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lakeside
01-26-2021, 07:51 PM
f [[https://youtu.be/loGbvhVZ9l0)ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

arr&bee
01-30-2021, 11:16 AM
Opps-err-ahem-hehe..what am i doing here???

ralpht
01-30-2021, 12:47 PM
What would I do without you arr&bee......But then I know nothing about tending elephants.

arr&bee
02-01-2021, 01:11 PM
They have to be tended???

ralpht
02-01-2021, 07:36 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Don't you have like a huge cat box for them?

nativeNY63
02-01-2021, 09:37 PM
Herding cats.

Jerry Oz
02-01-2021, 10:16 PM
These things, they happen...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/YrBRYRDN4M5ryrNOND/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e473rc05b97kmt648vot9s3pmfvymfl kvbhsxh05cyp&rid=giphy.gif

arr&bee
02-02-2021, 04:37 PM
I'm in the right place...................right???????

arr&bee
02-02-2021, 05:43 PM
Places everyone,now in this scene..opps wrong studio!!

144man
02-03-2021, 09:01 AM
If this is the wrong thread, could you please tell me where the right one is?

arr&bee
02-04-2021, 07:57 PM
144 my main man,look if i'm here it must be umm,err,ahem...let me get back to you on that,hehehehehe!!!

arr&bee
02-04-2021, 08:05 PM
Now for some poetry...there once was a man named fred who woke up in the wrong thread,but not to fret he ain't got to the best part yet!!

Jerry Oz
02-04-2021, 08:35 PM
If this is the wrong thread, could you please tell me where the right one is?It's directly to your left.
https://freepngimg.com/thumb/web_design/24794-2-left-arrow-hd.png

arr&bee
02-05-2021, 03:26 PM
Umm,jerry i went left and it was nothing there!!

144man
02-07-2021, 02:35 PM
Now for some poetry...there once was a man named fred who woke up in the wrong thread,but not to fret he ain't got to the best part yet!!

There was a young man called Carew
Whose limericks stopped at Line Two

arr&bee
02-08-2021, 04:50 PM
Um excuse me but i seem to be a the wrong thread post,some one handed me a map but it is blank...does that mean anything??

Boogiedown
02-08-2021, 05:01 PM
.....new world order , no more borders

144man
02-09-2021, 08:49 AM
It means that the "X" marking where Jai's forgotten secret stash of hooch is hidden was written in invisible ink.

arr&bee
02-09-2021, 03:49 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...144,great,great,great,gre at,great,great[he was great]grandpa wrote that map to keep it to himself,but he got loaded and lost the invisible ink...i'm still looking for it!!

144man
02-10-2021, 04:05 AM
Never mind the invisble ink, where's my camouflage jacket?

arr&bee
02-16-2021, 04:07 PM
I opened a door here,but there was only another door!!!

144man
02-17-2021, 01:02 PM
If they'd removed those doors, you'd never have been able to get in.

arr&bee
02-19-2021, 07:10 PM
Did i mention that there were no buildings connected to the doors!

144man
02-20-2021, 12:31 PM
No. Those doors led to the tunnels that they hid by building them in the air instead of digging them underground where everyone would notice them.

arr&bee
02-22-2021, 06:26 PM
144,once again your insight is second to none...of course there are only two of us here-so far!!!

ralpht
02-22-2021, 09:30 PM
I would join you guys if i knew what the hell you were talking about.

144man
02-24-2021, 11:36 AM
I learned everything I needed to know from retracing arr&bee's journey when he got lost in the SDF archives.

arr&bee
02-24-2021, 09:09 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaa...you following me??? I'm always lost!

arr&bee
02-24-2021, 09:11 PM
i would join you guys if i knew what the hell you were talking about.ralph,if i knew what i was talking about someone might actually ask me an actual question[gulp]then what would i do?????

arr&bee
02-25-2021, 05:09 PM
IF BEING HERE IS WRONG,I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT....[hmmmmm where have I heard that before???]

144man
02-27-2021, 01:17 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaa...you following me??? I'm always lost!

I once got lost in Translation, which is surprising as it's a place so small you won't find it in any atlas.

arr&bee
02-27-2021, 03:51 PM
I was on my way to atlas when i passed through translation,but i couldn't understand a thing those folks were saying!!

144man
03-02-2021, 09:34 AM
Are you sure you were in translation? You only appear to have been hearing things at random.

144man
03-03-2021, 08:54 AM
Since yesterday I found out that my future is in Jeopardy and I can't make arrangements to get there because of travel restrictions. If I can't make it, I might try Intercourse instead, which is in Pennsylvania.

arr&bee
03-05-2021, 12:59 PM
Is this still here? How do i always end up on the non end of non existing endings? Hey 144,lakeside wrote this and nobody has seen him since...as a matter of fact if facts are allowed nobody has seen me either...hey 144,i turned on a light but the room got darker...peeeuuuuu either someone passed gas or grady's cooking something nearby!!!

