The bells..the bells...
The bells..the bells...
For whom do they toll...?
Nobody's tolled me yet.
Perhaps you never quite rang their bell...?
Don't take that tone with me
Just a chime, thats all....LOL
Awaiting arrival of Flavor Flav...
Hope he brings in some of his Chicken & Ribs....
GONG!!! Dinner is served!
On plastic plates, and use-your-fingers......
Uh oh!! Here comes the elephant!!!!!!!!!
Throw a portion as far away from you, as you can. See if that distracts it!
I think it'll take more than that to distract it!!
Wave your hands around a bit, moe. That might do the trick.
We're right behind you. If you need us, we're on the roof....
There goes a mouse. That will scare it away.
I hope Moe's not afraid of mice.
I've heard they're not so keen on her, either. I believe she may possess a gun of some sort. That might deal with the elephant problem, too...
There's always room in my purse for a 44!!
You're going to need something a whole lot bigger than a purse to hold what you keep, out in your neck of the woods!
You've never seen my purse, westgrand!!!!
That's true moe but, in the UK, a purse is small - next in size would be a handbag.
Me, I strongly suspect a body bag would be required to hold all your armoury
The girls at work always comment how big my purses are so there's no problem holding anything!!
You sound like just the sort of girl to have around in difficult situations
How do staff at Big Ben make sure that it is showing the correct time?
They telephone the Speaking Clock. Employees at the Palace of Westminster rang the premium line more than 2000 times last year. Engineers from the Elizabeth Tower have rung up a bill of £680 calling the service.
And they receive the answer.. .."we're sorry, your call is important to us but all our operators are busy on other calls. Please leave a message, and we'll give you a bell..."
It's as easy as 123.
Like completing the full set in an alphabet soup.
Right.............a bunch of ding dongs!
That rings my bell
I only have a knocker on my front door. Am I eligible for the No Bell Prize?
I only have a lack of 'knockers' on my chest. Am I eligible for the No Balls prize?
I refuse to answer on the grounds it might incriminate me.
So we'll all just have to use our imagination.........
You two remember the scene from "Young Frankenstein?"
Yes, I do. And then there's the Rocky Horror show....
I re-enact those scenes every morning, just looking in the mirror
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein.
Errrr.....was?
I'm a zombie now. Bits keep falling off.
Maybe some scaffolding would help?
Why? Is there going to be an erection?
Not extending a couple of floors up, there won't....
But that's another storey!
Anything to give us a lift.....
Up periscope!!!
Now those, moe, I find very useful, while hurriedly making my way through a crowd.
Who's chasing you this time?
Well actually, we're all chasing a bargain. The doors have opened, and in we swarm. It can get a bit heated, and there's a lack of oxygen. I've had to vigorously beat people off with an umbrella.
Attention KMart Shoppers..........................
There's a regular crowd of us. We have our own agent. The management get us to foregather in the reception suite, plys us with hooch and then blows a whistle. Later, we all take pics of each other, and our trophies
I go with my friend Moses who's rather good at parting the crowds.
You have to introduce me to him, 144man. I need him for last call sales!!
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