TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[juicefree20]

TESTING...TESTING...ONE...TWO...THREE

image{1}

I guess that you can't do that the old-fashioned way

Never mind!

Now, how in the world do I delete this thread!!?!

Sure would like to be able to delete this puppy!

Somehow, that's not quite the old code that we used to use for uploading pics.

Maybe it might have been wiser had I tested this in the old sandbox???

At the moment, this is looking just a wee bit ridiculous & worst of all...

I STILL CAN'T DELETE THIS!!!

So much for my intelligent quotient!

Still would love to delete this thread!

Maybe if I try it like this
\image{whatever,whatever"}.....

Let's see how that works out...

NOPE!!! That's not it!

Hmmmmm...well then, maybe this...

\image{blah,blah,blah}

YEAH...RIGHT!!!

One mo' 'gin...

/image{gettin' dumber all da time}

So much for that stroke of genius!!

Maybe, this will be the answer...

image\{oh foolish one}

Like I really believed it would work!

I REALLY think that it's time to go to bed!

[tamla617]

i'm ignoring it.and it will disappear!

[arrr&bee]

You mean that this is not an actual post,hmmmm sure looks real to me tell ya what i'll reply to this post just for the heck of it now the fact that it has no redeeming value is if no consiquence to me heck i have no redeeming value[trust me on this one i once tried to turn myself in to see if i had any redeeming value and they turned me away at the door]so i'm replying to whatever this post stands for[as long as i don't have to give money or be serious]then it's all good,so juice let's rap about nothing...sounds good to me!!!

[juicefree20]

Tamla617:

And I appreciate your kind gesture. I guess that this thread is the equivalent to the age-old question, "If a tree falls in the forest & there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Maybe if no one sees this thread, it won't really exist.

Either way, I was trying to see if we could upload pictures like we used to, I forgot the old code & then I wanted to delete the thread.

HOWEVER...due to some conspiracy [[oh yes...I KNOW that it's a conspiracy), it refuses to allow me to delete this thread because it wants to make sure that I'm embarassed. It's out to destroy me, why? I really don't know, but its intentions are obvious to me.

I don't know what I've ever done, don't know the motivation behind it, but it seems bound & determined for my ineptitude to remain here on display for all to see. Perhaps that wouldn't be the first time, but still...that's no reason & it ain't fair at all!

It's just more proof of a conspiracy by...

THE MAN!!!

NO JUSTICE...NO DELETE!!!

[juicefree20]

R&B:

Most folks believe that I ain't been saying S*$% for years.

Hmmmm....perhaps they're onto something, so why should this thread be any different?

Let the nothingness begin!

You got some $&%$ to say?

I ain't got nothin'!!!

I wonder how do you win a contest if no one's saying nothing?

I guess that this will be the thread for those who have nothing to say!

[juicefree20]

Well, it's 3:39 a.m. & other than goodnight, I don't have squat to say!

[arrr&bee]

OH NO YOU DON'T,WE GONNA TALK ABOUT NOTHING IF IT TAKES NO TIME AT ALL NOW AS LONG AS SOMEBODY IS SAYING SOMETHING THEN IT CAN'T BE NOTHING BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO TYPE SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU TYPED NOTHING THEN THE SPACE WOULD BE BLANK AND WE CAN'T HAVE BLANK SPACES[ALTHOUGH I'M TOLD THAT MY MIND HAS BEEN BLANK FOR YEARS,BUT WHAT DO THOSES PHYCHIATRIST KNOW]SO WHAT'S UP..DOE DE DOE DE DOE LALALALALALA,I'M JUST KEEPING THE NOTHINGNESS GOING BUT IT AIN'T REALLY NOTHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT BUT WE GOT WORDS OVER HERE[Jai come away from here this instant and stop being silly]HAAAAAAAA THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW VOICE,ME AN JUICE GOT A RAP GOING ON ABOUT NOTHING AND THAT CAN BE VERY IMPORTANT!!!

[tamla617]

juice
this thread that isnt existing has 7 and now 8 posts!
somethings going wrong in this forest i can hear the trees falling!

[juicefree20]

R&B

I was thinking the same thing! This is one of those Barely Saine moments, only a bit more lucid!

Tamla

That's just what I mean! Actually, this is a thread more suited for that knucklehead, Barely Saine.