Boogiedown
03-06-2021, 04:12 AM
Weren't The Supremes for awhile living in Shame?

144man
03-10-2021, 08:25 AM
Yes, that was after Diana's mother got into some sort of a jam, allegedly of the homemade kind.

Boogiedown
03-10-2021, 02:58 PM
They were apparently less than thrilled with the rather even terrain In Shame and were heard regularly complaining loudly , at the top of their lungs even, about the unimpressive mildly rolling hills found there.

arr&bee
03-10-2021, 04:54 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...i get it now,we're not actually supposed to be here,but here we are,is it just me or is this spiraling out of control-down-down-down-down,anyone going down???

arr&bee
03-12-2021, 07:03 PM
Opps...be right back,well maybe i mean ya never know how these things go...what am i talking about????

144man
03-13-2021, 10:44 AM
This isn't really spiralling out of control, arr&bee. It's more of a downward twiddle.

arr&bee
03-13-2021, 10:58 AM
Ohhhhh...the twiddle brothers-twiddle dee,twiddle dum!!

144man
04-14-2021, 03:27 AM
And to think it all started out in Innocence.

lakeside
04-15-2021, 01:21 PM
Wow....who'd think posting 'nothing' would get you over 2,000 hits?!

arr&bee
04-17-2021, 12:18 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AND YOU THOUGHT THAT[HITSSVILLE]WAS IN DETROIT,WAIT A MINUTE WE'RE IN[SOULFUL DETROIT]SO IF WE'RE HERE THEN WE'RE IN HITSVILLE RIGHT? 2,000 HITS THAT'S PRETTY GOOD YOU KEEP GOING LIKE THIS AND YOU MIGHT WIN A [GOLDEN TURKEY AWARD]...[I'm still trying to win one]...I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE BUT I'M STANDING INSIDE OUT!!!!!?????????

144man
04-17-2021, 12:25 PM
Wow....who'd think posting 'nothing' would get you over 2,000 hits?!

Nothing is more popular than the Supremes :)

arr&bee
04-18-2021, 01:21 PM
The supremes are here too??? Baby,baby,where did our thread go???

144man
04-18-2021, 01:42 PM
It will probably break up and go so low.

arr&bee
04-21-2021, 03:13 PM
Umm,144man,this thread is way below-low...we can only go up,does anyone know the way to......up????

arr&bee
04-23-2021, 11:25 AM
144MAN...THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT...[isn't it???]AND I GUESS YOU WANT ME TO FIX THIS....[what am i supposed to be fixing again???]

144man
04-23-2021, 12:02 PM
I might have known I'd get the blame, yet when I was offered the job of Honorary Forum Scapegoat, they made it sound so attractive.

The Great Bookkeeper in the Sky decreed that every debit should have a credit, so the only way you can remedy this, arr&bee, is to create an anti-thread.

arr&bee
04-24-2021, 09:22 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...MY WHOLE EXISTANCE IS-ANTI...[just ask my wife, hehe]HEY,WAIT A MINUTE HERE,ME AS THE REMEDY???? UMM 144MAN THAT WOULD NOT BE A GOOD IDEA...THINK-MENTAL ATOMIC MELTDOWN ON STERIODS!!!!

144man
04-27-2021, 11:54 AM
Yes, there would definitely be some sort of fallout, radioactive or otherwise.
Let us not fall out about it.

moe
04-28-2021, 01:31 PM
The geiger counter would be going off the charts!

arr&bee
04-29-2021, 05:33 PM
Moe??? What are you doing here[hehe]??? You must've fallen from the face of reality to land here,of course nobody actually knows where this place is or if it actually exist..kinda like the movies i cast you in,hehehehehe!!!

moe
04-29-2021, 07:30 PM
And......the closet you get yourself stuck in, R&B.;)

arr&bee
04-30-2021, 11:07 AM
Luckily for your career,i found my way out,hehehehe!!!

moe
04-30-2021, 12:39 PM
That's debateable.......at times:D:D:D

arr&bee
05-01-2021, 02:52 PM
Why my dear moe...everything i do is debatetable,hehehehhe!!!

144man
05-02-2021, 11:16 AM
It's The Way You Do The Things You Do. [Those Temptations get everywhere.]

arr&bee
05-08-2021, 10:44 AM
I thought i had a choice between-a rock and a hard place,but when i got there the rock was gone and the hard place was already sold...not top that bad luck 144man..[hehehe!!!]

144man
05-09-2021, 05:32 PM
On the contrary, I had some rather good luck. I was trapped between the devil and the deep blue sea, but the tide had gone out and Hell had frozen over.

moe
05-09-2021, 05:35 PM
Did you run into The Eagles, 144man [since hell had frozen over]?

