TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-06-2013, 05:29 PM

"My, people come and go so quickly here"

**moe** · 04-07-2013, 07:11 AM

That's right....................

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-07-2013, 07:14 AM

..and, with that, she quickly left .....

**moe** · 04-07-2013, 07:50 PM

Exit, stage right..............

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-08-2013, 06:55 AM

Leaving me centre stage

**144man** · 04-08-2013, 06:25 PM

Exit pursued by a bear.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-08-2013, 06:35 PM

Entranced, I watched them both disappear into the distance....

**arrr&bee** · 04-08-2013, 10:03 PM

I once went to the doctor for a split personality,but the doctor couldn't tell us apart so we left!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-09-2013, 04:10 AM

If your doctor can prescribe a split personality, let me know how to make an appointment. I need help with the workload.

**moe** · 04-09-2013, 05:38 AM

Never know which side of R&B we're gonna see on any given day!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-09-2013, 06:20 AM

A sighting on any given week is rare......

**moe** · 04-09-2013, 08:07 PM

Depends, westgrand.............we have to first search his shed.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-10-2013, 10:35 AM

You know where it is, moe....?

**moe** · 04-10-2013, 08:02 PM

No, he's never invited anyone over [[unless you went over, 144man, and didn't tell westgrand and myself.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-11-2013, 05:11 AM

If that was the case, I think we might need to talk....

**moe** · 04-11-2013, 05:32 AM

Quite right, westgrand!

**arrr&bee** · 04-11-2013, 12:16 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAA,YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME,BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE SECRET MAP...[it's so secret that i don't even know where it is]...IF ANY OF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-11-2013, 03:59 PM

If we find the secret map, you can be sure we'll let you know. We know you're an enthusiastic collector of empty bottles

**144man** · 04-11-2013, 05:42 PM

The secret map disappeared some time ago. I believe there is a secret map of its location.

**moe** · 04-12-2013, 05:50 AM

There's a secret to everything!

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-12-2013, 06:43 AM

Especially if it doesn't exist in the first place

**144man** · 04-12-2013, 01:48 PM

What?...like this thread.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-12-2013, 01:58 PM

Well, now you've told everyone the secret!

**144man** · 04-12-2013, 02:25 PM

I didn't tell anyone that the "Cancel" thread doesn't exist in the first place either.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-12-2013, 05:05 PM

No, quite so. Hmmm. But if that thread doesn't exist either, then how does that leave us?

Have the 30,000+ visits to both threads simply been people using their imagination?

**moe** · 04-12-2013, 05:58 PM

I've really got to use my imagination..................

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-12-2013, 06:16 PM

..to think of good reasons, to keep on keeping on

**144man** · 04-13-2013, 05:43 PM

I've got to make the best of a bad situation.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-13-2013, 05:49 PM

..ever since that day
I woke up and found that
the pillow had gone....

**144man** · 04-13-2013, 05:57 PM

Did you eat it in your sleep again?

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-13-2013, 06:11 PM

It was a memory foam pillow, so I should have remembered....

**144man** · 04-14-2013, 08:14 AM

No wonder you always leave a lasting impression.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-14-2013, 08:51 AM

Just like the one I left in the pavement yesterday, after opening the wrong door, three floors up. I won't worry my head over it...

**144man** · 04-14-2013, 08:56 AM

Your luck was out. If only you hadn't missed that open manhole.

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-14-2013, 08:58 AM

I fell on my feet, and went for chocolate.

**moe** · 04-14-2013, 02:52 PM

Milk or dark??

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-14-2013, 03:24 PM

Didn't care. Melted it in my hands, and anointed the soles of my sore feet. Old Chinese remedy

**moe** · 04-14-2013, 04:33 PM

Ah soooooooole

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-14-2013, 04:43 PM

Exactly. If your hands and feet are clean ,you get to lick your fingers afterwards

**144man** · 04-15-2013, 06:44 PM

Mmmmmm, chocolate! Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £4.95 an hour?

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-15-2013, 06:51 PM

I wouldn't talk dirty to myself for only £4.95 an hour. I'm not that cheap!

**144man** · 04-15-2013, 06:56 PM

Are you free then?

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-15-2013, 07:01 PM

Wild, but not abandoned.

**moe** · 04-17-2013, 07:56 PM

Reasonable, indeed!

**westgrandboulevard** · 04-18-2013, 09:07 AM

Which we all must be, while Ralph's away...

**144man** · 04-18-2013, 11:41 AM

...well I'm ready to party. Arrr&bee will bring the hooch and the elephant never forgets.

**arrr&bee** · 04-18-2013, 12:17 PM

Hey gang, i'm back from another two week all[all meds paid for]stay at the historic-walled off histerical in very upstate[don't know which state i was blindfolded]but i had fun i think,so what's up??