I can imagine him making this kind of a mistake. But for me to do it...it's just totall embarrassing!

[tamla617]

but entertaining in a way.
btw are these trees giant red woods or good ol' english oaks?i cant see 'em for rubber neckers.and i hate queueing

[juicefree20]

Tamla...

From the know on my head, I believe that they're good old english oaks. Just ripe for tying yellow ribbons around!

[tamla617]

and stay there 'till this thread is deleted,if it is a thread!

[arrr&bee]

Delete??? No way not when we got all this,this,this...[um excuse me juice,but what do we got again??]well anyhow we got all this space and i always say that a mind is a wonderful thing to waste so i'm gonna keep this worthless discussion going and i invite anyone who has absolutely nothing to say to join in...oh don't worry i've always had nothing to say but it doesn't stop me!!!

[theboyfromxtown]

I hope you realise that when threads get too long, they tend to attract the riff-raff.

That's why I'm here!

[arrr&bee]

Riff raff?? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'm a charter member it's the only club i would dare be a member of.... Welcome brother riff!!!

[moe]

I'm in the forest & lurking.........do not delete, please!!

Ms. Raff

[tamla617]

rats!....................... got my leg caught in a bear trap!
anyone seen my swiss army knife,the one with the trap removing tool on it?
talk among yourselves while i get this shifted

[moe]

Bear trap??
Who put that trap out there?
Gotta stop lurking and help tamla617!

[juicefree20]

It's 9 p.m...do you know where your thoughts are????

R&B...I was talking to nothing & nothing had nothing to say.

Neither do I!

I'll get back to y'all later, when naturally...

I'll have absolutely NOTHING to say!

KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!

[tamla617]

hope.that did it. i'm free!wherehas everyone gone?

[arrr&bee]

it's 9 p.m...do you know where your thoughts are????

R&b...i was talking to nothing & nothing had nothing to say.

Neither do i!

I'll get back to y'all later, when naturally...

I'll have absolutely nothing to say!

Keep hope alive!!!haaaaaaaaaaaa,hey juice don't you know that[nothing]always gets the last word but that doesn't stop me from trying!!

[moe]

Unless the last word comes from me.......but now I have nothing to say....

[144man]

Will the last person in this thread please turn out the lights.

[destruction]

....or light it up....with a lit matchbook.

"can you draw this?"

[juicefree20]

It's 10 p.m. & i still don't have anything to say!

Gotta keep the continuity going, you know!

[moe]

Continuity for the sake of nothing? OK, Juice...

[144man]

I bet I don't have anything to say better than you don't have anything to say.

[moe]

So just say nothing 144man...........

[juicefree20]

Anytime at all Moe!

[juicefree20]

Well guys, it's 6:43 & I'm not talking loud & I'm still not sayin' nothin'!

What a liberating feeling!

[barely_saine]

Wat in da naime of all dats holey is goin on roun hear?

Wats with this juicetee, juiceflea, that phetograpker dude anyway? frist he does this mallykatras thing & that wuznt even orginul like me. He dun jocked Dyva & that R&B guy. He even sed dat himsef. wats wrong with this guy? He need a hug or sumthing?

Then he cums up wit dis dum-azzed thing hear, talkin' bout he aint got nuttin to say.

No sheet cherlok, I culdve tol yall dat about 6 yearn ago, kuz dat boy ain't nevah had nuttin to say dat i wunted to reed. fake-azzed phetograpker, aint NO WON paing you know attenshun sun & dats WURD!!! besides if you axe me, he be jus flatulating his lipid lik he always duz, cause dat boyz so ful of it, hell, he be meta...he be metu...aw hell dat stuff dat you tak when yourn full of it.

an dat boyz ful of it, yo beta beleeve dat fur real sun.

no go on an jok dat sun. I'm da original.

caint NO BODY werk it lik BARELY SAINE!

he be just another sqirrel who caint get no nut.

ah tol you befor sun get off Barelys jok an stop bitin udder peoples thriads mane! Yo juceflea...YO SUK MANE...WERD SUN...YO SUK!!!

no go sai nuttin bout dat dere...WERD SUN!!!

[moe]

"Then he cums up wit dis dum-azzed thing hear, talkin' bout he aint got nuttin to say."

