I feel we have only arrr&bee's word that they were indeed good fairies..and I also note the inclusion of that operative word 'hooch'.
Me, I think those fairies who visited him were t'other kind.....
I feel we have only arrr&bee's word that they were indeed good fairies..and I also note the inclusion of that operative word 'hooch'.
Me, I think those fairies who visited him were t'other kind.....
He has a vivid imagination, westgrand. And it doesn't matter if he's "hooched up" or not.
Away with the fairies, as some will say. And why not, for he'd be in good, kind company.
And besides, those little spirits can really FLY!!!
Hey westgrand,i'm glad you believe,because the fairies can hear us and they can read too[watch it moe,hehe]sometimes they leave little gifts beside our pillows...i got a blank check once!!
I just hope my good fairy has my bank account details for some good sized credits!
Opps i'm sorry westgrand,i don't mean check as in bankbook i mean they left a checkmark on a blank piece of paper!!
OK - in that respect, I'd certainly be ticked off if I felt the fairies left nothing to prove they'd visited me
Fairy interesting!!!
I wonder if mosquitoes are fairies, in disguise......
No they're devils always flyin around biting folks,of course no mosquitoe in his right mind would dare bite me,they just buzz past a stick out their little tongues!!
Shouldn't that be no mosquito in HER right mind would dare bite you...?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,westgrand i'm making you president of my fanclub...[of course you have to bring your own fans]!
You'll be inundated
Hey why not i've been...postdated-predated-doubledated-outdated...so let's try this one,heck it might work!!!
The lines are open now.
The lines of what, westgrand? Communication? Not too sure.........
The phone lines, moe, the phone lines [[keep up dear...)
All my fans. Clamouring to join arrr&bee's fan club, if I'm President. Inundating us.
Yes, moe. You may be thinking exactly what I was thinking.......
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Exactly, westgrand!!!!!!!!!!!!
Precisely. Which reminds me of the dialled speaking clock, from decades ago.
"At the third stroke, it will be 10.14am, precisely......"
Does anyone use the speaking clock now we have mobiles [cellphones]?
No, they turned a deaf ear.......
I read in the papers some years ago that someone used the key they still had to their cheating ex's apartment and left the phone off the hook after calling the speaking clock in Australia, resulting in a hefty bill.
I wonder if the cheating ex was known as Hefty Bill.......
Yeah westgrand stay on that list for my fanclub,are we up to one yet???
Well, there's you, so that's one. Then there's moe, 144man and myself, so now we're up to four.
What we need now are some followers......
Hey wait a minute,i can't be in my own fanclub that would be a construction of inflick and i'd have to sue myself and you know how long those things drag out in court,why i could lose and have to give myself half of everything i have[you know how greedy those self serving lawyers are]!!
Yes, but think how good it would be to receive all those 8x10s, signed by yourself...
We're are own ultimate fans!!!
Kept to a sensible and balanced perspective, that's exactly the way I feel it should be.
if we don't think we are OK, how can we expect others to feel the same way?
"Honey, we is terrific!"
Why that's the most sensible thing i've ever heard...[scares me to death]i'm not ok and neither are you...[we're all nuts]nuts i say coocoo for cocopuffs i say looneys from the loonybin nuts nuts nuts nuts...oh are we back on?
I do hope that wasn't 'A Word' from our sponsor. The ratings this week will be dire, and that's us out of here....
We're not going anywhere. Everyone on the Forum have been uniquely entertained!
Hmmm, yes moe, but that word 'Unique' carries many interpretations...
MInd you, I guess I was born 'a bit of a worrier'...!
As one of the guys at work says :"No Worries." And 9 out of 10 times he's right! In this case: no worries, and have a nip [[you'll relax)!!
The 'No Worries' brigade are all over the place. Yes, they do have a relaxed approach, but need to be watched when there is some sort of problem or query, but which they're not quite addressing. That 1 out of 10 times...
Have you experienced the 'No Problems' or 'No Probs' approach - often made during a routine transaction in a store, when there really shouldn't be a problem at all! But ask them an unexpected question, and often their expression suddenly becomes blank...
Quite frequently, westgrand!!
I always feel that 'the person who understands the situation, controls it' - but I have to admit to frequently wanting to scratch my head in bemusement!
Keeping a sense of humour helps....but at times, it does need working at...
Nothing beats the blank look of the Jehovah Witness at the door when you get the better of them in a theological discussion. They never come back.
I'm not a Witness myself, but I'd much rather hear from them [[they are invariably cheerful and polite) than some of the telesales people [['The Uninvited')
They have a job to do, and they're supposed to be selling me something, but very often they will first try to start an argument with me about what I'm already doing...
Sometimes just like gnats...........won't go away!!
...and making themselves known just when you're relaxing and enjoying life...!
They tend to get agitated when they are told that if they're going to take the Bible literally, they need to read it in its original language to avoid mistranslations into English.
144man, I believe you're referring back to your earlier remark about the Witnesses - but I'm sitting here smiling, wondering if that tactic would also work with telesales people, and gnats.
The telesales people do speak English - but I sometimes find it hard to understand them.
It's anyone's guess which language might be used by the gnats...
At some stage my name was erroneously omitted from the BT Directory. I subsequently changed to Virgin, so I very rarely get cold calls now.
If I get unwanted texts on my mobile, I forward them to SPAM and I never hear from that company again.
With the gnats I'm not so successful.
At least the phone calls and texts come one at a time.
Even a few gnats buzzing around seem like a swarm..and they kill millions of people each year, unless you live in Antarctica....
The only SPAM I get is "Local Sluts."
I'm intrigued, moe. Tell us more....
Is that on email, moe?
I haven't slept all day, moe, just wondering whatever you could mean....
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