144man
05-09-2021, 05:54 PM
Yes, I did, but then it was just one of those nights.

moe
05-09-2021, 07:06 PM
But did you see the Tequila Sunrise?

144man
05-09-2021, 08:57 PM
Last thing I remember I was running for the door.

moe
05-10-2021, 09:14 AM
Well, that's life in the fast lane, 144man

ralpht
05-10-2021, 02:18 PM
I knew if I didn't delete the "ooops" thread, you chuckle heads would come up with something. Hey, who loves you guys?

moe
05-10-2021, 04:01 PM
We need to take it to the limit, Ralph.

sansradio
05-10-2021, 07:00 PM
I knew if I didn't delete the "ooops" thread, you chuckle heads would come up with something. Hey, who loves you guys?



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ralpht
05-10-2021, 07:34 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ralpht
05-10-2021, 07:35 PM
I know, Moe, I know. I wouldn't change a thing.

moe
05-11-2021, 07:55 AM
Not to mention a peaceful easy feeling on this thread.....:cool:

144man......where are you?

144man
05-11-2021, 12:32 PM
At the moment still trying to check out of the Hotel California.

moe
05-11-2021, 12:40 PM
No you're not......You can't hide those Lyin Eyes.

ralpht
05-11-2021, 01:11 PM
Hey, slow down....take it easy....

moe
05-11-2021, 01:13 PM
Watch out, Ralph, but I Can't Tell You Why....

144man
05-11-2021, 01:50 PM
This is all leaving me with Freyed nerves.

moe
05-11-2021, 02:09 PM
If your nerves are Freyed perhaps you want to go to Party Town with a bunch of us?

sansradio
05-11-2021, 03:30 PM
Somebody's living life in the fast lane...

moe
05-11-2021, 03:36 PM
Sansradio, better be careful.......If you're living that fast there just might be a Heartache
Tonight...

sansradio
05-11-2021, 06:33 PM
...swiftly followed by a Tequila Sunrise...

moe
05-11-2021, 07:00 PM
I heard you were headed for Hotel California. Look out for many Desperados along the way.

144man
05-12-2021, 01:32 PM
Checked out of Hotel California but still unable to leave.
Haven't had so many problems since I stayed at the Bates Motel. Now that really psyched me out.

moe
05-12-2021, 02:14 PM
Well, for starters, I'm just glad it wasn't that awful Roach Motel........
So it psyched you out, huh? Having angst getting into showers?
Can't seem to identify who is who? Maybe you need Redd Foxx to help by saying:
"Norman, Is That You?"

144man
05-12-2021, 03:05 PM
I don't know if it was ever released over here. I do have Thelma Houston's "One Out of Every Six" though.

moe
05-12-2021, 03:18 PM
I just got it........LMAO

144man
05-13-2021, 02:30 PM
Am getting desperate to leave the Hotel California. I don't like the look of The New Kid In Town. I'm beginning to doubt if I'll be able to Come Home for Christmas.

moe
05-13-2021, 03:03 PM
I also heard there's a witchy woman down Electric Avenue. Check Yourself. You Can't Judge a Book By It's Cover, 144man. Or, you might be Still a Fool.

144man
05-14-2021, 05:03 PM
Have finally left the dreaded Hotel California.
What a noble and selfless act it was for Arr&bee to volunteer to take my place there.
The mere threat of this happening was enough to secure my immediate release.

moe
05-15-2021, 08:33 AM
It wouldn't surprise me if R&B had help from Greasy Grady & The Weener Brothers on this one, 144man. His connections are pretty good.

arr&bee
05-16-2021, 05:31 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...moe this is why you're the biggest star on[doorscreens]today..ralph,you couldn't delete something that is so nonexistinally insignificant that it's like dust and you know how hard it is to delete dust...it just pops up somewhere else..now i'm gonna dust myself off and head to grady's for a snack...anyone brave enough to join me???

moe
05-16-2021, 05:38 PM
I want to live, R&B.......so I think I'll pass.:eek:

ralpht
05-16-2021, 05:57 PM
You guys make my job so easy,,,,,love you like a moose.

moe
05-17-2021, 06:20 AM
I'd rather call it poison ivy........

arr&bee
05-17-2021, 03:30 PM
i want to live, r&b.......so i think i'll pass.:eek:now moe,you know that grady always has his meals sampled before he serves them...and one of the rats always survives!!

moe
05-17-2021, 03:36 PM
That rat that survived is from the Union, R&B. He doesn't have to taste because he has his flunkies do it..........and look what happens!!!!!!!

arr&bee
05-17-2021, 07:51 PM
Moe,you do realise that we're in freefall here with no net..just like one of my polariod classics, but don't worry there's no bottom to land on so enjoy the fall-wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

moe
05-18-2021, 06:09 AM
With you, R&B....life is consistently in a freefall....:D

arr&bee
05-18-2021, 04:55 PM
And you wouldn't have it any other way..someone mentioned-freyed nerves..grady served those the other day with his infamous[dry-rotted onions]...hungry moe?

