Do you need a good laugh?

[edafan]

Here they are:

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[marv2]

LOL! Those are funny, hehehehehehehe!

[robb_k]

here they are:
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:p:p:p

[arr&bee]

Now that's entertainment-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[luke]

Lol. Thanks. Thanks I needed that!

[edafan]

Happy Bunny Day


edafan

[edafan]

Here is one more.

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edafan

[edafan]

Here is another a lot of us can relate to

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[edafan]

Here is a funny basketball story.

Sideline Chatter:
Havlicek stole the ball
and Larry Bird's bravado

Havlicek vs. Bird: who wins? Turns out it was Hondo by TKO.

The two Celtics legends whose NBA careers missed overlapping by two years once went one-on-one anyway after Bird, 16 1/2 years Havlicek's junior, bragged he would have dominated had the two ever played.

As Havlicek, who died Thursday at 79, once told The Boston Globe: "I said, 'Fine, let's go right now.' I made a swipe for the ball, but in doing so I hit him in a very tender spot. He went down and stayed down for a good two minutes.

"I said, 'That's it. You lose. You aren't tough enough to have played in my day.' "

[edafan]

Here is another.

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[edafan]

Here is another Johnny Unitas vs Herman Munster
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edafan

[edafan]

Here is another one NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
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How much will it cost daddy?


edafan

[robb_k]

Here is another one NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
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How much will it cost daddy?
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Oars are very expensive these days, 2nd highest after hockey sticks. I played hockey in Manitoba through Midget, into Junior A. If I were to go that far today, I'd have had to sell drugs to finance my equipment and ice fees. :cool: I'd have had to get a scholarship to even attend university [[whereas, I attended UCLA, and U. of B.C. for absolutely no money from 1965-1972).

[edafan]

Here is another one

ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes a story of a couple who drove their car to the mall, only to have their car break down in the lot. The man told the wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across at all the people, and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by watching.
The mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

edafan

[edafan]

Here is another one
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and one more

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[edafan]

one more

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one more

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[edafan]

Here is one more

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here is one more

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[edafan]

Here is one more


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and my last one for now

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[edafan]

Here's one

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edafan

[marv2]

Here is another one NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
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How much will it cost daddy?



edafan

Oh that's a good one! LOL!!!!

[edafan]

another one

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[edafan]

Here's one more
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[nativeNY63]

Here is one more
"You bought Bigfoot into my home, in front of my chillrun?"

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and my last one for now

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"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam..."

[nativeNY63]

Here is one more
'Imma have to charge you extra for the one wit the horns, ma'am.'
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here is one more

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'I think this was a moose-stake.

[nativeNY63]

Here is one more.

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edafan
And those high falutin' GMOs!!

[nativeNY63]

Here's one more
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edafan
Him: Old battle ax!
Her: Grumpy old man!!

[edafan]

I thought I should post this photo.
No Caption needed
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edafan

[nativeNY63]

I thought I should post this photo.
No Caption needed
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edafan
Sorry, edafan, I couldn't resist - "Thank you. Thank you very much".

[edafan]

Sorry, edafan, I couldn't resist - "Thank you. Thank you very much".


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Which one is saying it?

edafan

[nativeNY63]

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Which one is saying it?

edafan
Elvis! Supposedly, he used to make that expression alot, according to old school comedians.

[edafan]

Here is another one

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[marv2]

Here's one more
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edafan

I love this one ! LOL!!!!

[marv2]

I thought I should post this photo.
No Caption needed
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edafan

I remember when this meeting happened. It was big news back in the day.

[arr&bee]

here's one more
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edafanmy wife and i had that conversation just the other day!

[edafan]

CAN YOU GUESS WHO THESE 4 ARE ?

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[marv2]

CAN YOU GUESS WHO THESE 4 ARE ?

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edafan

This first one is Henry VIII

[sansradio]

CAN YOU GUESS WHO THESE 4 ARE ?

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edafan

#3: Freddie Mercury?

[edafan]

Correct for #1 Henry VIII & #3 Freddie Mercury

edafan

[nativeNY63]

#2 Stan Laurel & #4 Picachu?

[edafan]

#2 Stan Laurel & #4 Picachu?

no
although #2 does look like Stan Laurel
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[edafan]

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[nativeNY63]

no
although #2 does look like Stan Laurel
edafan
A slimmed down W.C. Fields &Picachu?

[edafan]

Nice Tries

#2 Winston Churchill: the cigar should have been a give away altho it doesn't resemble W C

#4 The Lock Ness Monster

edafan

[sansradio]

Nice Tries

#2 Winston Churchill: the cigar should have been a give away altho it doesn't resemble W C

#4 The Lock Ness Monster

edafan

I would never have guessed Churchill without the potbelly!

