Well maybe i can pull afew strings and get her in,i know some folks.
Well maybe i can pull afew strings and get her in,i know some folks.
Well, there was that time when she woke up one night, and there was a strange man in the bedroom, sat on the end of her bed....some might say that has set a precedent, so you may well have more luck in going to her.
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Tell ya what,i'm on the campaine trail but if she's willing to donate afew shillings[100.000-200.000]i will send her a flask with a picture on it[no it won't be me of course].
We can do better than that. Could get you on a list of recommendations for a New Year's Honour. You'll have your photo taken with her. When she presses the crisp notes in your palm [[she prefers cash, no questions asked), she'll look like she's shaking hands with you.
She might even sign copies of the photos taken with her. You'll never have to work again! [[did you ever?)
UMM DID YOU SAY LIST[GULP]I'M NOT TOO GOOD WITH LIST AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE PICTURES?COOL IT WITH THE CAMERA NOW I LOVE THAT PART ABOUT CASH NOW I CAN'T COME MYSELF[I've got this tiny little extradition thing ya dig]BUT I WILL SEND MY TOP HOOD[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]HUMANITARIAN OVER TO PICK UP THAT CASH...DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DARK SHADES AND BIG HAT THAT'S HIS CAMPAINE OUTFIT.
OK, but I will have to speak to somebody. I'll have to disguise him when he gets here. I'll let it be known he is Clarence 'My Man' House, come over to run a feature on the Exchequer....
Wonder what HM keeps in that flask now? A quick pick-me-up?
Moe check on that cash i need it,opps we need it for the people.
Best keep your hands firmly gripped on your handbag [[or purse, whichever is the larger), Moe....
If Arr&bee had a flask in a handbag, it could be in readiness for a quick-let-you-down.
West,you sound doubtful,i'll never let the people down as long as the cash flows this administration will be here.
In my experience, when the cash stops flowing for a business, the Administration begins...
and the people stop hanging around!!!
Morning westgand!!
Money doesn't care who owns it.
Good morning, Moe! I'm here, on a beautiful Saturday morning, in an English autumn. I hope you are there, on a beautiful Saturday morning, in an American fall.....
It's cooler than usual but, beautiful!!
Every day is beautiful..if we give time to look for it...
And today will be beautiful as soon as the cash starts to flow my way...for the people of course.
Today will be equally as beautiful as soon as the people start to flow your way...for the cash of course.
And when they have the cash they will flow away.........
"Money, you got lots of friends...."
Money talks...and everyone listens.
All my money ever says to me is "Goodbye!"
West,i need that money to say[hello]to this important work we're tryin to do..pounds-dragmas-bullion-pasos-shillings-franks..as long as it can be converted into good old c-a-s-h hurry up i owe folks..in the people's name of course...power to the people.
I'm beginning to get the feeling that there may be a long limousine, tinted windows, carrying some very serious looking men, maybe carrying firearms, outside your door right now...?
R&B has to go into hiding. Quick! We need to find a new identity and log-in name fast. How does "The Hoochmeister" sound to you?
Don't worry 144man my goons[opps-err-ahem-hehe]special police are everywhere.
They're known to the rest of us as mystery shoppers. I've seen them in supermarkets, trying so hard to look inconspicuous, while furtively making notes....
............while suddenly they are drawn to the liquor aisle
...then shortly to leave the store, to the accompaniment of various clinks...
Bottoms up!!!
And chin up! [[all of 'em...)
A friend of mine had her face lifted last week. Some b*****ds will steal anything.
Oh, that's terrible!!
Not to worry too much. Rumour has it that it was just one of two, if you get my drift...
AND MOE I DIDN'T FOR GET YOU I KNOW THAT DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND,BUT I GOT SOMETHING BETTER,PET ROCKS YES THEY'RE BACK AND I GOT EM THINK OF THE ENVY WHEN YOU STEP OUT WITH ONE OF THESE CUTE BABIES ON A LEASH[only a hundred bucks for the leash]YES I KNOW I'M TAKING A LOSS BUT IT'S FOR YOU MOE.
Don't listen to him, Moe.
I could get you Stonehenge.....although you might have to pull a bit harder on that leash....
Shhhhh,west pipe down i got some chumps-opps-err-ahem-hehe..clients looking at stonehenge as a centerpeice for their yard..shhhhhhhhh.
They'll need a huge vehicle to move them.
OF COURSE THEY WILL AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA RENT EM THE TRUCK TO MOVE WITH AND THE MANPOWER WHY MY CROOKS-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..MY ASSOCIATES WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF EM...[heheheh real good care].
They will need to speak very properly. This is England, you know. None of that slurred, Marlon Brando sort of speech.....
Of course old chap.
That's better. Would you and your 'gentlemen' care for some tea?
Well that's very smashing old man but if it's just the same we brought our own refeshment perhaps we may add bit of this wonderful elixur to your tea,long live the queen.
Nice try, R&B, but when you try to steal Stonehenge, don't you think someone might notice? I don't think your cunning plan of leaving a cardboard replica is going to work.
It's worked so far with our government.
Less of the 'old', Moe....
No problem young boy!!!
I'm beginning to understand how a video tape felt, run double speed in either direction....
Hey stonehedge is already on the truck waiting for delivery,my guys work fast,moe how many pet rocks do you need..and for you moe only 99% about factory invoice plus shipping..the things i do to my fiends -opps-err-ahem-hehe for my friends i'm taking a loss so they can be happy.
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