moe
05-18-2021, 05:23 PM
I just feel sorry for your wife. I think she needs to take over your shed.

arr&bee
05-20-2021, 04:35 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...she would if she could find it,hehehehe!!!

moe
05-20-2021, 04:55 PM
Tracking device on you.........she's no dummy

arr&bee
05-22-2021, 10:23 PM
Maybe you should be her agent,hehehehe!!

moe
05-23-2021, 07:20 AM
How do you know I'm not? Be very afraid, R&B.....

arr&bee
05-29-2021, 04:06 PM
Me afraid?? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa..i'm the guy who ate at grady's an lived to tell about it..oh by the way moe,the famous [weener bros.]are waiting for you to sign your contract....well!!!!

arr&bee
06-04-2021, 10:15 PM
This post is sinking with no bottom in sight, what a post,spinning out of control...hey wait a minute-this has no control being the opposite of anything and nothing!!!

144man
06-05-2021, 02:02 PM
Just like the Universe; never have quite figured out what keeps it from falling down.

arr&bee
06-09-2021, 05:35 PM
This place has no beginning and no ending and no future other than it exists...or does it???

moe
06-10-2021, 08:39 PM
It's all in your mind, R&B.....

144man
06-12-2021, 01:08 PM
"It's like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, never ending nor beginning on an ever spinning wheel..."

moe
06-12-2021, 02:46 PM
Correct, 144man. Just ask David Clayton Thomas:cool:

144man
06-12-2021, 03:09 PM
That would make me so very happy.

moe
06-12-2021, 03:47 PM
You never disappoint, 144man.....never:D

ralpht
06-12-2021, 06:35 PM
Hey...what goes up must come down.....

arr&bee
06-12-2021, 06:36 PM
Moe,you're needed down at wardrobe,the only reason duufuss didn't find you is he passed right by this post..poor duufuss!

moe
06-12-2021, 07:23 PM
You created the role, R&B. Who is this girl I'm supposed to portray......Lucretia Macevil?
I have no script.

arr&bee
06-13-2021, 05:08 PM
I'm floating on a cloud of nothiness,with no destination in sight...voices all around me but no faces,i would check it out but where is the checkout button???

moe
06-13-2021, 07:45 PM
Paging Dr. Mayfield!
Paging Dr. Curtis Mayfield! Come Right Away!!

144man
06-15-2021, 12:19 PM
I heard Curtis Mayfield can't satisfy or that was the impression I got.

moe
06-15-2021, 12:35 PM
I heard that, too. But.....I Plan To Stay A Believer.

144man
06-15-2021, 12:47 PM
I plan to stay a believer that we'll get out of lockdown on 19 July.

moe
06-15-2021, 12:53 PM
You know what he says: People Get Ready:D

144man
06-15-2021, 01:09 PM
He also told expectant mothers to Keep On Pushing.

moe
06-15-2021, 01:11 PM
After all he IS The Pusherman!

144man
06-15-2021, 01:43 PM
If Super Fly fought Spider Man, who would win?
Would Spider Man think this was the wrong thread and retreat to the world wide web?

moe
06-15-2021, 01:49 PM
Listen To Your Heart, 144man. What do you think?

144man
06-15-2021, 02:54 PM
If I look into my heart with a positive mind, I still don't know the answer.

moe
06-15-2021, 03:42 PM
I've Passed This Way Before [Myself] 144man. I feel you need to
Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive. It helps.:cool:

144man
06-15-2021, 04:04 PM
No sooner said than done:

Two atoms were walking down the street.
One says to the other: Oh dear, I've lost an electron.
Second one asks: Are you sure?
First one replies: Yes, I'm positive.

moe
06-16-2021, 07:39 AM
OK......but......does the positive one know how to do the Neutron Dance?
Asking for a friend.......

sansradio
06-16-2021, 09:22 AM
Yeah, but he's so shy...

moe
06-16-2021, 11:25 AM
Maybe.....But........I heard it Through The Grapevine that He's The Greatest Dancer

144man
06-16-2021, 04:26 PM
I heard that since he came out of his shell, they couldn't turn him off in the middle of turning him on.

sansradio
06-16-2021, 06:01 PM
Please. He’s a pretender—doesn’t mean a word of it.

144man
06-17-2021, 03:21 AM
Woke up this morning. Alexa told me that it was Barry Manilow's birthday and that it looks like he made it.
If an AI is playing this game now, I wish I'd stayed in bed...

moe
06-17-2021, 08:52 AM
Ohhh, not feeling well? Send For The Doctor!

