Then you're lucky it was your mouth they placed the apple in.
Then you're lucky it was your mouth they placed the apple in.
I placed it there myself - very swiftly!
That poor camel...........![]()
It's no wonder they spit!
Spit-roast camel? Sounds interesting.
It does take a hell of a lot of butter to do it properly.
Do you prefer the one-humped or two-humped variety?
Well, I suppose what they do in private is their own business.
Old Joke Department:
When I was on holiday in Tunisia, I met a man whose job it was castrating camels. I asked him how it was done, and he told me that he got two bricks and just smashed them together. Being an animal lover, I said to him, "Doesn't that hurt?", and he replied, "Only when I get my thumb caught in the middle".
Ha! And I'm hoping that's what happens every single time...![]()
How do you know when they're done?
They talk in high-pitched voices. Or were you asking about the spit-roasting?
If moe's talking about the spit-roasting, then maybe we get a slice of the action?
Spit-roasting..........
Somebody get some plates.....
I thought we all had to spit on that camel first!!
OK..........I'll get the forks......
Is camel meat high fat, or low??
Don't know, but probably tastes like chicken![]()
Then that would make it the equivalent of a large flock!
Everything tastes like chicken............and that's no quack!![]()
I should have ducked when I saw THAT one coming!
And it seems a lot of restaurants are not above passing off chicken as being much more expensive meat...
But chicken doesn't taste like chicken now...leastwise not the chicken I used to have as a kid. Maybe I'm losing my taste buds with age.
Well, like me, you're no spring chicken yourself, I guess. I expect a venerable chicken might say that humans don't taste the same these days [[but first, you'll have to find a chicken with the gift of speech..!)
Foghorn Leghorn........I say, I say!!!
There's one, for sure.
And then there's Daffy Duck. I wonder if all ducks speak with a lisp....
What about Tweety Bird [[of the Tweety/Sylvester combo)?
Yes, and Sylvester, who also had a strange way of speaking. They were both voiced by Mel Blanc - ?
But then, we're talking cartoons, aren't we - or maybe I should be saying 'animation'...
Mel Blanc was a genius!
Yes moe, his was indeed a truly rare talent.
That's all, folks!
Sufferin Succotash!!!!
What's Up, Doc?
Is that a question about proctology?
I suppose it is, in a proctological manner of speaking.
If the tube were coming in the other direction, from a different orifice, it would be in a different manner of speaking - but just at the minute, I can't remember the term!
In which case, perhaps it would have to be "What's Going Down, Doc?"![]()
Rear Admiral!!
Whichever way the tube is heading, it's tricky.![]()
A lot of twist and turns..........just like a roller coaster
Did you see the youtube video of the colonoscopy skit from "In Living Color?" Hilarious!
uhhhh, OK, I'll take your word, moe!
Will perhaps check that one out - but will I need sedation?!
Is it anything like "Fantastic Voyage"?
If so, the weather conditions down there must be extreme, to say the least....
If you need sedation, westgrand, I can provide.........
Who am I gonna call, jitterbusters....!![]()
Nope, just me!![]()
That'll do nicely....![]()
Yessirree............best 20min sleep you've ever had!! Catch up with you later.
Hey.........what happened to R&B?
Ssssssh. If you speak of the devil.....
No doubt R&B will fade back into reality soon just like he always does.
Whenever he starts making sense, I know he's had a few...![]()
From that infamous imaginary shed? Do tell!!!!
I can't moe, as my suspicion came direct from my imaginary mind!
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