I'm commenting about nothing........

[144man]

So just say nothing 144man...........

"0".......

[arrr&bee]

I submit for your edification a forum thread about absolutly nothing,where even the most mondane subject can be discussed to the fullest of nothingness at the sign post ahead next stop...THE NOTHINGNESS ZONE!!!

[tamla617]

i cant see this catchin' on,i mean i aint sayin' nuffin or

[tamla617]

i forgot what i was gonna say

[arrr&bee]

This is the voice of reason,folks please go back to your lives and don't get caught up in this endless discussion on nothing,it serves no purpose other than to distract you from whatever makes sense.

[arrr&bee]

This is the voice of reason,folks please go back to your lives and don't get caught up in this endless discussion on nothing,it serves no purpose other than to distract you from whatever makes sense.HEY WHO LET YOU OUT VOICE...DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OUT OF STUFF AND SPOIL MY FUN WELL IT AIN'T HAPPENING THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT NOTHING AS IF IT WERE NOTHING AT ALL,REMEMBER GANG NOTHING FROM NOTHING LEAVES SPACE AND WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH SPACE,RIGHT??...[Jai you are trying to corrupt this post stop it this instant i say]LALALALALALALALALALA NOBODY'S LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALALA...AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN CORRUPTED THESE FOLKS WERE CORRUPTED WHEN I MET EM AND THAT'S MY KIND OF PEOPLE...[Jai this is your last warning]LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

[moe]

That voice is the essence of nothing...........

[tamla617]

a two sided conversation where neither party is connected.a bit like marrage

[moe]

LMAO tamla617!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[destruction]

As I was going down the stairs
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away.....

.....it seems he had nothing to say.....................

[oldiesmusicfan]

Shel Silverstein? Or it sounds like something from The Man Who Sang The Sillies by John Ciardi, 1961. One of the few books I have left from when I was young. My daughter had all the Shel Silverstein books - I know I've heard that somewhere before.

Oldies

[arrr&bee]

FRIENDS ROMANS,LEND ME YOUR EARS[I MISSPLACED MINE]AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN...ON SECOND THOUGHT LEND ME SOME MONEY AND KEEP YOUR EARS [Jai you're hopeless]AND I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY!!

[tamla617]

destruction
i met him too,we're being stalked.

[tamla617]

i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

[theboyfromxtown]

i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

That could be the latest fashion accessory.

[tamla617]

costs an arm and a leg,rats that means i'd have to give my right leg to be able to use both feet at football

[arrr&bee]

This just in,scientist have discovered that two feet equal ten toes...it's being reported that folks the world over are counting thier toes,film at eleven!!

[tamla617]

and three feet?......................is a tripod




its got the film camera on it

[arrr&bee]

If i may be serious for a moment-ok that's enought of that!

[arrr&bee]

This just in...scientist have confirmed that if you stand up and look...your feet can be seen...but if you stand on your hands then your feet will look down on you,how do scientist figure this stuff out??

[moe]

Like JB: I'm just Talking Loudly About Nothing......

[arrr&bee]

like jb: I'm just talking loudly about nothing......moe i'm proud of you keep up the nothiness!

[arrr&bee]

What kind of world do we live in where people have something to say,where are the poor souls with nothing to say come my brothers and sisters to this wonderous place and say nothing!!

[tamla617]

womens feet are smaller,its evolutionary,so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

[tamla617]

scientists' have discovered the ingredient that curbs sex drive in women.its called wedding cake

[arrr&bee]

scientists' have discovered the ingredients that curb sex drive in women.after years of research they found them all in wedding cakewow how did they fit all those women and thier sex drive into that cake???

[tamla617]

no idea! but i changed a few letters and words [[loads really!)so it reads better!

[arrr&bee]

But the way women drive they probobly just drove right on in,sex drive and all!!

[moe]

As long as they didn't put it into reverse......but what do I know? I know nothing!! [[Oh wait, didn't Shultz say that from Hogan's Heroes?)

[arrr&bee]

Hey what's happenin,nothing ok.

[tamla617]

well,i dont think my wife likes me very much,when i had a heart attack she posted a letter for an ambulance

[tamla617]

i married miss right,............................i didnt realise that her 1st name was always

[tamla617]

i saw 6 men punching and kicking my mother in law,my neighbor said "arent you going to help"i said "no,six should be enough"

[moe]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.........

