The return of the[last word]thread

[arr&bee]

NOW WEST DON'T BE SPYING ON MY WORKERS..[I pay em little as it is]WEST MY GOOD FELLOW YOU LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN WHO LOVES HIS TEA[HERE,HERE]I'VE COME ACROSS SOME RARE TEA BAGS FROM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL PORT OF ENGLAND..[VERY RARE]USED BY QUEEN VICTORIA HERSELF AND I'VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED SOME LEFT OVER,AND IN JOLLY GOOD CONDITION OLD CHAP THERE'RE YOUR FOR ONLY 300% ABOUT FACTORY INVOICE PLUS SHIPPING..BOTTOMS UP.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll need to check the DNA for authenticity. And that's milk in mine, with no sugar, please....

[moe]

Tea? I think Queen Victoria loved her scotch, too!
There's a distillery at the foot of Balmoral in Scotland. The owners sent an invite out to Queen Victoria & she showed up 3 days later with family in tow............
[[Royal Lophnigar I believe is the name & my spelling could be atrocious)

[144man]

You'd be very surprised with what I used to do with Earl Grey.

[moe]

How is Earl doing lately, 144man?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not a lot, following whatever it was that 144man used to do with him.

[144man]

Not a lot, following whatever it was that 144man used to do with him.

You guys have minds like sewers. All I meant was that I used to drink it with milk and sugar, which you're not supposed to do.

[westgrandboulevard]

None of which prevents Earl G. from possessing a rather strange fragrance, and from being rather well oiled...

[144man]

Not to mention finding everything a bit of a strain.

[westgrandboulevard]

Got it to a tea!

[144man]

I've spouted enough rubbish for one evening. G'night, wgb.

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't forget to put the bin out for the men in the morning, then. Enjoy Midnight Johnny!

[moe]

In the Midnight Hour, 144man!!!!

[144man]

Oyez! Oyez! It's three o'clock and all's well, moe.

[arr&bee]

You guys go to bed too early for me,what time is it anyways...when you sip this wonderful elixur time runs sideways so you never need sleep.

[moe]

For you, R&B.............but not for this old girl!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Me too....although I do often delay it, by sitting up chatting on 'this here forum'....

[moe]

I know what you mean, westgrand

[westgrandboulevard]

Between us all, we have every single 24 hour cycle covered.....

We never close.....

[144man]

... and 25 hours when we put the clocks back.

[moe]

Rock Around the Clock!!!!!

[arr&bee]

That's right we got it covered.

[westgrandboulevard]

Or, in your case, under-covered....

[144man]

...away from the prying eyes of the revenuers.

[westgrandboulevard]

...as is their Custom.

[moe]

Well, someone has to watch him if we need some sleep!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Preferably armed......

[moe]

And loaded............

[westgrandboulevard]

Plus a hand grenade, or two...LOL

But then, I wouldn't get a wink of sleep, just worrying about our OWN security people.....

[144man]

Everyone can feel safe thanks to R&B's only-used-once CCTV cameras, bought from the executioners -er, I mean executors of the estate of the late - sorry, I can't give more details.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm going to buy myself a bombproofed mobile prison cell, and lock myself in.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,my peeps you are awake and ready for more of these wonderful bargains...i've just come across a real treat[you reading this jerry?]the original shoes worn by frankenstien's monster at the time of his death[yes i know that legend has it that he's still alive]well if he is he's barefooted cause i got the shoes and i'm willing to part with em for only 12,000%above factory invoice,a real steal.

[144man]

I'll pass on that one because -unlike Frankenstein's monster- I haven't got a screw loose.

[arr&bee]

Hey 144man i got something you will really like...the standin oilcan used by the tinman in the wizard of oz..yes even the oilcan had a standin,and the only way you can tell em apart is the[standin]is written on the bottom,this is a peice of americana and you can own it for only...999%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.

[144man]

Can I pay by a bill of exchange drawn on the Bank of the Independent Republic of Scotland?

[arr&bee]

You can draw anything you like as long as it looks like u.s.currency..nice big green bills.

[westgrandboulevard]

Nice big green hills most resemble your prices, Arr&bee...

[moe]

More like Mt. Everest!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We're talking really steep here, aren't we....as in prices so high, they're snow-capped...

[144man]

More like sky-high...

[arr&bee]

MY FRIENDS,MYFRIENDS YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG,NOW I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE MY PRICES ARE A BIT HIGH BUT THIS STUFF IS CLASSIC THRA...OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..TRESURES AND I DON'T CHARGE INTEREST SO WHEN YOU MAKE THAT ONE SMALL PAYMENT YOU'RE FINISHED[probably broke too,hehe]SO DON'T BE PUT OFF BY THOSE SMALL PERCENTAGE POINTS,I'M HERE FOR YOU.

[westgrandboulevard]

I should feel reassured to hear that.

Instead, I have this feeling of being haunted.....

[moe]

"I'm here for you?"

Right; just like the stinkbugs and enterovirus 68.

[144man]

In that photo of those shoes for sale that R&B sent, did anyone notice that bag marked "SWAG" in the background?

[westgrandboulevard]

I could probably agree with you, only my first reaction is 'What photo?'.....

[144man]

The one you can download from the new "Fog" technology.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hmmm. I'd probably be worried I had developed cataracts.

[moe]

I saw it!!!!!!!!!!!! Plain as day...........SWAG!!!!
Rip off!!

[westgrandboulevard]

So how and where do I get to see this 'SWAG' bag, then - ?

[arr&bee]

Rip off...[gulp]now my friends that was a small typo,my people are working round the clock to clear up this clitch and get us back on track with these wonderful products...now what cha need?