Okay, gang, i'm outta here.

[ralpht]

I'm off to Sacramento to see Russell Thompkins and the boys. Try and behave. Don't be chuckleheads and don't jump on the furniture.

[MIKEW-UK]

Ralph, no dancing in the aisles, please!

[ralpht]

That would not be a pretty sight, Mike.

[tamla617]

ok dad.you left the us the keys to your car?

[ralpht]

No way... I'm taking the car...

[tamla617]

i knew you hadnt gone really.you were hiding in the cellar!

[moe]

Where's the elephants?????????

[daddyacey]

They come after we drink the Hooch and have snuck into the Studio!!!!!
Now where's that power button???? :D :D

[tamla617]

behind the empty hooch crates

[bankhousedave]

Good ideato go before you're too old to enjoy it, Ralph. Happy birthday to you and Russ from someone who might even be older than you are. And from me, of course.

[Doug-Morgan]

Where do you want me to put the fireworks?

[ralpht]

Fireworks? What..You want to burn the place down? First it was elephants. Well tell ya what...I'm home, so straighten up....

[ralpht]

Dave,
Thanks for the b'day wishes, but I think we need to compare driver's license dates of birth.

[jobeterob]

Damn I was just gonna post my messages about Diana being better looking that Princess Kate, a better actress than Katherine Hepburn, a better singer than Aretha Franklin and hitting higher notes than Whitney and Mariah; I got an email from a friend that said he heard she didn't pee either; Goddess's like her apparently don't have to.

[ralpht]

Looks like I got home in the nick of time, Robb.

[arrr&bee]

HEY RALPH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE ELEPHANT STAINS ON YOUR CARPET,OR THOSE EMPTY HOOCH JUGS AND THOSE MIDGETS ON THE CHANDELIERS I DON'T KNOW EM...PSSS[it was moe's idea]!!

[tamla617]

they'll be back,dont need a sat nav,they dont forget.i like the way moe gets the blame,ralph's house would be ok if he hadnt advertised his trip.those midgets are only a small problem,get the exterminator from "over the hedge"

[ralpht]

You chuckleheads are the best. Hand down.

[marv2]

Happy Birthday Ralph and Russ!!!

Marv

[ralpht]

Thank you, Marv. I'm getting a little long in the tooth, dude.

[tamla617]

yeah happy birthday ralph and russ,russ and ralph! many happy returns.happy july 4th too!

[tamla617]

dont panic,but i got some keys cut!

[ralpht]

Thank you Tamla. Forget the keys. I always change locks when I return from a trip.

[mark speck]

Happy Birthday to the Terrana twins!!

Best,

Mark

[ralpht]

Thank you, Mark.

[tamla617]

thats a bit of a drag isnt it?get out your car after a long drive,get your tool box out and change the locks.and just when you've finished the job,russ rings you up and invites you over for a couple of days.and when you come back you've got to change the locks again.and then...........................I DONT BELIEVE YOU!
nobody can spend so much time changing locks and if you've got a trunk load of them,where do you put the luggage.
i'm not saying any more ralph.you know where i live!

[thelastsupreme]

Wishing you guys some love on your birthdays. You're not getting older, you're getting wiser. [[I see you took the keys with you, Ralph!) That's a good sign, Hope your 4th was great too, and I apologize for ..........whatever it was I can't remember and did, which is bad enough, but they didn't even remember I was there! ha! Big grins: We are Old and Gold!

[tamla617]

he's wiser than i thought,he doesnt really change the locks.he's got a garage full of front doors,different colours and numbers on them.he fits a different door every week!

[ralpht]

Supreme,
I am old...you are gold, baby.Thanks for the birthday wishes.

[Doug-Morgan]

Better late than never....

Happy Birthday!

[arrr&bee]

I don't know why he changes the locks.....we always find our way in anyways,hehehehehehe!!!

[mickeymac]

Happy birthday to you and Russ

[tamla617]

arr&bee

to keep you out of his hooch stash!

[marv2]

Thank you, Marv. I'm getting a little long in the tooth, dude.

As long as you still have your hair, I wouldn't sweat it! LOL!

[ralpht]

Hair I got, Marv.

[carlo]

Happy Birthday Ralph!! Happy Birthday Russ!!

[ralpht]

Thank you, Carlo.

[Doug-Morgan]

Ralph....
....can I borrow some of your hair? About a month ago, at the urging of my wife and my daughter, I cut off about 24" of ponytail and donated it to Locks of Love. Left me with a dork nob.

[smooth]

Doug-Morgan
Brother,I would get excited just to have half an inch of hair...and you donated 24 inches!!!!

Smooth

[ralpht]

Doug,
Congratulations. I did the Locks For Love thing once myself. I was calling myself "nubby" for a while, but it grows back.