[tamla617]

i was going to drown my troubles.
but my wife wont go swimming with me.

[arrr&bee]

i was going to drown my troubles.
But my wife wont go swimming with me.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..now that's a happy marraige..haaaaaaaaa!!!

[tamla617]

i just came from psharks cancelled thread............he's lying i just posted on it
if you get bored in here or dont believe me go in and have look.

[tamla617]

how many men does it take to open a beer?




none,it should already be open when she brings it to you

[arrr&bee]

Hey tamla,i was just over at his place and all he's got is a jar of alcohol by the door,imagine that a jar with something actually in it that would never go over here,too much of nothing going on,riddle me this...if nothing is going on then how can anything come out of it since nothing went into it a'int nothing fun but is it really fun when it's nothing but you can have fun doing nothing...hey that's what we do over here,oh that jar by the door has nothing in it..it's a jar of nothing!!!

[tamla617]

is it alchahol free lager?

[arrr&bee]

is it alchahol free lager?i hope it's free cause i aint payin for it!!

[tamla617]

they cant give it away.who wants fun free?
now sugar free was brilliant

[tamla617]

is this a first?we've got a double thread going on.

[arrr&bee]

It's a spinoff,i think we need an agent!

[tamla617]

i'll do it for 10% of nothing [[before you say it!!)

[arrr&bee]

Better check with juice first,this is his baby and he may want nothing to do with it you don't want to go to court with this because the media will try and turn this into something and ruin a good thing,we wanna keep nothing all to ourselves but10% of nothing sounds good to me!

[tamla617]

where do i sign?

[arrr&bee]

where do i sign?on the blank page!!

[moe]

Invisible ink, fellas!!! I see nothing!!!!!!!!

[tamla617]

you wanna go next door,its been cancelled.

[tamla617]

i'm not signing nothing till mt brief turns up

[moe]

How can you sign nothing when nothing appears?

[tamla617]

no idea.............said the blind doe





doe a dear,a female dear

[tamla617]

whats red and invisible





no tomatoes

[tamla617]

songs about nothing

i aint got nothing.............temptaions..all directions
nothing but heartaches......drats
aparently nothing..............young disciples....you ever tried to sing along with that?
aint nothing goin on but the rent.........gwen guthrie
nothings to good for my baby..............stevie wonder
nothing........................................... four tops
nothing but soul............................... jr walker
nothing but trouble............................billy eckstien
nothing can changethis love................sam cooke/supremes
nothing can ever come between us.......chuck jackson
nothing in this world like my baby..........originals
nothings no sweeter than your love.......carl carlton
nothing but funk.................................cant remember!
i dont want nobody to give me nothing...james brown

thats a load of nothing

[arrr&bee]

I got an idea,hold your breath as long as you can and say nothing about it....ssssssssss!!!!

[tamla617]

i did it for 3 minutes,then i blacked out,i cant understand it

[arrr&bee]

I once held my breath for week,but once i remembered where i put it i put it back!

[juicefree20]

It's 7:42

And I'm still here saying nothing!

Hmmm...does this post count as saying something???

[moe]

Are you breathless? That's nothing.......

[arrr&bee]

Hello again one and all,I've tried to warn all of you to stay far away from Jai's warped twisted sense of real and imagined,he long ago lost or threw away any logic and reality poor Jai is sick and needs help he can't get here,so i beg you don't indulge him.

[arrr&bee]

Hello again one and all,I've tried to warn all of you to stay far away from Jai's warped twisted sense of real and imagined,he long ago lost or threw away any logic and reality poor Jai is sick and needs help he can't get here,so i beg you don't indulge him.WARPED?TWISTED?...HMMM THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT AND I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION VOICE YOU LITTLE DEVIL YOU,I'M RIGHT WHERE I BELONG SO BUTT OUT AND STICK YOUR LOGIC UP YOUR[Jai watch your language and take your medication right now,Jai come back here]I AIN'T COMING BACK AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME,NANANANAAAAANA!!

[tamla617]

one of you needs some medication,half a paint of hooch to be taken,once a day,before,during and after solids [[food!)

