A tap on the head would have sorted out that rude brain.....
A tap on the head would have sorted out that rude brain.....
I hear you westgrand,i came after my brain with a hammer but somebody tiped my brain off and it wasn't there!!
I expect you had half a mind to report it missing.
That's a no-brainer.
That little grey matter, it does matter.....
Totally cerebral statements out of both of you!
Translation: out of their minds LOL
I am not out of my mind...i just misplaced that's all it's here somewhere!!
You're thinking all the right thoughts, but not necessarily in the right order...
A synapse deficit...................I knew it!!!!
I'm just waiting now for his reply......LOL
Did anyone ever find R&B's mind?
I believe arrr&bee has probably one of the sharpest minds on this forum. He has such a unique way of presenting it, I struggle to keep up.
I find it helps to imagine everything reversed ,as in a mirror image, or read his words sideways....
He must have a lot of mirrors in his house, westgrand!!
I've heard of 'seeing double', but this is getting ridiculous!
Talking of mirrors, does anyone know if it's true that vampires don't have reflections in real life?
Wake up Bela Lugosi and ask him
You'll be s-o-r-r-y...!
If there are no reflections, it would make it very difficult for a hairdresser to have a conversation while styling the hair of a vampire......
On the other hand maybe the vampire isn't up to any conversation that day. Being anemic can make vampire very tired!!! Maybe vampire needs "new blood" not "new hair."
That sounds just like a Chinese saying, moe. Vampire very tired, vampire need new blood.
Which makes me think. I have no idea of my blood type.....
That reminds me of a crossword clue, "Blood count". The answer was "Dracula". With a bit of luck, you're not his type.
Just as well. He IS getting a bit long in the tooth....
Horrible fashion sense, too!!!
I wouldn't want the dry cleaning bills.
He better have a lot of hydrogen peroxide around!!
Does he dye his hair blonde when he's 'resting' - ?
...which reminds me we should be getting the new series of "Vampire Diaries " in the UK soon. I gave up on "True Blood" after the second series.
I've seen neither, but they sound in a similar vein.
I shall stop watching immediately if they ever introduce haemo-Goblins.
Yes, they would be very bad for your elf.
Any series about trolls? .
Of the internet variety?
I doubt if a series about SDF trolls would score highly on the Nielsen ratings.
They shouldn't score too highly on the SDF ratings, either.....
If people think these shows are so good then we should produce a show about R&B and his hooch/and his infamous shed. Not to mention how we all relate to him!!!
So how would you classify the show, moe?
Documentary? Reality? Comedy? Natural history?
All of the above, westgrand!!!
Let's not forget science fiction....
Throw that in there, too!!
Well, then we got a massive target audience out there!
Yes indeed, westgrand. I think we would have a hit on our hands!!
There will be interviews. Maybe I should get my teeth fixed......
Gold, perhaps???
I was thinking more of those bright smiles which are almost blinding.
You know, the sort of smile that looks like a piano keyboard, but without the black notes.
A Manfred Man type, is that correct?
Not necessarily, just the ones you can see anywhere. People smile and you think, those teeth are so perfect, they've been fixed.
More significantly, I can see my own crooked teeth reflected in them...!
HAHA!! I've seen some pretty disgusting teeth!!!
At least mine are clean, and still all my own......
My dentist's skills are similar to those in the film, "The Marathon Man".
144man, I remember that movie!!!
When dentition is properly cared for, the body is well.
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