[edafan]

Here is another Elvis pic with Jackie Wilson
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I have an Elvis story. My next door neighbor growing up in Lynn MA was a trumpet player. We both played in Lou Ames concert band. He told me that once he played in a band backing up Elvis Presley. I said, " You knew Elvis, WOW" He said Elvis was the nicest person, but everyone else around him was a ****** [[ put the worst word you can think of there ). Elvis loved to get everyone around the piano, & have everyone sing gospel songs.

edafan

[edafan]

Cartoonist fired for this cartoon
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NO HUMOR here,
but THE TRUTH is here.

edafan

[edafan]

WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO GIGS ANYWHERE?

U.S.48 mins ago
Oregon man captivates cows with saxophone serenade in viral video

go to Yahoo


edafan

[marv2]

no
although #2 does look like Stan Laurel
edafan

IS #2 Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh?

[marv2]

Here is another Elvis pic with Jackie Wilson
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I have an Elvis story. My next door neighbor growing up in Lynn MA was a trumpet player. We both played in Lou Ames concert band. He told me that once he played in a band backing up Elvis Presley. I said, " You knew Elvis, WOW" He said Elvis was the nicest person, but everyone else around him was a ****** [[ put the worst word you can think of there ). Elvis loved to get everyone around the piano, & have everyone sing gospel songs.

edafan

Both of my grandparents knew Elvis and his family. My grandfather and Elvis' uncle use to work together in Saltillo, MS. As a kid I would play around and on top of the little white house that Elvis was born in. As an adult my grandfather took me inside. It is now a museum.

[edafan]

IS #2 Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh?

no #2 is Winston Churchill

edafan

[edafan]

I thought this was kind of funny.

BROTHERTON: HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY
BY BILL BROTHERTON| July 1, 2019
It’s the morning of July 2, 1777 and John and Abigail Adams are sitting at the kitchen table in their Braintree home, sipping a mug of Dunkin’ regular and munching on a Dolly Madison coffee cake. “How big of a crowd are we having for our Fourth of July cookout,” asked Abigail.
“Well babe, I got RSVPs from Tommy Jefferson, who’s bringing his wife Martha and lady friend Sally Hemings. Jimmy Monroe’s coming solo, and Benji Franklin and his baby mama …” “I don’t know why you always invite that blowhard Franklin. You and he always get into disagreements about something or other, especially after he’s had a few of your Cousin Samuel’s summer ales. I’d tell him to go fly a kite, but that’s just me.”
John takes a slug of coffee and stares at the to-do list Abigail has placed in front of him. “There’s a lot here, babe. I see you want me to paint the house. By July 4. I don’t think even the Continental Congress could make that happen.”
“Well, you’ve been dawdling for months John. Please do the porch, at least. I’d like the house to shine. White. A big white house. I’m sick of watching the neighbors shake their heads in disgust and flip us the bird every time they ride by.”
“Gimme a break, babe. It’s a legal holiday. A day off from the rat race. No work allowed. Like Super Bowl Sunday.” John thinks a minute. “OK. I’ll paint the porch. But first, I have to ride up to tax-free New Hampshire to buy sparklers, bottle rockets and assorted fireworks.”
“You better call John Hancock to make sure our insurance covers ‘blown-off fingers,'” interjects Abigail, rolling her eyes. John continues. “Then I have to go to Ye Olde Market Basket to purchase foodstuffs for our party. Their parking lot will be packed; I hope I can find a good spot to hitch up the horse and buggy.”
Abigail smiles. “Thank you for agreeing to paint the porch, hon. It’s only fair. It’ll take me forever to clean the house, especially with that clumsy kerosene-powered Herbert Hoover Vacuum with that damned hose that always kinks up. Vacuuming sucks.”
John grabs a quill pen and dips the tip in ink, and adds a trip to Walmart to his to-do list. “I’ll have to scrape the porch bare before I paint. Comments on Yelp praise the new Bernie™ sanders. I’ll buy one of those,” he mutters to himself. “And I’ll put up red, white and blue bunting, too.”
Abigail asks about the menu. “Well, Cousin Sammy’s bringing the booze: Boston Lager, Porch Rocker and Sam ’76. The ABV is really low on those; it’ll be tough to get a good buzz on. Perhaps I should stop at the packie and buy a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon whisky.
“Of course, we’ll have Boston baked beans, steak tips, bison burgers, Nathan’s Famous Skinless Beef Franks. Maybe we’ll have a hotdog-eating contest to keep things fun; that’d be a swell Independence Day tradition. I already picked up chips and munchies, and Joe Frogger molasses cookies.”
John could not contain his excitement. “For starters, I thought I’d barbecue some piping plover. There are nests of those critters all over the yard. I know it’s illegal to disturb them, but I don’t care. Nothing’s yummier than piping hot plover.” “And there will be numerous festive games: badminton, cornhole, sack races, a huge bonfire at midnight,” he continues. “We’ll have an Independence Day-joke contest. I’ve been practicing mine: ‘Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom,’ ‘What did the pirate say when he got his Fourth of July firecrackers? Ahoy M-80.’ ‘Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because his Tesla was in the shop.’ “
“And I’ve hired a band, Paul Revere and the Raiders, to perform rocking versions of ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy,’ ‘God Bless America,’ ‘Stars and Stripes Forever,’ and Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road.’ Huzzah!” However your family celebrates Independence Day, have fun and recognize how fortunate we are to live in America.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...dang,i shoulda come up with those [histerical]facts..happy fourth!!

