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pshark
03-18-2011, 01:22 PM
She Loves Youtube -The Beatles
That's The Way Of The Web -Earth Wind & Fire
Tweeting On The Midnight Train To Georgia -Gladys Knight & The Pips
I Just Text To Say I Love You -Stevie Wonder
If Texting You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right -Luther Ingram
Text Me -Blondie
Solar Power -James Brown
Say It Loud, I'm Green And I'm Proud -James Brown
Why Can't We Be Facebook Friends -WAR
Gangster Of Blog -Johnny Guitar Watson
The Revolution Will Not Be Youtubed -Gil Scott-Heron
Texting On The Dock Of The Bay -Otis Redding
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Youtube -Frankie Valli
With A Little Help From My Facebook Friends -The Beatles
Eshop Around -The Miracles
Smiling Emoticons Sometimes -Undisputed Truth
Flash Drive -Parliament
Motherboard Connection -Parliament
Once You Get Logged On -Rufus f/Chaka Khan
Got To Get You Into My Social Network -The Beatles
The Long And Winding Thread -The Beatles
Funky Computer Worm - Ohio Players
Online Games People Play -Spinners

arrr&bee
03-18-2011, 04:58 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaa,i think you got something here...the way you text the things you do-the temps...keep on texing-eddie kendricks...baby i need your email-the four tops...when a man emails a woman-percy sledge...my text is coming in-walter jackson...online sally-wilson pickett...river of cable-gene chandler...text me-aretha...that's what cable is made of-the miracles...let the gigabites roll-the drifters...look over your email-the o'jays...you can't text me no more-gene chandler...on my password of honor-the platters.

pshark
03-19-2011, 08:20 PM
Thanks RNB
Heres some more

Free Your Memory And Your Assess Will Follow -Funkadelic
Standing On The Verge Of Logging On -Funkadelic
Up For The Download - Parliament
You And IPhone - Rick James
For God's Sake, Give More Power To The Internet Users - Chi-Lites
Have You Tweet Her - Chi-Lites
Play With Firefox - Rolling Stones
We Are The World Wide Web - USA For Africa
Paypal To The Piper - Chairmen Of The Board
People Make The World Wide Web Go Round - The Stylistics
A Real Motherboard For Ya -Johnny Guitar Watson
Funk Beyond The Call Of Duty PS3 -Johnny Guitar Watson
Love To Love Youtube Baby -Donna Summer

soulster
03-20-2011, 12:41 AM
Aw man! I love it! Kee 'em coming!

And, War has already done "Why Can't We un-friend" on one of those late night TV shows.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vl-kYbgCsI

uptight
03-20-2011, 02:17 AM
I Can't Get Text To You - Temptations
Wanna Be Bloggin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson
Little Red Hybrid - Prince & The Revolution
All Along The Cell Phone Tower - Jimi Hendryx
5-10-15-20-25-30 Years of Using The Same PIN Number - The Presidents

pshark
03-20-2011, 04:15 PM
Will do Soulster. Do you wanna play along? Funny vid btw, Ineed to post that on my FB page. Thanks
Uptight, good ones, but who are The Presidents? I googled and came up with zilch.
Get The Funk Out Ma Facebook -Brothers Johnson
Watching Youtube -Slave
The Spam -Graham Central Station
Let's Get It Online -Marvin Gaye
Spamming -Bob Marley
Troll On -The Yardbirds
Googling On A Sunday Afternoon -The Rascals

soulster
03-20-2011, 04:58 PM
I'm not so good at this, but i'll try:

Spamming - Teena Marie
Hangin' On the Cell Phone - Blondie
Text Me- Al Green
You'll Never Find Another Blog Like Mine - Lou Rawls
634-57.net - Wilson Pickett
Beachwood457.com - The Marvellettes
Gas Is High - Commodores
I Don't Want To Spoil The tea Party - The Beatles

MadLad
03-20-2011, 05:03 PM
Aw man! I love it! Kee 'em coming!