144man
06-17-2021, 01:58 PM
Doctor my eyes are so sore because of my hayfever. I'm stuck here indoors just looking through the windows.

moe
06-17-2021, 02:23 PM
Sad Sad Days for you, 144man.....:[[

144man
06-17-2021, 02:38 PM
Yeah, moe, just can't get my mojo working.

moe
06-18-2021, 01:49 PM
You Better Watch Yourself. We need you in Tippity Top condition.;)

arr&bee
06-19-2021, 10:53 AM
Testing-testing...is this thing on...anyone outthere-inthere-around there,there there -here-here..bartholome my brother???

moe
06-19-2021, 02:18 PM
Looks like R&B has somewhat hooked up with Pink Floyd.

Still waiting for an answer from Dr Mayfield!

144man
06-22-2021, 12:54 PM
R&B hooking up with Pink Floyd? I expected him to be out muddying the waters.

I didn't need a doctor, a nurse was worse, 'cos pills couldn't cure my pain. The Marvelettes turned out to be my remedy.

moe
06-25-2021, 02:22 PM
That's Why I Love You So, 144man. You know there Ain't No Cure For The Summertime Blues [except The Marvelettes].

As far as R&B is concerned Dr. Mayfield had to put an APB out for him. I wouldn't be surprised if that man is locked in his shed with some Smokestack Lightnin'.

144man
06-25-2021, 02:51 PM
If Dr Mayfield's elixir is something I can feel, hopefully it will make me sparkle.

moe
06-25-2021, 08:01 PM
Maybe it’ll make us both sparkle, 144man [ heaven knows we both need it]
But R&B remains on the loose, with no song to guide either one of us.

144man
07-07-2021, 02:12 PM
He'll be back. He's Passed This Way Before,

moe
07-07-2021, 07:12 PM
Don't Make Me No Promises, 144man. I Can't Be Satisfied..........

arr&bee
07-11-2021, 11:17 AM
Well,i'm still floating[i think]but if i'm not then i'm dreaming or am i, does anyone have the answer??? Why are there question marks when there's no existence???well????????????????????

144man
07-13-2021, 12:42 PM
Float On, Jai

arr&bee
07-13-2021, 06:42 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...am i having fun yet???-those question marks again,following me,144man sneak up on em!!

144man
07-14-2021, 11:18 AM
?e?e?e?e?e?e?e?e?e?e

Those ???s can sneak up on you with eees, R&B.

arr&bee
07-17-2021, 01:58 PM
144man-it's a strange day but then they all are,oh well i'm out,,,bye!!!

moe
07-17-2021, 03:20 PM
144man, looks like R&B has been visiting ? & the Mysterians

144man
07-17-2021, 04:40 PM
Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying.
I don't often like covers, but the Stranglers did a reasonable version, truer to the original than Thelma Houston.

moe
07-17-2021, 06:48 PM
Ahhh, poor Thelma........wished she had it all. Instead I heard she was overwhelmed by the Shadows of the NIght.........how awful!!

arr&bee
07-18-2021, 01:38 PM
Hey i flip over an over but always land here...i'm flipping out-flipp flopping !!

144man
07-24-2021, 01:30 PM
"I get knocked down,
But I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down."

Tubthumping - Chumbawumba

arr&bee
07-25-2021, 12:23 PM
I'm skating on thin ice,until i looked down and there was[gulp]no ice but i'm still skating..but get this...i don't know how to ice skate.opps!!!!

moe
07-25-2021, 02:50 PM
I Can't Turn You Loose, R&B.....ever!!

But, 144man, I have to wonder if R&B was dreaming of Pink Floyd or Jethro Tull??
What do you think?

arr&bee
07-28-2021, 05:03 PM
BUT MOE...ISN'T THIS WHOLE THING A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM LOCKED INSIDE OF DUUFUSS IMAGINATION STORED DEEP IN GRADY'S BASEMENT,HOW ELSE DO WE EXPLAIN WHAT'S NOT HERE OR IT MIGHT BE NEXT TO YOU ALL THE TIME,I'M HUNGRY,HOW BOUT A TUNA AND JELLYROLL BUN WITH A SMIDGEN OF VINEGER AND MOLDED CABBAGE DRESSING WRAPPED IN WAX PAPER WITH PORK PIE CHIPS...MOE WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT????? OF COURSE IF YOU UNDERSATND WHAT I JUST SAID....GOOD THEN YOU'RE AS SANE AS I AM...I'M FALLING-AAAaaaaHHHggggAAAHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..HUH???

144man
08-04-2021, 08:45 AM
I Can't Turn You Loose, R&B.....ever!!

But, 144man, I have to wonder if R&B was dreaming of Pink Floyd or Jethro Tull??
What do you think?