[edafan]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...dang,i shoulda come up with those [histerical]facts..happy fourth!!

I thought it was funny in a different type of way


edafan

[edafan]

Here's another one:
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[marv2]

Here's another one:
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edafan

hehehehehehehehehe........ I miss him!

[nativeNY63]

" I tell ya, I get no respect!" A comedic maestro. Still remember saying "Back to School". Classic Dangerfield. Whole movie on YouTube.

[edafan]

WHEN YOU LIE ON YOUR RESUME, BUT YOU STILL GET THE JOB
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POLICE DOG






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[edafan]

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[marv2]

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what kind of dogs are those?

[arr&bee]

Sleepy ones...hehe!!

[lockhartgary]

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Rodney Dangerfield

[sansradio]

"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley

[edafan]

"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Rodney Dangerfield

very good contributions

edafan

[marv2]

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Rodney Dangerfield

hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

[marv2]

Sleepy ones...hehe!!

They look like part dog, part piglet. LOL!

[lockhartgary]

"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley

When I lived in Jersey, there was a sign in a local establishment that read:

Our credit manager's name is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.

[edafan]

When I lived in Jersey, there was a sign in a local establishment that read:

Our credit manager's name is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.

"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley

very good

edafan

[edafan]

A FUNNY STORY
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

[edafan]

There are just too many joke lines I could add to this

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[edafan]

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[arr&bee]

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edafanhaaaaaaaaaaaa,good one!

[edafan]

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[edafan]

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[nativeNY63]

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edafan
Living Legend, Rich Little has that title now.
These two have 200 voices each: Frank Caliendo & Jay Pharaoh.

[edafan]

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all of the above

edafan

[edafan]

Whoever thought to do this is a genius
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[marv2]

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edafan

That is true. The next time she probably saw him was in a jar of Jiffy Peanut Butter! hehehehehehehehehehe!

[marv2]

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all of the above

edafan

About half of those things are true for me.

[edafan]

Kip Adotta dies.
One of Addotta’s last Facebook posts this month showed his sometimes bizarre sense of humor.
Addotta wrote, “An elderly couple is walking along when a pigeon flys [sic] over and drops one right on the old lady’s head. She says oh my god, get me some toilet paper. He says, what the hell for, he’s a half mile away by now!”
He captured his career in the autobiography, "Confessions of a Comedian."

[marv2]

Kip Adotta dies.
One of Addotta’s last Facebook posts this month showed his sometimes bizarre sense of humor.
Addotta wrote, “An elderly couple is walking along when a pigeon flys [sic] over and drops one right on the old lady’s head. She says oh my god, get me some toilet paper. He says, what the hell for, he’s a half mile away by now!”
He captured his career in the autobiography, "Confessions of a Comedian."

I remember Kip Adotta from the Tonight Show. This was funny. LOL! RIP KIP!

[edafan]

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[marv2]

I thought I'd are something that made me laugh! From SCTV LOL!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMhA8Ye3x8

[edafan]

Doctor's Orders
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[edafan]

FIND X

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edafan

a math teacher

[robb_k]

A FUNNY STORY
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

;););););)

[lockhartgary]

Saw this one today on Facebook:

[edafan]

Here's another funny:
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[edafan]

Here's A Good One
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edafan

[robb_k]

Here is one more

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here is one more

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Back in the early 1950s we moved from Winnipeg's north side to a newly built housing tract in a northwest suburb. We had moose in our backyard[[which backed up on a creek). We were the last street in our town, on the other side of the creek was forest. It was a bull moose, who trampled all over our vegetable garden, and ruined it. We aren't a hunting family, so we didn't have a rifle to shoot into the air to scare it away. So, knowing that it was a bull 1100 -1200 lbs, and might charge one of us if we tried to chase it away with noise or throwing rocks at it[[not a good idea), as it might kick us, knock us to the ground, and trample the person to death, we had to sit at our window, and watch it ruin our vegetable garden. Then, we were told by neighbours to ring chickenwire around the vegetable areas, and douse the area's perimeter with deer and moose repellent. We and our neighbours were all new to that area, and hadn't expected moose to invade the built-up area.

[robb_k]

I tried to re-enter the original poster's [[Edafan's) picture of the moose in the swimming pools, but it won't show. :mad:

[lockhartgary]

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[lockhartgary]

Here's another funny:
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This is one time I would say "NO!" to the question: "Would you like to have something to eat or drink?"

[edafan]

ROBIN WILLIAMS AS A CHEERLEADER
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