TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[144man]

If I decided to take a walk on the wild side, I don't think I'd ever master the high heels.

[westgrandboulevard]

I survived platform shoes and boots in the 70s, with heels of 3"-4", maybe higher....so it may not be too late....

[144man]

They wouldn't do my acrophobia any good.

[westgrandboulevard]

No. Very sensible. Always best to keep your feet firmly on the ground.

[144man]

Maybe I won't fly south for the winter then.

[westgrandboulevard]

Await warmer weather, and let it come to you.

[moe]

You might be waiting for a bit.............

[westgrandboulevard]

We've already had quite a lot of warmer weather here.....is it cool so far this summer,for you?

[moe]

A lot of rain so far [[definitely no drought here!!) we've been in a dry spell for a few days, however, we're to get some rain today!! Cool, though, the last 2 days.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh well, the daylight hours are long...and the days pass so fast, they seem short...so life is how it should be...

[moe]

For a while, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Something good in every season...but I find I'm at least halfway through each season before I begin to fully appreciate it.

[moe]

Ummm....I'm not sure I could find anything positive in our winter this year!!

[westgrandboulevard]

The end of it?

[moe]

That's the ONLY thing!!!!!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll accept that...but there must have been more....that you were taking for granted [[like breathing? LOL)

Anyway, it's summer, and the time is right, for dancing in the street....!

[144man]

Much better than singing in the sewers...

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, I'd much rather be sewing with a Singer.

[144man]

Which thread is that on?

[westgrandboulevard]

Any one where you feel one or two people are a few stitches short of a full seam.

[moe]

You are very biased, westgrand.

[westgrandboulevard]

It comes from being frequently crossed, Moe.

[moe]

I just want to make sure you don't fabricate anything!

[144man]

Ahem.....!

[westgrandboulevard]

If anyone wants to tell me I'm stuck up, I say "Velcro" to them....

[144man]

Do they look ripped?

[westgrandboulevard]

It's hard to judge, so I'm rather torn....

[144man]

You're Natalie Imbruglia!

[westgrandboulevard]

That's what people cry, after they sidle up to me in Tesco....

[moe]

You two are back stitched!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm stitched up, every time I sign in here....

[moe]

..........and rolling down that line!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You're speaking for all of us now....

[144man]

I don't allow myself to get needled.

[westgrandboulevard]

There are plenty who will have a stab at it.

[144man]

Like my friend Dirk.

[westgrandboulevard]

A young blade, no doubt.

[moe]

Is your friend Dirk the famous Dirk Diggler 144man?

[westgrandboulevard]

As I didn't know the name, I have just checked out who Dirk Diggler really is.

I now await 144man's response with very keen interest.

[moe]

I'll throw you one every so often westgrand!! Let's both see what he says!!

[144man]

Dirk Diggler only exists in fiction, and that's about the size of it!

[westgrandboulevard]

Exactly. Sexual attraction is 50% what you have, and 50% what someone thinks you have.

Although there was a man interviewed on TV last week who seems determined to increase his own 'what you have' allocation to 100%....

[moe]

Does he "have it" westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

Best I make no comment and just leave it to you to decide, Moe...

Try Googling...... 'This Morning : Billy-Tom O'Connor'...and see what the girls at work think....

[moe]

I'll get back to you......as the girls at work would verbalize their opinions quite explicitly!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I knew I could rely on them.

[144man]

It would suit them down to the ground.

[westgrandboulevard]

And even further.....

[moe]

The girls are stunned, westgrand.........

[westgrandboulevard]

It's a tough act to follow, Moe......