And, War has already done "Why Can't We un-friend" on one of those late night TV shows.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vl-kYbgCsI

I wouldn't really call that group "War" if you want to hear "War" you have to listen to the Lowrider Band cuz that's really "War"!

pshark
03-20-2011, 05:11 PM
True but unfortunately Jerry Golddiggerstein owns the name.

sophisticated_soul
03-20-2011, 07:38 PM
I Can't Help My Cell - Four Tops
Back In My Five Again - Supremes
Text Me For A Little While - Evie Sands
I Want Your Fax - Jackson 5
Verizon Of The Dolls - Dionne Warwick
Text Him - The Exciters
Disconnected Inferno - The Trammps
Un-friend My Heart - Toni Braxton

cdiii
03-20-2011, 08:09 PM
This kinda fits, only because I'm listening to the song:

"Wanna Be Textin' Something," Michael Jackson

Charles

oldiesmusicfan
03-20-2011, 08:41 PM
Hi Pshark,

These are great, laughing out loud at some of them.

The Presidents -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRNeTCCnFe0

I know you know it!

Oldies

pshark
03-20-2011, 09:06 PM
Aww, thanks Oldies! Yeah I know the song. Thats the kind of slow jams I dig. Just never knew the artists.
Thanks again

soulster
03-20-2011, 09:49 PM
True but unfortunately Jerry Golddiggerstein owns the name.

And there's still one original member left.

MadLad
03-20-2011, 10:02 PM
And there's still one original member left.

what he and Jerry did was pretty messed up. Taking the name and money out of the other original members pockets.

sophisticated_soul
03-21-2011, 12:25 AM
The Tracfone Of My Tears - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

sunshineonacloudyday
03-21-2011, 12:38 AM
An email To Myself : The Chi-Lites

gary_james
03-21-2011, 10:09 AM
Baby I'm For Reality Shows - The Originals

I Say A Little Prayer, But Not In School - Dionne Warwick/Aretha Franklin

arrr&bee
03-21-2011, 11:06 AM
My fax-the temps..i'm still texing-patti labelle and the blubelles..nothing's too good for my microwave-stevie wonder..it's a man's man's man's bigscreen-jb..this old computer of mine-the isley bros...you microwaved too long-the stairsteps..look at me i'm online-the moments..cable wire-martha and the vandellas..let's google,let's google,lets google-hank ballard..look over your email-the o'jays.

uptight
03-21-2011, 12:01 PM
Google Wonderland - EWF
Let's Google Tonight - EWF
Lookin' Through Windows 98 - Jackson 5
Dancing E-Machine - Jackson 5
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Facebook - Roberta Flack
Funky MySpace Reincarnation - Marvin Gaye
Oooh, Baby, eBay, eBay - The Miracles

arrr&bee
03-21-2011, 01:13 PM
I'll always love my cd's-the intruders..ain't too proud to text-the temps..billie jean is not my screename-mj.

sophisticated_soul
03-21-2011, 01:23 PM
Just Ain't Enough Ram - Isley Brothers
Going To A Google - Smokey/Miracles
Land Of A 1000 Pop Ups - Wilson Pickett

arrr&bee
03-21-2011, 01:27 PM
just ain't enough ram - isley brothers
going to a google - smokey/miracles
land of a 1000 pop ups - wilson pickettgoing to a google-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

sophisticated_soul
03-21-2011, 01:30 PM
Or how about the artists:

Joe Text
Jimmy Web
Internet Funnicello
Cell Tower of Power
Ice-T-Mobile

sophisticated_soul
03-21-2011, 03:04 PM
going to a google-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Jai, I also considered "Away We A Google" and "Supremes A Google".:cool:

nysister
03-21-2011, 03:46 PM
Reach Out and Text Somebody Man, Make This World A Better Place If You Can.

Everybody was Tweeting, Tweeting, Tweeting The Night Away!!!

mr soul
03-21-2011, 05:16 PM
Check Out Your e-mail - Impressions
[A variation on Pshark theme] Let's Get It On facebook - Marvin Gaye
From A Whisper To A Tweet - Allen Toussaint
[I Want Internet] Security - Otis Redding
Facebook Up To The Truth - Doris Troy
Let The Music Play Station - Barry White
A Groovy Kindle Of Love - Patti LaBelle & Her Blue Belles
Don't Let Me Download - Beatles
[I Can't Get No] Internet Connection - Rolling Stones
Rama Lama Ding Dongle - Edsels
Leopard-Skin Pill-XBox Hat - Bob Dylan
The Night Youtube Murdered Love - ABC

sophisticated_soul
03-21-2011, 05:25 PM
^LOL! From A Whisper To A Tweet. Excellent! I wish I'd thought that one up.