[arrr&bee]

one of you needs some medication,half a paint of hooch to be taken,once a day,before,during and after solids [[food!)
i wouldn't insult the ignorance of my consumers by putting hooch in half pints,half gallon jugs is the smallest you can get and there're going like hotcakes!!

[moe]

Yeah right...........that's got to be the biggest jug of "nothing"..........besides you, who has ever had some? You keep promising and no delivery!

[juicefree20]

Man...I don't know about any of you, but...

I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!

Gotta stay consistent!

[tamla617]

goodbye, nothing to say,gotta get right back to where we started from

[tamla617]

moe i think its in the trunk of his '58 desoto

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,for folks talking about nothing you guys are funny,now as for who has had some of this wonderful elixur[it's good for america]why many have but there are technical difficulties to get past[minor things really]like oh...not remembering anything prior to your first sip for 6months and not being able to speak for another 6..small things like that...we are kind of tied up in legal matters as we speak[folks suing]burning me in effigy all you have to do is look at the scull and crossbones at the far bottom of each jug and sip slowly why don't folks pay attention to detail,do you know how hard it is to get a scull and crossbones today??

[tamla617]

ebay......

[arrr&bee]

Is that near-tampa bay??

[tamla617]

tampa bay pirates!





they'll have 'em

[moe]

Not to be confused with Old Bay.................a staple of the Baltimore area!!! Where's Des when you need him?

[tamla617]

good ol' des moines

[arrr&bee]

Yep the staples of baltimore,that's where they keep the racing crabs!!

[moe]

At Camden Yards between innings!

[destruction]

At Camden Yards....It's what's between the ears that evens the Count...Cerebrally speaking that is.

[tamla617]

nothings been said today?
zero,zilch,nil,nul,nada

[moe]

nope............nothing

[arrr&bee]

BUT IT'S A NEW DAY SO LET THE NOTHING CONTINUE..ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS NOTHING SO NOBODY DID NOTHING ABOUT IT AND IT GREW INTO MORE NOTHING SO SINCE NOBODY PAID IT ANY ATTENTION IT KEPT GROWING AND NOTHING BECAME OF IT BUT IT JUST KEPT GETTING BIGGER BECAUSE NOBODY TRIED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT BECAUSE IT'S FUN IN NOTHING SO LEAVE NOTHING ALONE AND IT WILL JUST GET TO BE A BIGGER NOTHING UNTIL YOU HAVE NOTHING AT ALL [Jai what is this new nonsense you've come up with now?] OH IT'S NOTHING!!!

[144man]

At least nothing is real. The square root of minus one is just imaginary.

[destruction]

Not quite so.....my gross friend.

the square root of negative 1 is i......

......and i am nothing.

[moe]

that's right, Des...............nothing.

[juicefree20]

More like the square root of pi to the -32nd power divided by the square root of nothing - infinity!!!

[144man]

No, Des, you're only imagining you're nothing.

Juice...to Infinity and Beyond!

[tamla617]

i just posted this to get to the top of the thread index

you know what they say.....nothing ventured,nothing gained

[tamla617]

juice i'm having a little trouble trying to use your fomula.are you using pi as a vulgar fraction?

and if you are.....watch it.

NOTHING is worse than people using vulgar language.



NOTHING you can do cos i'm stuck without a clue to my pi,my pi

[arrr&bee]

juice i'm having a little trouble trying to use your fomula.are you using pi as a vulgar fraction?

And if you are.....watch it.

Nothing is worse than people using vulgar language.



Nothing you can do cos i'm stuck without a clue to my pi,my pii'll see your pi and raise you two cupcakes!!

[moe]

No cupcakes for you!

[tamla617]

i'll take your 2 cup cakes and raise you a loaf by adding yeast!

[tamla617]

got a great labour saving idea for garden,poor a bottle of that hooch all over the lawn and the grass comes up half cut!

[arrr&bee]

got a great labour saving idea for garden,poor a bottle of that hooch all over the lawn and the grass comes up half cut!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey tampa,you'll have the happiest lawn in town!!

[144man]

But it can't be happy if it's forlawn.

[moe]

For shame, 144man!

[tamla617]

he's so getup,get down,get funky.
he's go' move in next do' to ya,and yo' lown go' die!.....................cheech n chong on the big bambu album 1972

[moe]

Class, CLASS..........SHUDDUP!!