If he was living in the past, I suppose he could have been mooning [on the dark side, of course].

arr&bee
08-05-2021, 04:40 PM
We're all on a giant turntable going round an round an round,at 45rpm's...are we a hit yet-wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

moe
08-06-2021, 01:01 PM
144man,
I think R&B been listening to Billy Preston too much...........
And I still think he needs a visit from Dr Mayfield.....
Your thoughts?

arr&bee
08-06-2021, 02:10 PM
Moe...you're lookin good...[is that one of those-bouffaint's or a pony's tail???]

144man
08-11-2021, 03:21 PM
144man,
I think R&B been listening to Billy Preston too much...........
And I still think he needs a visit from Dr Mayfield.....
Your thoughts?

I think a visit from the Temptations should come first.

arr&bee
08-14-2021, 11:53 AM
The temptations...should always come first!!!

moe
08-14-2021, 06:48 PM
In your case, R&B I think 144man is right............Temptations are up first!!!
More to come........

144man
08-18-2021, 02:22 PM
Take A Stroll Through Your Mind first, and then you can Check Out Your Mind.

arr&bee
08-31-2021, 07:38 PM
144man,YOU STILL HERE??? GOOD,OF COURSE I MIGHT BE DREAMING ALL THIS...IS THIS A GOOD DREAM OR A FAIR DREAM???

moe
08-31-2021, 07:48 PM
Ask Gary Wright...

144man
09-01-2021, 07:41 AM
I suppose I'd better get weaving then.

moe
09-01-2021, 08:29 AM
.....Or take up a new hobby......

144man
09-02-2021, 02:37 PM
I've decided to take your advice and get myself a new hobby, which is putting new lyrics to old songs. My first attempt should be sung to the tune of The Temptations' "I Can't Get Next To You" and goes like this:

I
can sit down on a chair
I can keep myself alive
Just by breathing some air
I can even tell the time by looking at a clock
I can take each of my feet and put them in a sock
But my life is incomplete because instead
Oops I can't delete this thread.

CHORUS
I can't delete this thread
I can't delete this thread
I can't delete this thread
I can't delete this thread

I
can boil myself an egg
I can hop across the room
When standing on one leg
I can look in a mirror and see my own reflection
I can go out in a mask and not catch an infection
Unimportant is that, it must be said
For oops, I can't delete this thread

CHORUS

I could win the lottery
At least I've got a chance
I could get the Contours
To show me how to dance
I can erase my data
And then I can restore 'em
But there's one thing I can't do
When I'm here on the forum
Unhappy am I with all the powers I possess
But it just doesn't matter whichever key I press
I-I-I-I-I
Can't
Delete
This
Thread

{adlib and fadeout}
Now it's time to go to bed, and I can't delete this thread.
Even when I look ahead, I cannot delete this thread.
This will go on when I'm dead, I gotta delete this thread...

arr&bee
09-02-2021, 03:59 PM
144man, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY,I SMELL A HIT[of course I smell alot of stuff] WHEN YOU RICH AND INFAMOUS DON'T FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT THIS SONG!!

arr&bee
09-07-2021, 07:44 PM
144man..WHAT DIMENSION ARE WE IN???...[and don't take the fifth]!!

144man
09-10-2021, 07:15 PM
We're in the Never Say Diemension.

arr&bee
09-10-2021, 07:24 PM
144man...I'M STANDING HERE BUT THERE'S NO FLOOR BUT I'M STANDING,BUT WHEN I WALK IT'S UPSIDE DOWN...HMMMMMMMMMM???

144man
09-10-2021, 07:32 PM
After my attempt at rewriting "Ball of Confusion", I received a Cease & Desist Order which I have filed with my restraining orders. As I value my freedom, my rewrite of the Marvelettes' "Too Many Fish In the Sea " as "Too Many Pebbles On the Beach" and the Velvelettes' "Needle In A Haystack" as "Make Hay While the Sun Shines {Hay Hay Hay}" will just have to wait. I'm not sure that the world was ready for them anyway.

144man
09-10-2021, 07:34 PM
144man...I'M STANDING HERE BUT THERE'S NO FLOOR BUT I'M STANDING,BUT WHEN I WALK IT'S UPSIDE DOWN...HMMMMMMMMMM???

Seems like a normal day at the office.

arr&bee
09-11-2021, 12:52 PM
There's an office?????

moe
09-11-2021, 07:19 PM
.....Only in your mind.........

144man
09-14-2021, 07:08 AM
The officers will be along shortly.

moe
09-14-2021, 09:28 AM
Send for The Police, 144man!!!

144man
09-18-2021, 12:13 PM
The Police couldn't come, so they sent Sting instead. He took one look, then shook his head and walked away muttering under his breath about us all being spirits in the material world or something.

arr&bee
09-18-2021, 07:57 PM
144man, THIS PLACE IS A MESS...NUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE,HEHEHEHEHE!!!

144man
10-02-2021, 05:02 PM
There's a place for us...somewhere a place for us...

moe
10-02-2021, 05:07 PM
On the lower west side, 144man. Peace & quiet.........
I'll meet you there.....

