SOLD IN AMERICA ARE BUILT IN JAPAN...BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE MODEL THAT I DRIVE BEING BUILT THERE!!!...AND NOW I GET IT..."WHATS GOOD FOR GENERAL MOTORS IN GOOD FOR AMERICA"!!!...RIIIIIIGHT!!!...BY THE WAY...STUBASS DIDN'T SET THE HIGH RESALE VALUES ON HONDA'S DUE TO THE PERCIEVED HIGH QUALITY...THE AMERICAN PUBLIC DID!!!...HEY RALPH...NOT TO WORRY HERE!!!...JUST A FEW EARLY MORNING CHUCKLES WITH MY "UNNAMED FRIENDS" BEFORE I HEAD TO WORK (HOPING THAT NOBODY SET ALL OUR SUV'S ON FIRE)!!!...STUBASS

By Mothra (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 12:02 pm:

Dear Mr. Stubass,

I understand your decision, and I also appreciate your suggestion. Although I had not considered this, you are quite correct; in your absence, a gerbil would be an adequate replacement. I will convey this information to the producers of Rectuma.

Respectfully yours,

Mothra

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 12:24 pm:

ONLY TRYING TO HELP MR. MOTHRA!!!...STUBASS

By Gerbil Anti-Defamation League (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 02:43 pm:

Comparing the fecundity and potency of gerbils to STUBASS! This is an outrage!

By Batboy (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 03:21 pm:

Gerbils...yummy!

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 04:17 pm:

I have to say that every time I cruise around this forum I feel like I've just entered the twilight zone!
Mike McLean to Stu: "you are beginning to seem like a mental case"...I'm ROFLOL!!!

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 04:20 pm:

Hey Stu: Was that a day and time commitment with Mike I just witnessed? I'm so impressed!

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 06:10 pm:

As I mentioned Dar..it just gets curiouser and curiouser.....But you do have to love Mikie and forgive him his eccentricities. I have for years.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 06:23 pm:

MIIIIIIIKE!!!...NEXT FRIDAY DUDE!!!...I'M GONNA START FASTING ON WEDNESDAY (GET MY MONEY'S WORTH)!!!...STUBASS

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 06:33 pm:

Ralph: I think Mike is hysterical...

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 08:07 pm:

Yeah Dar, he's every bit of that.

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 08:53 pm:

Ralph: Out of all the absurdity on this thread that just struck me as being the funniest...a "kettle calling the pot" scenario.

By lora (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 08:57 pm:

Hey! This thread is for discussion of the great winged monster Mothra, mightiest monster in all creation! Ravishing a universe for love and pausing to smite the American car salesman STUBASS ...

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 09:02 pm:

GEEZ!!!...I'VE NEVER BEEN SMITED BEFORE!!!...I'M AFRAID I MIGHT LIKE IT!!!...STUBASS

By lora (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 09:04 pm:

indeed you might!

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 09:15 pm:

Oh oh Stu...it's Lora the Leather Smitress.

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:10 pm:

Stu: I have two random questions, but since everything on here seems random...here goes.
#1 Whatever did you do to these people?!
#2 What is Hogly Wogly's...is it real or imaginary?
Detroit(inquiringmind)Dar

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:14 pm:

QUE PASO DAR!!!...2ND QUESTION FIRST!!!...YES...DR. HOGLY WOGLY IS A REAL PLACE...AND FAIRLY WELL KNOWN!!!...1ST QUESTION!!!...JELOUSY IS A DIFFICULT THING TO EXPLAIN!!!...ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN!!!...STUBASS

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:17 pm:

PS to Ralph: regarding the "kettle/pot" comment chalk it up to one of my frequent dyslexic moments!

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:20 pm:

Stu: What kind of a place is it?

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:28 pm:

IT'S A BAR B Q PLACE DAR !!!...LOOK UP FAVORITE BAR B Q PLACES IN LOS ANGELES ON AOL OR MSN...AND IT'S SURE TO BE LISTED...ALTHOUGH THE BEAR PIT (ALSO IN THE VALLEY) IS A REAL GOOD ONE TOO!!!...QUICK BAR B Q STORY!!!...I WENT INTO A BAR B Q NEAR MY HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT...AND ON THE WALL...THEY HAD CELEBRITY PICTURES!!!...I WAS LOOKING A THEM...WHEN I CAME ACROSS AN AUTOGRAPH PIC OF JAZZ KEYBOARDIST KEVIN TONEY!!!...I KNEW KEVIN WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD...KNEW HIS WHOLE FAMILY!!!... HIS BROTHER SOL WAS IN THE STRIDES WITH ME (2ND TENOR)...AND HIS OTHER BROTHER DERRICK (NOW DECEASED) PLAYED TRUMPET IN ANOTHER GROUP I PLAYED WITH!!!... I USED TO VISIT THEIR HOUSE FREQUENTLY...AND LITTLE KEVIN WOULD JUST FOLLOW US "BIG MUSICIANS" AROUND!!!...THE BAR B Q GUY TOLD ME THAT KEVIN LIVES SOMEWHAT NEARBY...AND COMES IN FAIRLY OFTEN!!!...I AM TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH KEVIN...AND E-MAILED HIS WEBSITE!!!...VERY TALENTED GUY (PLAYED WITH DONALD BYRD (BLACKBYRD) WHILE STILL IN COLLEGE AT HOWARD UNIVERSITY!!!...I AM REALLY HOPING TO BE ABLE TO GET TOGETHER WITH KEVIN IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!...STU

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.170) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:03 pm:

Great story Stu, I hope you're able to connect...it seems everyone ends up out here eventually. Is H.W. good food or just touristy?

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11:10 pm:

NEVER ACTUALLY EATEN THERE DAR...BUT I'VE DRIVEN BY IT COUNTLESS TIMES!!!...IT'S KIND OF A HOLE IN THE WALL...SO I HAVE TO ASSUME THE FOOD IS AS GOOD AS THEY SAY!!!...PEOPLE CERTAINLY DON'T GO THERE FOR THE ATMOSPHERE!!!...STUBASS

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, August 24, 2003 - 11:23 am:

Dar,
Pot/kettle...kettle/pot...it works either way.

I was going to ask about Hogly Wogly...Sounds lke a place out of Winnie the Pooh. However, having never read any of that I more than likely mis-spelled the title. OK...something out of Alisss in Wunderrland maybe?