[tamla617]

my name is sister mary elephant.young man,young man give me that knife.shhhhhhhhhhhh boing!thank you

[moe]

the first day of vacation..........I got up...........

[arrr&bee]

Well i see there's nothing going on over here....excellent,continue!!

[moe]

Continue nothing? OK..........

[arrr&bee]

You know gang i was just thinking the other day....and i'll never do it again!!

[moe]

Did you ever?

[tamla617]

i did,i did!

[arrr&bee]

I did too tamla,um what was it that we did???

[tamla617]

apparently nothin',nothin',nothin' apparently nothin'!

where you been arrr&bee? dont even think about blamin' the hooch!

[arrr&bee]

apparently nothin',nothin',nothin' apparently nothin'!

Where you been arrr&bee? Dont even think about blamin' the hooch!tamla,have you been paying attention,never ask me where i've been heck i'm not even sure that i'm here right now are you ??

[moe]

Tamla,
Don't ask him nothin!

[tamla617]

i'll have to have a think about asking him nothing.it might take some time 'cos nothing is a hard thing to get to grips with.

[arrr&bee]

Did you know that if you flip though the pages of a book with no words all the pages read the same!

[tamla617]

flip it fast.its a real boring film that ends real quick!

[144man]

Don't spoil it by telling me the ending.

[tamla617]

144man

i'll try not to wreck your enjoyment of a film that empire magazine gave one star and the comment "it was all white,but a bit one dimensional"
the director was given a blank canvas and a blank cheque from the film studio to complete.as he didnt understand the term "blank cheque",he didnt do anything because he didnt think he was going to be paid.eventually the screen writers were bought in to help out but due to the entire team getting "writers block" nothing happened.
the film was given the title "erase it" all the film tapes were marked with the title but some bright spark thought it was an instruction! so there wasnt any tapes with film on it.
the audio track was ruined by bad language due to the general confusion and lack of video footage that had been erased.
the censors had to take action and the audio track was not passed.
the title was changed to "cancelled,throw away" nobody ever saw one frame of film,so you can guess what the archive guy did with the tapes
so the the released version was the directors cut and he didnt think he was getting paid,so he moved into his minimalist period
the book of the film is a piece of work.you can flick forward and back its all the same.watch it upside down back to front.it wont ruin the effect.talking of effects there is a 3d version coming and features a chequered flag,white checks on an ivory background
being carried by a polar bear in the arctic circle.i wont tell you anymore because i promised not to ruin your enjoyment.

[144man]

I think I might have seen it on TV after "Close Down".

[moe]

I think I saw that...........it was nothing!

[tamla617]

what you watchin' man?
its an indian movie and its really boring
oh man?
that aint no indian movie, thats the test pattern man
far out man............................................... ................cheech and chong,big bambu

[moe]

Was Sister Rosetta Stone in it Tamla?

[tamla617]

moe
i remember sister mary elephant,but not "rosetta"

after the "indian movie" he re tuned the tv to "vee are killing zee girl tonight olt man,sine zee papurrs!"that bit kills me

[arrr&bee]

Shhhhh be quiet back there i'm trying to enjoy the movie!

[tamla617]

here's a tip......... page 5's got a sex scene

[arrr&bee]

What's sex???

[arrr&bee]

That sex stuff sounds like something and it's about nothing over here so i want no parts of it what ever it is,i think tamla has been reading the theasurus again!!

[tamla617]

i was reading it, got stuck on aardvark
bloody anteaters get everywhere
make a right mess of the hydrangers and herb garden
the ants are protesting
what do we want
an aardvark cull
when do we want it?
now!
they're makin' so much noise i got the napalm out,she who must be obeyed told me to
i just found out it should be nippon,the house is on fire
cant ring the fire brigade,the 'phone melted


and all because of that thesaurus,i never saw one of those in jurasic park.are they real?