No nuts:rolleyes:

144man
10-02-2021, 05:55 PM
I'll take you there, moe, and nuts aren't part of my staple[[s) diet.

arr&bee
10-03-2021, 11:15 AM
Where are you taking moe??? I'm coming too...and i'll bring the nuts!!!

moe
10-04-2021, 09:47 AM
One nut just may be enough.........

144man
10-05-2021, 06:25 PM
....to leave us shell-shocked.

moe
10-06-2021, 08:59 AM
......or we Send For The Doctor;)

arr&bee
10-09-2021, 07:39 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA...MOE YOU KNOW THAT NO REAL DOCTOR IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD COME ANYWHERE NEAR THIS PLACE...WAIT A MINUTE THIS PLACE DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST...[does it]??????????????????? MOE WHERE DID THOSE QUESTION MARKS COME FROM AND WHY ARE THEY ALL NAMED-MARK??? HMMMMMMMM!!!!!

moe
10-10-2021, 01:05 PM
Why can't you remember that you met the Marks at Greasy's?
I swear, you can't remember anything since returning from your
Fantastic Voyage.

144man
10-14-2021, 01:01 PM
Does no one remember those poor Mysterians? I think I'm going to cry 96 tears!!!!!!!!!!! [Where did all these exclamation marks come from and why are they also all named Mark?]

moe
10-14-2021, 02:02 PM
I Don't Know, 144man. As for me, I Can't Be Satisfied with "Mark" for an answer.

144man
10-14-2021, 02:47 PM
Doctor, doctor, can't you seee I'm burning, burning? Send for the Thompson Twins!!!

moe
10-15-2021, 02:21 PM
It Ain't Necessary, 144man. Just Keep It To Yourself:D

arr&bee
10-16-2021, 09:47 PM
HEY MOE,I REMEMBER THAT GUY[MARK]HE KEPT ASKING GRADY WHAT WAS IN HIS FOOD..[like Grady actually knew]...GRADY THOUGHT THAT[MARK]WAS FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

144man
10-19-2021, 12:37 PM
All very questionable.

arr&bee
10-21-2021, 04:39 PM
HEY 144man..I SEE A CROOKED LINE AND I'M GONNA FOLLOW IT!!

144man
10-22-2021, 05:01 PM
With your wonderful elixir, it's a wonder you can see anything.

moe
10-23-2021, 07:06 AM
He's always Lost In A Fog, 144man.......

arr&bee
10-23-2021, 03:19 PM
144man. YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOWTHAT THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR MAKES ME SEE THINGS THAT MOST HUMANS[OR ANIMALS]CAN'T SEE..AND MAYBE SHOULDN'T SEE...MOE I'M NOT LOST,HEHEHEHE!!!

moe
10-23-2021, 05:52 PM
Don't Want To Lose You, R&B. What else what would we do for entertainment?:D

arr&bee
10-26-2021, 07:17 PM
Moe,you'll never lose me...do you know how many scripts i have waiting for you?? Hehehehehe!!!

moe
10-27-2021, 06:58 AM
I think I better put out an alert.......Rescue Me, 144man!!!

arr&bee
10-29-2021, 04:46 PM
MAYBE 144man CAN BE YOUR LEADING MAN IN ONE OF THESE CLASSIC POLAROID CLASSICS COMING UP..HAVE HIS PEEPS CALL MY PEEPS..BUT NO[PEEPING]!!

arr&bee
10-31-2021, 12:50 PM
As marvin would say..i'm-flying high in a friendly sky,without ever touching the ground,wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!!

moe
10-31-2021, 01:51 PM
R&B, You've been flying high for as long as I've known you [& that's a long time].
Who are you trying to kid? You left before the plane did........:rolleyes:

144man
11-03-2021, 09:55 AM
I'm back. Have I missed anything?

moe
11-03-2021, 11:02 AM
As you can see.......it's been up in the sky....

144man
11-05-2021, 06:53 PM
...just like the fireworks. It's Guy Fawkes Night over here, which has coincided with Diwali this year.

arr&bee
11-07-2021, 01:41 PM
HEY 144man...I WAS GONNA JOIN YOU OVER THERE,BUT MY MIND WOULDN'T LET ME!!

144man
11-12-2021, 08:51 AM
What you doing over there when we need you over here?

arr&bee
11-14-2021, 01:06 PM
NOW AS YOU WELL KNOW144man...I'M NEITHER HERE NOR THERE,BUT NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE...I THINK!!!

moe
11-17-2021, 02:51 PM
You're probably in the shed, R&B!

arr&bee
11-21-2021, 01:38 PM
Hey moe...it's a thin line between-here an there,hehehehehe!!!

moe
11-21-2021, 03:01 PM
.......And you're the only one I know that's stuck in the middle with yourself....

arr&bee
11-24-2021, 03:29 PM
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO JOIN ME AND 144man..COME ON MOE, STEP OUTSIDE YOUR MIND AND LIVE A LITTLE.....[ of course after living down here you may not have much of a mind left, but that's the fun of this misadventure]MOE?..MOE??...MOE COME BACK HERE....[hey 144man,I didn't know that Moe could run that fast!!!]

