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[144man]

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat too close to the fire and melted?" [David Frost]

[westgrandboulevard]

He donated his body to Tupperware.

[144man]

They used to sell Tupperware in our local paper shop. Unfortunately, one day there was a strong wind and the shop blew away.

[westgrandboulevard]

What a pity they couldn't have contained the problem.

[moe]

At least there was no fire.........

[westgrandboulevard]

Those papers would have been hot off the press....

[arr&bee]

You guys are funny.

[westgrandboulevard]

Good to know we're not just amusing ourselves here

[arr&bee]

As you may or maynot know,i'm a lawyer now,so if anyone needs sueing i'm the man.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, thank you! I have several pairs of socks need sewing.

[arr&bee]

Well i suggest you get to it i'm a lawyer not a tailor.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, you do seem to be quite proficient with threads, and some of your ideas are woolly, and full of holes....

[moe]

Sueing? Is that a person who calls the piggies?

[westgrandboulevard]

That sounds a lot of fun! I could call those piggies 'til the cows come home.

[arr&bee]

West did you know that cows can sue you if you call em with a pig call,it in article 222 of the pigs constitution and peace treaty signed by the king of pigs and elsee the queen of cows back in 1748.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've often called someone with a hoarse voice.

[arr&bee]

West you seem to know alot about farm animals...these cows are reading this post and whispering.

[moe]

Yeah and they're telling everything to Mister Ed.

[arr&bee]

Mr.ed was just an actor,these cows work for a living.

[moe]

Mister Ed worked; he just got paid much more than those cows did and glad a stand in.

[arr&bee]

Mr.ed was born with a silver hoof in his mouth,the cows worked years before they got pasturized and then had to pay union dues,these cows suffered.

[westgrandboulevard]

Better not mention milk, cream, butter and leather.

[arr&bee]

All that leather makes em tough,cause folks are always tryin to milk em,but i'm in their corner now with a writ of old mcdonaldus farmicus,so nobody can butter em up.

[westgrandboulevard]

We herd you.

[moe]

For a price or a markup, R&B.

[arr&bee]

These cows are lucky to have me on thier side...[they gave me a nice leather coat for xmas.]

[moe]

At what markup?

[westgrandboulevard]

Keep on the good side of those cows, Arrbee.

If they get mad with you, they'll want you to live with the same that they do. A brandmark on their side, and/or a number clip in their ear.

[arr&bee]

Moe,i treat all my clients with dignity and respect...1,000%above legal limits...plus tax.

[westgrandboulevard]

Spoken like an extremely wealthy funeral director.....

[arr&bee]

I only direct money.

[westgrandboulevard]

What sort of money would that be, then? It usually has a direction completely of its own.

[arr&bee]

Of course my good fellow,directly into my pockets,hehehe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then they are either very large pockets, or the money is very small change.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaa,west you're smart,i make small change into large bills to put into my large pockets...smell that???it's money being made.

[westgrandboulevard]

To coin a phrase. The idea of making lots of money while I sleep has attracted me for quite a while....

[arr&bee]

Sometimes i count sheep,but they have to pay at the gate.

[moe]

There's a sale on them this week so you won't make much!! BAAAD MOVE!!!

[arr&bee]

And who do you think is running the sale...hmmmmmmm???

[westgrandboulevard]

Not ewe......!

[arr&bee]

Those sheep knitted me a nice wool suit for xmas.

[westgrandboulevard]

When they can't sleep, they count Arr&bees......

[arr&bee]

Of course,i'm their hero.

[westgrandboulevard]

I wouldn't want to be a hero to people who need rounding up by a dog....

[arr&bee]

Umm west that would include most of my friends.

[moe]

So your friends are all sheep??

[arr&bee]

Well not exactly,my friends tend to be shall we say on the opposite side of the law,and sometimes the hounds have to sniff em out.

[westgrandboulevard]

That shouldn't be too difficult. I thought all your friends were in jail...?

[moe]

Morning westgrand!! Did they get jailed for "too much markup?"

[westgrandboulevard]

'mornin' Moe. The word 'overcharged' certainly had something to do with it, yes....