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[westgrandboulevard]

He's usually a few paces behind her on official visits [[in direct contrast to you, who is definitely a few paces ahead of the rest of us )

Prince Philip is the longest serving consort and, in 2013, also became the longest living male member in the history of the British royal family.

HM has called him her 'beacon of strength'.....

[arr&bee]

I will raise a cup of tea to the cool[prince philip].

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't forget to raise your pinky, while drinking it....!

[144man]

I'll be honoured.

[westgrandboulevard]

I declined invitations for all of mine.

[moe]

For 94 that's not too bad!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

[[I have an aunt who lives 10 minutes drive away, who is 94 next month. Still drives a little...)

I'm not sure if it's been made an official date yet, but keep an eye open for September 9th [[possibly the 10th) this year.

HM is set to surpass Queen Victoria, and her reign will become the longest ever for a British monarch.

[arr&bee]

Is queen victoria still living?

[moe]

Only in your dreams............

[westgrandboulevard]

She passed away just three weeks into the 20th century.....

[144man]

...an early victim of the millennium bug.

[westgrandboulevard]

We trust that God still saved her.

[moe]

........before those millennial bugs attacked? Oh yes!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Otherwise, it wouldn't have looked at all good in the newspapers.

"Queen's Millennium Bug attacks entire Commonwealth"

[arr&bee]

Hehehe,just messin with ya west,i know that ol vicki died in[1901]i believe.

[westgrandboulevard]

You just checked it out, after reading my post, that's why you know......

Otherwise, you were thinking she was sat, watching TV while quietly knitting, in an apartment in Buckingham Palace....

[moe]

Or drinking scotch at Balmoral.

[westgrandboulevard]

No doubt there are those who do....

[moe]

No fault there if that's what they want........

[144man]

As Smokey said, into each reign, a little life must fall.

[westgrandboulevard]

Also, a lot of gifts.

[moe]

What kind???

[westgrandboulevard]

A wine cooler in the shape of a giant grasshopper, a sword made from shark teeth, a large male elephant, dog soap, a 100 feet tall totem pole, a couple of sloths, 500 tins of pineapple pieces, a maori canoe, horse sperm..........that kind......

[arr&bee]

West,you been peepin into my warehouse again.

[westgrandboulevard]

When Moe has her audience with The Queen, she can tell HM where her gifts went.

[arr&bee]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[westgrandboulevard]

You can expect an invoice.

[arr&bee]

GULP...INVOICE[oh oh]WOW LOOK AT THE TIME...GOTTA RUN.

[westgrandboulevard]

You might be able to work off the invoice total with some honest, hard work.

[arr&bee]

GULP[DOUBLE GULP]HONEST HARD WORK??...[it's getting hot in here]I NEED SOME AIR,I'M OFF TO ALASKA.

[westgrandboulevard]

That's cool.

[arr&bee]

Hey west,i may shoot this movie in alaska if i can get some igloos to double as[big ben and the tower of london].

[moe]

That gives me the shivers..........

[arr&bee]

No shivers moe[not in the budget]but plenty of chills,moe you're gonna be america's sweetheart.

[moe]

Not without a Russian Sable Full Length Coat........gratis from you.

[westgrandboulevard]

Close Encounters Of The Furred Kind.....

[moe]

Straight from Alaska......

[westgrandboulevard]

Sourced from an endangered species, to cover an endangered talent.

[144man]

All right, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's the only way I can see anything.

[arr&bee]

Hey ,144man i got a part for you as the[bobbie]who chases the monster,but luckily for you the monster ran track so you don't acually catch him.

[moe]

Catch me if you can........
Sounds from DC5

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe, playing the chaste maiden.

Chaste, and sometimes caught....

[arr&bee]

Chaste maiden??...no just a damsel in accesss.

[westgrandboulevard]

She'll make a good entrance. The audience will love her.

[arr&bee]

AND THEY WILL FALL FOR HER TOO,MOE YOU GOT AMERICA IN THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS..[well actually only the twenty folks in lodge 99]BUT WORD WILL SPREAD FROM EVERY HAMLET IN AMERICA..[DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THAT HAMLET FAMILY IS]AND ALL TWENTY OF EM WILL BE THERE..MOE YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.

[westgrandboulevard]

With this project, it will be on her way down.....just like artists trying to hold on to their careers, appearing in those 70s disaster films.

[moe]

The "B" Movies.............

[westgrandboulevard]

As in "Oh, why did I have to B in those movies..?????"

[arr&bee]

This ain't the[70's]and this is a classic in the making,moe stop listening to west[he's mad cast he can't be the monster]now we gotta get you to the studio..can't keep the monster waiting.