Imagine that!
Imagine that!
I can't...........
Just as well I can, then....
Good..........someone needs to do it!!
Arrr&bee should be acknowledged as an outstanding expert in use of the imagination....
Ahh you guys[sniff sniff]got me all water eyed over here calling me an expert,why everyone knows that you all aren't real and all this is just a hooch hullucination and i'm really sitting in my padded room but one day i'll be released[ya think??]and i'll meet all of you and we'll have a drink,ok it's time to go back inside my mind now...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!
Maybe we're all, in our own way, sitting inside, looking out....
I don't know who you are, but I am the eggman, I am the walrus.
Now I understand why you're still hiding from the men in the white coats....
Shhhhh! They may hear you.
If it's true what is said of white cats, then they might well be deaf....?
I was thinking of starting a dialog,but the log was too heavy!!
Much easier to rest on things, than try to carry them!
I used to have a log table, but I don't need it now we've got computers.
So instead you just "log in" 144man?
I saw what you meant there, moe.....
Sad that log tables have gone the same way as slide rules.
I bet you have a 78 record player stored somewhere.....
Yes, next to my wind-up phonogram, and my cylinder player.
Together with a photograph of you, aged minus 50.....
In that sepia color?????
Yes, with a fixed, rather glum expression, held for several minutes while the photo was taken...
Hey wait a minute...nobody told me it was class picture day,i gotta find my genuine imitation skunkskin suit and pointy toed shoes and feathered hat[that's a baddddd outfit]!!
Hmmmm. I wonder if the gooooddddd outfits look better, or worse. I think I'll have to dig deep in the wardrobe. Wouldn't want to be upstaged!
I'm not going to dig deep in the wardrobe in case I end up in a land where it's always winter and never Christmas.
Sounds like your wardrobe is much bigger than mine LOL !
Not as big as Doctor Who's!
Clearly remembering his very first incarnation appearing on TV must surely make me very old indeed....
Now where did i put my genuine imitation sixteen button three layered buzzard skinned top coat???[that's a badddd coat..just two hundred more payments and that baby's all mind!!
By that time, it will be back in fashion!
And so will i,hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!
Just be eccentric. No-one else will ever know if you're in fashion, or not
You guys just described the guys I saw on the street at my conference. You sure it wasn't either you westgrand or you R&B? Inquiring minds want to know!
We are everyday people, moe. We could appear anywhere. Keep looking over your shoulder....
I was at a conference once many years ago[i think]but they kept talking and then they served water,can you believe it...water[no one knows what's in that stuff but when i poured some of this wonderful elixur that conference got real...of course i was asked to leave and to never return,i mean can i help it if the commitee member stripped down to thier skivvies and did the boogaloo i told em to take small sips...folks don't listen!!
Have they no sense? And I never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats.
You're right,that's why i never drink out of the bottom of boats!!
I expect you've fallen out of a lot of them....
But i always land on my feet!!
How many feet do you have today, R&B?
And I bet they're webbed....
Definitely rubbery with all that hooch on board!
Now is it a bird, or an amphibious mammal, I'm wondering....
I don't understand why boats sink. All you've got to do is make a hole in the bottom to let the water out.
Now that was deep..........
I thought I made a watertight case.
With that floating remark?
It'll tide you over.
I once had water on the brain,but my brain drank it without asking me...rude brain!!
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