Just a chime....or??

[144man]

Of course you do........

[westgrandboulevard]

I do. Besides, some of my best friends are strong in the Salvation Army.

[Jerry Oz]

I don't have any friends in the Salvation Army. My nephew was picked up for loitering in Old Navy, though.

[arr&bee]

Umm guys i have a key.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, if you also have free WiFi, I can see why you don't leave...

[144man]

Shall we start a collection to raise R&B's bail, or is he safer left where he is?

[Jerry Oz]

Do you really think he'd use it for bail? He's too creative for that...

[arr&bee]

Be quiet jerry,hey 144man of course i can use your wonderful donation[cash only ]don't listen to jerry he gives me too much credit.

[westgrandboulevard]

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to give you any credit...let alone too much...

[arr&bee]

I don't want credit from anyone in thier right mind...[are you daff man??]

[westgrandboulevard]

I've half a mind to agree with you.

[arr&bee]

Good i'll take the half that agrees.

[westgrandboulevard]

First, I'll have to find it....

[arr&bee]

Get back to me when you do,with cash of course.

[westgrandboulevard]

I may be gone some time......

[arr&bee]

See that long gold el dorodo outside your flat,i got time.

[westgrandboulevard]

You had to DO time, after you got the Eldorado....

[arr&bee]

Nope the car is a family hierloom.

[westgrandboulevard]

You mean it was handed down to you.......in bits, when your father was up in the attic one day....?

[Jerry Oz]

Nah... It was handed over with the screwdriver needed to turn it on and off since the key column was smashed. But if anyone has doubts as to whether he legitimately owns it, the salesman [[L'il Tyrone - last known address: NW 65th Ave.) promised he'd bring him a receipt to reflect the purchase on 48 hours notice if the police wanted to see it.

[westgrandboulevard]

It should be crushed. Soon as possible...

[Jerry Oz]

Nah. It should just have the fingerprints wiped every time he gets out of it and he'll be fine.

[westgrandboulevard]

The cost in time taken doing just that would be more than the car is worth. All those bullet holes saw to that.

[Jerry Oz]

But it's a GOLD El Dorado. Just the bumper is worth more than I make in a year.

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...YOU GUYS ARE NUTS....SHHHHHH[jerry keep it down about those bullet holes]OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE BULLETTS I DON'T CONDONE VIOLENCE IN ANY FORM[wink wink]THOSE HOLES ARE FACTORY DEFECTS.

[Jerry Oz]

That was WGB talking about bullets. I am scared of guns and bullets.

[arr&bee]

Sorry jerry,i think that west is having flashbacks to the revolution,get over it west your team lost.

[westgrandboulevard]

The only revolution I've ever been involved with, is starting my car wheels moving.

[Jerry Oz]

You never had vinyl records? And here, I thought that I knew you...

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,west you on your way.

[westgrandboulevard]

You're right Jerry, of course, with the vinyl mention. I just thought of the car first - drive it most days.

We're talking years, probably in double figures, since I last used the turntable.

[arr&bee]

Hey west which side do you drive on...i use both sides and i always get clearance...hehehehe.

[Jerry Oz]

I heard that you drive so fast, it takes three people to spot you. One says 'here he comes!' as another shouts 'here he is!' and a third simultaneously announces 'there he goes!'.

[westgrandboulevard]

He's the only driver to get first, second and third place in the same race, at Daytona 500.

[Jerry Oz]

To say nothing about the fact that he ran out of gas 10 laps before the finish line. And all because he thought there'd be a hooch shower instead of milk at the finish line.

[westgrandboulevard]

Who needs a herd of cows at the finish line, anyway.....

[144man]

A rustler, perhaps.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd steer away from them...

[Jerry Oz]

Well, you can go one way or the udder way in pit row. Pick wisely.

[westgrandboulevard]

...and, I know, that's no bull.

[Jerry Oz]

You're right. Just remember to have something old, something moo, something borrowed and something blue.

[westgrandboulevard]

Best not to give anything or anyone away, in any dealings with Arr&bee.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,awww good to see my fiends-opps-err-ahem-hehe..my friends all here.

[westgrandboulevard]

'Inmates' is a word which comes to mind.....

[144man]

You said that without any conviction.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll let you be the judge of that.

[Jerry Oz]

Such an arresting subject...

[westgrandboulevard]

You've captured the mood...

[arr&bee]

I can't[bail] you out of this one west.

[westgrandboulevard]

And whenever did you do that...?