144man
11-25-2021, 03:49 PM
You're probably in the shed, R&B!

The shed? I'm aiming for the psychedelic shack at the back of the track.

moe
11-25-2021, 07:18 PM
That's where it's at........

arr&bee
11-27-2021, 09:02 PM
Ladidadiladidadeeeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaaalouuuuuuuu.. .what!!!

144man
12-05-2021, 08:29 AM
Is that where crystal waters flow?

moe
12-05-2021, 09:12 AM
Destination Unknown, 144man........;)

arr&bee
12-06-2021, 01:06 PM
Hey moe...i just woke up at the top of a bottomless pit, and the sky is green, hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

144man
12-21-2021, 04:30 PM
Hi! You just wouldn't believe how long it took me to climb all the way to the top of the pit, but then i found myself Right Back Where I Started From.

As Walter Jackson sang, It's An Uphill Climb to the Bottom.

moe
12-22-2021, 07:07 AM
But it seems to me all R&B knows is: Bottoms Up!

I don't think Santa is stopping there, 144man...

144man
12-25-2021, 01:48 PM
Unfortunately, R&B left a glass of hooch out for Santa and he did stop there.
Something tells me there are going to be a lot of disappointed kids this year.

Merry Christmas...

arr&bee
12-25-2021, 03:05 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...disappointed?? No way,after santa left grady's he floated to those kids homes,but left his bag...has anyone seen duufuss???

arr&bee
12-31-2021, 12:15 PM
THIS JUST IN...DUUFUSS HAS BEEN SIGHTED FLYING OVER DA HOOD IN SANTAS STIOLEN SLEIGH..AND HE'S SPEEDING TOO...[that boy ain't right]!!

moe
12-31-2021, 12:43 PM
So who's gonna catch him? He's probably speeding due to that fuel that came from the shed!

arr&bee
01-04-2022, 04:08 PM
This just in...a squard of jet fighters were sighted chashing duufuss in the stolen sleigh...but they couldn't catch him!!

144man
01-12-2022, 01:52 PM
I went up ahead chasing duufuss. Been waiting here 18 days for you to catch up with me.

moe
01-12-2022, 02:00 PM
Isn't It A Pity, 144man?

144man
01-12-2022, 03:03 PM
Eventually, All Things Must Pass.

moe
01-12-2022, 03:05 PM
I Guess That's Just The Way It Is.....

144man
01-12-2022, 03:25 PM
Phil Collins or Bruce Hornsby?

moe
01-12-2022, 04:25 PM
Home On [[Bruce's) Range:D

arr&bee
01-13-2022, 05:15 PM
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO THIS YEAR?????? [darn question marks always popping up]MOE THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR YEAR, WE GONNA GET BACK UP ON THE SILVER SCREENDOOR, DA HOOD IS OVERDUE FOR ONE OF OUR POLAROID CLASSICS AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE YEAR...STAY TUNED!

moe
01-13-2022, 05:22 PM
Find a cure for Covid, first.

arr&bee
01-17-2022, 06:41 PM
FIND THE CURE??...I HAVE IT HERE...[but the government won't listen]JUST ONE SIP OF THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR AND NOTHING CAN TOUCH YOU..OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T FEEL IT ANYHOW...BUT WHO LISTENS TO ME!!!!

arr&bee
02-08-2022, 05:00 PM
144man,where you at? Or am i even here,sometimes it's hard to tell...bartoleme my brother???

moe
02-09-2022, 07:50 AM
R&B, you are predictably unpredictable. .......
Now...don't forget about the Super Bowl Sunday. Get to your shed & make some hooch.

144man
02-10-2022, 01:13 PM
For those in the UK, Super Bowl is on BBC 1 on Sunday 13 February at 11.30pm GMT.
It's about an alien flower-dish that was sent to the Earth for safety from the planet Krypton minutes before it failed to explode:confused:

moe
02-10-2022, 03:49 PM
That would be enough to get R&B out of his shed.
Is the alien flower dish a Ram or a Bengal?

arr&bee
02-11-2022, 12:35 PM
Now moe, you know that i have...elves,fairies,leprachans,witches,ghouls,spi rits..working overtime to make sure that this wonderful elixur is available 24-7 and as you well know,one sip and you won't know if it's the superbowl or the invasion of normandy,hehehehehe...enjoy the game my superstar!!!

144man
02-11-2022, 02:30 PM
That would be enough to get R&B out of his shed.
Is the alien flower dish a Ram or a Bengal?

We'd all like to know that.