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[moe]

Then you take over listening to all of R&B's offers while westgrand and myself take 10........20..........30 or more. Just let us know when you get tired, too & then you could join us!

[arr&bee]

Gang,these bargains have been created for you my friends,i know i'm losing some profits but you all deserve the best second hand imitation pickups money can buy and as long as you got money in hand it's my duty to get it from your hand to mine...at only 999%above factory invoice.

[westgrandboulevard]

Come on up. The price is wrong......

[144man]

Do R&B's bargains have a warranty?

[westgrandboulevard]

Only for his arrest.

[144man]

That's guaranteed.

[westgrandboulevard]

From hard sell, to hard cell.

[144man]

Caveat emptor.

[westgrandboulevard]

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

[moe]

That's why I offered him the swamp land!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Could be useful as a last resting place...or to hide Hooch from prying eyes....

[moe]

And with the alligators as guards [[in the swamp) who would dare to cross??

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee, dressed as 'Captain Hook'.....

[144man]

And look what happened to him.

[westgrandboulevard]

[arr&bee]

WARRENTY????WHAT YOU ALL DON'T TRUST ME[I'M HURT]I'VE MARKED UP MY PRICES JUST FOR YOU AND YOU WANT A WARRENTY,I STAND BEHIND ALL MY PRODUCTS[how far behind is anybodys guess,hehe]NOW MY FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST LIKE FAMILY...AND AT ONLY 500%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE.

[144man]

Your small print is so small it can only be read with a microscope.

[arr&bee]

NOW 144MAN,DO WE NEED SMALLPRINT ?OF COURSE NOT..[do you know how much small print cost]WHY 144MAN YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STEPBROTHER AND IF I GOT IT YOU CAN GET IT...FOR ONLY-1000%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE..PLUS SHIPPING.

[144man]

I'm going to need some Nerds' Glasses first so I can see the dotted line to sign on.

[arr&bee]

Sign anywhere you like as long as you got cash.nice green big bills.

[144man]

I'll have to wait till it's dried.

[arr&bee]

Dried???i hope the ink didn't run.

[144man]

No, the printing's OK now, but somehow Her Majesty has a moustache.

[arr&bee]

I don't care if she has a beard,i need u.s dollars maybe you can pass her off as u.s grant.

[144man]

I don't have plates for the US dollar. I can do the Vietnamese dong.

[arr&bee]

144man,you can't get these good products anywhere but here...[my products have been banned in 200 countries plus alaska,but not in the good ol u.s.a.

[westgrandboulevard]

There's a market for anything 'in the good ol U.S.A'......

[moe]

How right you are!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's the untapped markets where the money is to be made.

Fact is, only a few people identify those markets, and then go on to capitalise on the potential....and if it were to be any of us, we wouldn't be sat around here, just talking about it, would we....LOL

[arr&bee]

WEST MY FRIEND I HAVE SOMETHING THAT NO SELF RESPECTING ENGLISH CITIZEN WOULD BE WITHOUT...AND GENUINE IMITATION ALMOST AUTHENTIC HAND ME DOWN COPY OF THE UNION JACK..NOT THAT CRAP YOU BUY AT THE GIFT SHOPS THIS IS THE ONE THAT WAS ALMOST USED DURING THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION...[rumor has it that ol union jack himself signed it]HOW BOUT THAT FOR HISTORIC AND IT'S JUST FOR YOU FOR THE MINIMAL FEE OF...1,700,000,999,20%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE..PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING..JUST THINK OF THE LOOKS YOU'LL GET WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS SEE THIS PROUDLY DISPLAYED IN YOUR WINDOW.

[westgrandboulevard]

I already have one. It's handsigned, 'To one of my most loyal, self respecting English citizens and subjects. Thank you for not being Scottish. Sincerely, Elizabeth R.'

Will alter my Will, and leave it to you. You'll never need to work again.

[moe]

"Thanks for not being Scottish?" You mean she would've ordered Bond to kick the crap out of you, westgrand?

[144man]

My interest in buying a genuine copy of the Union Jack is already flagging.

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe, my Scottish shortbreads made in England are just as good at the real thing. HM knows it, and is just glad she doesn't have to travel so far to enjoy them.

If Arr&bee wants us to be interested in the Union Jack he is peddling, perhaps a press with a steam iron might help.

[144man]

I'm taking R&B's Union Jack offer with a pinch of saltire.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure he sends his condiments, as a symbol of his esteem.

[moe]

The world stops for me when you say SHORTBREAD, westgrand!!!!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Works every time....

[arr&bee]

Thanks cute west,with the queen's signing an all but this is a once in a liftime find,oh and moe you like shortbread,ill hav my bakery send you some...for a small fee of course.

[westgrandboulevard]

I just know she'll love that....

[arr&bee]

West my good fellow i have in my posession the almost original second rate handmedown genuine forged copy of the deed to buckingham palace,signed by ol buckingham himself.and as a bonus there's a photo of him and king james[no not labron]the other one,adfor you only...10,000%above factory invoice.

[westgrandboulevard]

I might be interested in a genuine, authenticated photo of your good self, incarcerated in the Tower of London......

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west you crack me up,the tower of london[is it still standing??]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[moe]

You sure that's not Lindsey Buckingham?

[arr&bee]

Moe my sweet moe,i was just thinking of you,i have the almost made it hand me down stumped toe fake diamond studded sandals almost worn by cleopatra herself,now i know a lady with such refined taste as yourself will want this item so for only...400%above factory invoice there're yours..[now don't go getting misty eyed]you'll be the envy of the ladies society.

[144man]

Jai, I can do you a part-exchange deal. The Tower of London for the White House and the Pentagon. I'll even throw in Tower Bridge for free.

[westgrandboulevard]

We're talking about a board game here, aren't we....

[144man]

If it's a transaction with arr&bee, it's no game and there's nothing above board.

[westgrandboulevard]

The loser takes all.

[moe]

I'm getting bored..........