Wat in da naime of all dats holey is goin on roun hear?

Wats with this juicetee, juiceflea, that phetograpker dude anyway? frist he does this mallykatras thing & that wuznt even orginul like me. He dun jocked Dyva & that R&B guy. He even sed dat himsef. wats wrong with this guy? He need a hug or sumthing?

Then he cums up wit dis dum-azzed thing hear, talkin' bout he aint got nuttin to say.

No sheet cherlok, I culdve tol yall dat about 6 yearn ago, kuz dat boy ain't nevah had nuttin to say dat i wunted to reed. fake-azzed phetograpker, aint NO WON paing you know attenshun sun & dats WURD!!! besides if you axe me, he be jus flatulating his lipid lik he always duz, cause dat boyz so ful of it, hell, he be meta...he be metu...aw hell dat stuff dat you tak when yourn full of it.

an dat boyz ful of it, yo beta beleeve dat fur real sun.

no go on an jok dat sun. I'm da original.

caint NO BODY werk it lik BARELY SAINE!

he be just another sqirrel who caint get no nut.

ah tol you befor sun get off Barelys jok an stop bitin udder peoples thriads mane! Yo juceflea...YO SUK MANE...WERD SUN...YO SUK!!!

no go sai nuttin bout dat dere...WERD SUN!!!