[arrr&bee]

i was reading it, got stuck on aardvark
bloody anteaters get everywhere
make a right mess of the hydrangers and herb garden
the ants are protesting
what do we want
an aardvark cull
when do we want it?
Now!
They're makin' so much noise i got the napalm out,she who must be obeyed told me to
i just found out it should be nippon,the house is on fire
cant ring the fire brigade,the 'phone melted


and all because of that thesaurus,i never saw one of those in jurasic park.are they real?
wow sounds like your hullucination is better than mine[i'm jealous]i used to live next door to those jurasics,they will park their thesaurus anywhere they used to have a t-rex but they couldn't find parts for it so they sold it to some family called the smithsonians across town,rich folks live in a big castle on a mall of some sort!

[tamla617]

i know johnny geeeetar watson had an institute,aint that a bitch!

[arrr&bee]

Tamla you realize that if we keep this nonessential,inconsiquental,rediculous,moronic,ass inine,mentally unbalanced poor excuse for a forum debate going that they may put us away.....and if you're real unlucky they'll put your rubber room next to mine,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[tamla617]

i sleep in a rubber room when i feel TYRED!

i think i just went off tread

[144man]

Wheel forgive you this time.

[moe]

This falls flat.....

[144man]

You've got to the hub of the problem.

[moe]

Spare me 144man..........

[144man]

Spoke when you're spoken to...:)

[tamla617]

torque when you're torqued to

[moe]

Stop jacking me around...........

[144man]

Moe...You win!

[tamla617]

whats he won?

i know, let him have the next post

[moe]

Thanks.............it was nothing!

[ralpht]

Tamla,
Regarding Moe: He is a she....

[tamla617]

moe
oops,sorry.
i could say it was a typo,and missed out the S but that would be irresponsible
we cant have that on here,no way.
my crystal balls broken btw.
and i'm rapidly runnin' out of excuses

still havent told me what you won either

[144man]

Like Moe said, she won Nothing.

[ralpht]

And around these parts, that is everything.

[tamla617]

as the "miss" ross' album said "everything is everything"

[arrr&bee]

Well i see i didn't miss anything,of course there's nothing here worth missing so i'm right back where i came in,um what did i come into?

[tamla617]

nothing here for you,you should be in the cancel thread.there is even more nothing over there

[moe]

Glad to see nothing has changed while I was away.......

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe you were away too??maybe we passed each other like ships in the night,why do ship sail at night when the fish are trying to sleep that's rude i'm calling the fish union to complain,who's with me?

[tamla617]

i'm with you but its dark and i cant see you,can you at least pay your electric bill?

[arrr&bee]

Huh??? What do you mean my bill ain't nobody named bill here,let that bill guy pay his electric himself,he's got alot of nerve to ask me to pay it heck i don't pay for my own,hey tamla this bill guy is your friend you pay for his electric..see ya when the lights come on..hehehehehehe!!!

[tamla617]

r&b
the bill over here is a nickname for the police
the electric bill is our kind of robocop,so i'm gonna send him 'round if i can get any power on,which brings me full circle can you sort the payment to enron [[ron aint my mate either)

[144man]

Don't mess with bill.

[moe]

Bill me..........

[tamla617]

that would be mobil,moe?

a bit like my normal mail,bills,bills and mo'bills

[moe]

...and then some, Tamla.....LOL

[arrr&bee]

Hey this[bill]guy has got a big family and he's always trying to get somebody to pay for em...check this out...electric-phone-gas-food-some of em even have middle names[credit card bill]this guy is slick watch out,you'll be giving him all your money...i need a drink!!

[144man]

I had to pay some bills, so I checked my bank balance, and it was Nothing.

[tamla617]

i was standing in the queue at an atm and the guy at the front was stood on one leg with his arms stretched out.he was like that for a couple of minutes and the rest of us were getting a bit fed up with the time wasting.what the hell are you doing someone asked.
he said the screen had "display balance" on the screen and it hasnt gone off yet,i think the camera isnt working!

[arrr&bee]

That guy sounds like someone who should be over here with us,i was at the doctor for a brain scan and he couldn't find my brain i felt the same as when i went in...nothing!!!

[144man]

here's a tip......... page 5's got a sex scene

Only 12 more posts to go.

[tamla617]

hope its not 2 wildebeests in the serengeti

[144man]

Just how wild are those wildebeests? There were some very revealing photos of them published in the "Gnus of the World".

[moe]

Ya Don't Say.......

[tamla617]

144
lol
y'know what they say
no gnus is nothin'

[144man]

Tamla
Kind of brings you back to one of your aardvarks who wanted to stop an anteloping. [[Yes, there's no barrel I won't scrape!)