PhotoShop Around - The Miracles
Live Wireless - Martha & The VanDELLas
Please Mr. Web Master - The Marvelettes
McAfee's Monkey - Smokey/Miracles
End Of The www - Skeeter Davis

gary_james
03-21-2011, 05:34 PM
PS3 I Love You - The Beatles

Mr. Bluetooth - The Fleetwoods

mr soul
03-21-2011, 06:18 PM
Tweets [Gettin' Louder] - Jackie Wilson
I Can't Get Text To You - Temptations
Love On A Two-Way Tweet - Moments

midnight johnny
03-21-2011, 10:53 PM
"Quickensand"-Martha and the Vandellas

gary_james
03-22-2011, 12:04 AM
Blackberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Blackberry Letter 23 - Brothers Johnson

mr soul
03-22-2011, 01:30 AM
Interesting does that mean "Blackberry Way" - Move, was nearly 40 years ahead of it's time.

I Get High On Youtube - Sly & The Family Stone

On an album note:

"Songs In The Keyboard Of Life - Stevie Wonder

"What's Going On My I-Pod - Marvin Gaye

& Artists

Chairman of the Motherboard

Manic Tweet Preachers

OK if I've lost the plot please forgive me & note...it's 5.30am here & I can't sleep...furthermore I've got to go to work in two hours...boo hoo hoo!

uptight
03-22-2011, 04:09 AM
Touch-Screen In The Morning - Diana Ross
Hard Drive Drunk - Stevie Wonder
Theme from The Silicone Valley of Dolls - Dionne Warwick
Message To Recycle - Dionne Warwick
The De-ionized Waters of March - Carlos Antonio Jobim
Jimmy Mac[[intosh) - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
Fax of Love - Jeff Lorber

gary_james
03-22-2011, 09:50 AM
A Hard Drive's a-Gonna Fall - Bob Dylan

soulster
03-22-2011, 10:12 AM
Touch-Screen In The Morning - Diana Ross


How about Text Me In The Morning - Diana Ross

pshark
03-22-2011, 07:31 PM
Check Out Your e-mail - Impressions
[A variation on Pshark theme] Let's Get It On facebook - Marvin Gaye
From A Whisper To A Tweet - Allen Toussaint
[I Want Internet] Security - Otis Redding
Facebook Up To The Truth - Doris Troy
Let The Music Play Station - Barry White
A Groovy Kindle Of Love - Patti LaBelle & Her Blue Belles
Don't Let Me Download - Beatles
[I Can't Get No] Internet Connection - Rolling Stones
Rama Lama Ding Dongle - Edsels
Leopard-Skin Pill-XBox Hat - Bob Dylan
The Night Youtube Murdered Love - ABC
I was trying to think up one for "Satisfaction". That was a good one Mr Soul


Off The Firewall -Michael Jackson
Cyberdelic Shack -Temptations
Atomic Blog -George Clinton
Can Your Monkey Do The Blog -Rufus Thomas
Text Around And Fell In Love -Elvin Bishop
Little Green Apple Ipads - Roger Miller
What Am I Gonna Do With Youtube -Barry White
Playing Your Wii Fitness Game, Baby -Barry White
One Bad Apple Software -Osmond Brothers
Superman Blogger -Johnny Guitar Watson
The Blog You Save -Jackson 5
Light My Firewall -The Doors
I Want To Be Virus Free -Ohio Players
Sombody's Watching Youtube -Sly & The Family Stone
Somebody's Cyberwatching Me -Rockwell
Love In Perfect eHarmony -Fatback
Got To Get My Hands On Some [[E-Money) -Fatback
Super Slow System -Heatwave
Why Can't We Be Bloggers -Lamont Dozier
Smiley Faces Sometimes -Undisputed Truth
Boot It On Reggae Woman -Stevie Wonder
Get Downloads Tonight -KC & The Sunshine Band
On Broadband -The Drifters
I Wanna Know Your Screen Name -The Intruders
Who Is He [[And What Is He To Youtube)? -Bill Withers
Cheaper To Tweet Her -Johnnie Taylor
Bandwidth On The Run -Paul MCCartney & Wings
Harper Valley PDA -Dolly Parton
My World Is Empty Without Youtube -Supremes
Resolution -The Beatles
Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On Ebay -Funkadelic

As for artists goes, how bout Blu Ray Charles?

uptight
03-23-2011, 12:06 AM
...Or how 'bout those Ultraviolet Ray-Lettes?

