The return of the[last word]thread

[arr&bee]

I hope so[opps-err-ahem-hehe]i hope with the backing of you fine people i will do something.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure you have complete courage of all your many convictions.

[arr&bee]

Shhhhhh,no need to mention convictions.

[westgrandboulevard]

I just did...and because I feel people should know.

[arr&bee]

The people will know what i tell em,hehe of course i have no secrets..power to the people.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, so now you're working for the electricity company?

[moe]

Is that the disturbance in the power grid that I feel?

[arr&bee]

LOOK I'M JUST AND HONEST CROOK..[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]CANDIDATE TRYING TO FIX THIS MESS,WE NEED SOMEONE WHOSE ABOVE REPROACH..[but not above approach]A MAN OF SOMETHING OR OTHER.

[westgrandboulevard]

A man of letters - like 'OMG'.....?

[arr&bee]

WEST YOU'RE TOO SMART PERHAPS I CAN OFFER YOU A BRIBE[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]A PLACE IN MY CABINET OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE TO START ON THE BOTTOM SHELF AND WORK YOUR WAY UP[by tha time I will have locked the cabinet door]YEP WEST COME OVER TO THE MAN OF THE PEOPLE AND SOMETHING OR OTHER.

[westgrandboulevard]

I aim to be Secretary Of State. That way, the advance on my autobiography should be very impressive.

[moe]

And I want to be the CIA Director, a title I earned in the 90's because I held all the secrets & told no one none!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You're going to need a good pen name, Moe.....

[moe]

I'll think about it!!

[westgrandboulevard]

That's exactly what all writers do....

[arr&bee]

Moe,don't be greedy let west be something or other.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm already 'something', so I'm not sure about being 'other'...

[moe]

Something else, perhaps?

[westgrandboulevard]

If it's 'as good as', then I'll go for it....

[arr&bee]

West,my man i got a place for you...just stand in front of big ben with a photo of this wonderful elixur and the cash will flow,it's for the people.

[westgrandboulevard]

I need to talk to a 'friend' of mine. He's one of the guards at Buckingham Palace. [[he's been on YouTube for a couple of weeks, after being caught on camera by a tourist doing a little dance pirouette, to pass the time, and amuse the tourists.. if you don't believe me, check it out..). He'll let me use his uniform [[he's not using at the moment), and I can have some hooch with me. Product placement. No-one will recognise me under his Busby [[he calls it Jheryl). It will give the campaign a real sense of authenticity....

[144man]

The first Gallup Poll gives us a massive 0%.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, that gives us everything to play for...

[arr&bee]

Look just gallop over there and get that cash,oh west i know about that guard,he was just happy just one sip will do that,not get busy and get my money..i mean it's the people's money i'm just a servant..hehehe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Servants sometimes work very long hours, for very little reward....

[144man]

That's better than having a zero hours contract.

[westgrandboulevard]

It helps to keep the costs very low......

[moe]

Nothing to lose...........all to win!!

[arr&bee]

HEY WHY AM I GETTING LETTERS FROM FOLKS SAYING THAT I OWE EM MONEY???[they'll never catch me]READ THE FINE PRINT...ANY AND ALL CASH STAYS WITH THIS WONDERFUL CANDIDATE EVEN IF HE QUITS NO MONEY CAN BE REFUNDED.

[moe]

Wonderful?? That's a matter of opinion!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

The money is primed to delf-detonate very shortly. Let's hope he spends it quick....

[moe]

Maybe the money has that special color on it when it is taken under suspicious circumstances!!

[arr&bee]

It's already gone,to pay for my many stops on the campaine trail of course.

[moe]

Nothing new here..........I'm sure what you've done has been done before!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Even Noah floated his stock when the whole world was in liquidation.

[moe]

Good analogy, westgrand!!! Gotta float your boat!!

[westgrandboulevard]

...but always take a life jacket, if not a lifeboat.

[arr&bee]

WHAT YOU LOOKIN FOR A LIFEBOAT WEST THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY,I JUST CAME ACROSS THE LAST LIFEBOAT USED ON THE TITANIC..[now it needs a little work]BUT I HAVE MY TOP PEOPLE LOOKING AT AS I TYPE THIS AND AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM EM I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT FOR A STEAL,WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR.

[westgrandboulevard]

When was the last time you heard from any top people?

[arr&bee]

Umm good point,gotta make a phonecall.

[westgrandboulevard]

I know a secretary in the White House.

[arr&bee]

Hey west good news i just talked to my top man and he says everything is in order,i got crooks-opps-err-ahem-hehe..cronies all over the world looking out for these rare bargains,and we get em for a steal,and we'll sell it back to our wonderful customers for only 200% above factory cost.

[westgrandboulevard]

Put those rare bargains into mass production as soon as possible.

[arr&bee]

OH I'M ON IT...[and by the time the masses figure it out i'll be in another line of work]NOW AS I WAS SAYING I GOT WHAT YOU NEED PASS THE WORD.

[144man]

I hear you have a factory manufacturing brand new genuine antiques.

[westgrandboulevard]

The workforce are all aged under 20, but look 100.....

[moe]

Where's the factory?
All under aged 20............it's a small world after all..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Their age is dwarfed by their skill.....

[moe]

No small feat!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Most are webbed, and generally you will also find six fingers on each hand. Their families are very inward looking, if you know what I mean....