[tamla617]

144man btw are you related to lloyd grossman? [[ 144 being a gross!)

and are the antelopes leadbeater's or thompson's? the gazelles want to know
and the lions want 2 gnu too with fries a coke and a 7up

[144man]

Tamla, I have not had relations with Lloyd Grossman, but we do indeed share our surname. I've got it today.

The antelopes are hearty beasts, there's a gazellian gazelles so you'll never be able to tell them all, and I'd rather we didn't mention Millwall.

[tamla617]

millwall! done it ,sorry

[arrr&bee]

Wilderbeest??? Gazelles!!???? Are we starting an ark or a zoo,hey wait a minute this thread is already a zoo,are we tame now???

[tamla617]

yes but no ones aloud to feed us,they stuck signs up.

[144man]

I saw a sign saying "These Animals Are Dangerous", so I looked in all the cages, but couldn't find a dangerou anywhere.

[tamla617]

that was funny

[moe]

Ditto........

[144man]

The old ones are the best ones...........and I'm now one of the old ones.

[moe]

move over.......

[tamla617]

where do you want over moving to?

[moe]

And now I'm now one of the old ones

I wanted 144man to share the "one of the old ones" podium with me! I qualify!!

[144man]

These days you need qualifications for everything.

[moe]

No doubt 144man!!

[arrr&bee]

have you ever awakened in the middle of a bad dream by the sound of a door closing only to realize that your mind has walked out in the middle of the night with the turntable?

[tamla617]

hi r n b
it happened to me too!is this some kind of record?...........................was it a single or lp?

[tamla617]

i had an opperation on my funny bone last tuesday,i've been in stitches all week

[144man]

I hope you were luckier than I was. There's a sign in my hospital saying "Plckpockets Operate Here".

[arrr&bee]

Well my turntable came back,but my mind is still outthere!!

[tamla617]

the latest release on boomerang records is "what goes around comes around" and on the b side a cover of billy preston's "will it go round in circles"

[moe]

Sounds like to me he's "Outta Space"

[arrr&bee]

I wasn't gonna say anything...wait a minute-i haven't!!

[tamla617]

you aint sayin' nothin'

[moe]

Nothin' worth anything...........

[144man]

Origami Records has just folded.

[tamla617]

144man
i got tears that time!

[arrr&bee]

Einstein was wrong,nothing from nothing leaves[drumroll]......us!

[144man]

Einstein was wrong,nothing from nothing leaves[drumroll]......us!

Einstein was right.

e - mc2 = 0

[moe]

Smart man Einstein!

[144man]

Yes, I believe he was relatively intelligent.

[moe]

Relatively speaking 144man..........

[144man]

....only theoretically.

[144man]

144man
i got tears that time!

You were meant to crease up with laughter.
There was a TV program on Origami, but I didn't watch it as it was only available on PaperView.

[moe]

Yep, I'm in the right thread!

[144man]

Just as long as the thread doesn't unravel, Moe.

[tamla617]

the opposite of unravel is ravel ?what a load of boleros

[arrr&bee]

I had a class of that bolero once and belched all night!!

[moe]

Bolero? I thought it was a shrug.........

[tamla617]

i'd like to give you a "10" for that but bo dereck beat you to it by about 30 years!

[144man]

I have a ringing in my ears. See you in the "Just A Chime" thread.

[tamla617]

pirates have a ring in their ears.

remember that desmond dekker track "tha ears alright"?

[moe]

What ears? Ears of corn?

[144man]

...or even corneas?....as in whose jokes are the cornea?

[tamla617]

eye,eye whats all this then?

[westgrandboulevard]

And what's this 'ear...?!

[tamla617]

i'm not listening

[westgrandboulevard]

Funny, I can't hear it either.....

[moe]

What? Huh?

[arrr&bee]

Here a joke..wait for it,wait for it................................................ ..............

[moe]

Right..............

[144man]

.........waiting.........

[arrr&bee]

Wait.......wait.....................here it comes............................................. ...wait........................................... ................!!

[tamla617]

i just fell asleep,i hope its hilarious,

[144man]

I fell asleep as well........did I miss it?

[tamla617]

you aint missed nuthin'

[moe]

yet.........