Soundcloud Nine - Temptations
YouSendIt - Sam Cooke
LMAO Boy - Mary Wells
My BF's Back - The Angels
Cyberwoman [[Where Were You When I Needed You) - Stevie Wonder

sunshineonacloudyday
03-23-2011, 12:29 AM
Let's Get Sirius - Jermaine Jackson
Prenup On Love - Stevie Wonder
Friend Lover Woman Domestic Partner - O.C. Smith

uptight
03-23-2011, 01:43 AM
"Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On Ebay -Funkadelic" -- Good one!

Interplanet Janet [[Jackson) has been a favorite artist of mine.

Here Comes The Sunscreen - Beatles
Sunscreen - Gordon Light
I'm Wishing on A Starbucks - Rose Royce
[[Gonna Put It In The) Craigs List - The Honey Cone

gary_james
03-23-2011, 11:26 AM
A Crib Is Not A Home - Dionne Warwick

Leader Of The Posse - Shangri-Las

mr soul
03-23-2011, 04:11 PM
Pop-up on Cripple Creek - Band
I Got Up-loaded - Robert Cray Band
The Flash Player - First Choice
Two Lovers Web History - Mary Wells
Software & Wet - Prince
You Sure Drive A Hardware Bargain - Albert King
Say It Ain't Sokudo - Weezer
Sat In Your Laptop - Kate Bush

pshark
03-23-2011, 06:27 PM
I Got U-Verse, Baby -Sonny & Cher
He's Got The Whole World In His Hand Held Device

tamla617
03-23-2011, 08:22 PM
i wanna be freecom........ deniece williams
rodeo hard drive.............crusaders
love you saved ..............jackson five
sitting on the dock of the ebay.........otis
these i players................jr walkers
photoshop......................ringo star
lol,lmao, said the clown.........manfred mann
afkap charming................adam ant
24/7..............................chicago
no fly zone no cry............bob marley
jumpin jack flash drive.......stones
kilobyte queen..................queen

destruction
03-23-2011, 08:56 PM
A lot of these are really http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2011-03-20_1268537040708074/tv/simpsons/burns/excellent.wav

mr soul
03-24-2011, 11:11 AM
River Deep Mountain High Definition - Ike & Tina Turner
Phisherman's Blues - Waterboys
Paypal The Piper - Chairman Of The Board
Social Network Disease - Elton John
Born Under A Bad Sign-in - Albert King

tamla617
03-24-2011, 05:51 PM
itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot.com bikini...........no idea who did it!
my smile is just a frown turned upside download..............carolyn crawford
smiling facebook..................temptations
software did you go.............fourtops
behind a painted smiley.........isleys
chip ahoy............................o'jays
5 digits of death..................bunny sigler
do it 'till your satisfied..........BT.COM
email sam...........................t rex
7 forums of gloom................fourtops
wii are the champions...........queen
mobile lil.............................martha reeves etc.
livin' in a xbox......................livin' in a xbox
we close our i players............go west
youtube .............................marvin gaye
the letter............................the skybox tops
love bites............................hi-def leppard
she's deleted........................hall and oates
devil disc drive.....................suzi quatro
born in the usb.....................bruce springsteen

sophisticated_soul
03-24-2011, 07:24 PM
Baby It's Mac - Diana DOS

stephanie
03-24-2011, 08:09 PM
Gosh this is fun


Laptop Letters in the sand -Pat Boone
Facebooks of Love - Dennis Yost and the Classic Four
Ram up and Jelly Tight - Tommy Roe
Libyas Mother - Dr Hook and his Medicine Show
Wi Fi Must We Fall in Love - Supremes and the Temptations
Aint no Graphic High Enough - Diana Ross
SMS Stop her on Sight - Edwin Start
Text to Me- Stevie Nicks

gary_james
03-24-2011, 09:42 PM
Love Of The Common Peeps - The Winstons

Peeps Make The World Go Round - The Stylistics

You've Got A Homie - James Taylor

sophisticated_soul
03-24-2011, 11:11 PM
My Computer's Got A Glich In It - Ricky Nelson
Lollipopups - The Chordettes
Don't Go Crashing My Hard Drive - Elton John
Everybody's Got The Right To Post - The Supremes
Ring Of Firewall - Johnny Cash
Achy Breaky Hard Drive - Billy Ray Sirrus
Rebootylicious - Destiny's Child
She's Out Of My Five- Michael Jackson
OO Wii Baby, I Love You - Fred Hughes
Don't Let My Computer Go Down On Me - Elton John