I didn't win, I don't know what happened... And we only got an inch or so of snow, unlike Buffalo [[240 miles away) which was blessed with six feet last week.
I didn't win, I don't know what happened... And we only got an inch or so of snow, unlike Buffalo [[240 miles away) which was blessed with six feet last week.
You didn't win...not good,i have no knowledge of any and all conversations with this person...i'll draw up a writ of..amnesia disrememberance.
Cool. And since I'm not there to sign it, put a squiggly line with a dot over the second squiggle on it for me. That's my signature.
Jerry you're tryin to squiggle out on me,i'll draw up a writ of no escapus now payus.
I'll pay. I will absolutely make sure I send it to the address for you that I have on file.
As soon as I find my file...
Just go down in da hood and ask for shady sam..[he'll be the one with the shades on].
I know him! He was known as Slim Sam until he ate too many chittlins on New Year's Day. I told that boy to take it easy...
Now goes by the name of Dead Fred, I guess.....
All of us will one day...
And that reminds me. Just what was it I wanted to do with my life, before that happens...
I'm not Dead Fred yet, just going by the name of Morry Bund.
Sounds like my agent. Hasn't found me any work in YEARS.
I guess I'm Phil N. Gallright these days.
Best way to be....although most of us do seem to wonder if that is enough, and if we maybe could feel even better.
Well, that's where drugs come in handy!
And while everything may, in the short term, all then seem to go uphill, the reality is quite the reverse, from that point onward.
Reality has no interest at all in our personal welfare, yet knows us all very well indeed.
Reality???i seem to have misplaced mine..oh well.
You may not see it, but it's always watching you, just waiting....
Really...yipes!!
Make sure it never really gets to you. Keep one step ahead.....
It'll never catch me again,i have body doubles as standins.
I have body quadruples. I am a group.
I think i have your only record...[threeee of me]on the[3times]lable.
I've got a double body thanks to the recent holiday feast.
Tell your wife you're twice the man you were.
And I'm 144 times the man I was.
We should all aspire to such lofty heights...
Just don't look down. It's not the height that will finish you off, it's the depression that can accompany what you see.
Or maybe I'll jump. Very few have perished from falling a great distance. They usually die when the fall stops.
Last edited by Jerry Oz; 12-06-2014 at 11:47 AM.
That's true, but I was really referring to those times when we know we've put on weight, and then look down at our stomach....
Generally, then followed by a swift move to a full length mirror, and adopting all sorts of postures, to convince ourself that it's not quite as bad as we thought. Very often, it isn't...
Or sometimes it actually is... That's when you have a case of 'Dickeydoo Syndrome'. That's when your belly hangs further out than your dickey do.
I'm getting a belly laugh out of that one.
At least a beer belly gives you somewhere to rest the book, when reading in bed.
The book, the beer, and perhaps a portable radio [[depending on how big the belly is).
In theory it's fine, until you cough.
Even with a bed tray, getting out of bed requires careful movement.
This post has gone...belly up!!
I don't think it's yet gone entirely to waist.
It's almost more than I can stomach.
Kinda gets you right in the naval,doesn't it?
I'll gut it out...
It's spine tingling.
Yes it is. But I'll be back for more.
Just like elastic - unless it's stretched too far....
Nothing worst than soggy elastic.
Well, soggy elastic can really let you down.....but at least it doesn't come back to bite you when you've put on weight, the way dry elastic does...
West are you trying to,stretch this out.
Be careful! Don't want to rubber the wrong way.
We're still tryin to fit it in.
It might be a stretch but you can do it.
I'll give it a rip.
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