"My, people come and go so quickly here"
"My, people come and go so quickly here"
That's right....................
..and, with that, she quickly left .....
Exit, stage right..............
Leaving me centre stage
Exit pursued by a bear.
Entranced, I watched them both disappear into the distance....
I once went to the doctor for a split personality,but the doctor couldn't tell us apart so we left!!
If your doctor can prescribe a split personality, let me know how to make an appointment. I need help with the workload.
Never know which side of R&B we're gonna see on any given day!!!
A sighting on any given week is rare......
Depends, westgrand.............we have to first search his shed.
You know where it is, moe....?
No, he's never invited anyone over [[unless you went over, 144man, and didn't tell westgrand and myself.
If that was the case, I think we might need to talk....
Quite right, westgrand!
HAAAAAAAAAAA,YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME,BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE SECRET MAP...[it's so secret that i don't even know where it is]...IF ANY OF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW!!!
If we find the secret map, you can be sure we'll let you know. We know you're an enthusiastic collector of empty bottles
The secret map disappeared some time ago. I believe there is a secret map of its location.
There's a secret to everything!
Especially if it doesn't exist in the first place
What?...like this thread.
Well, now you've told everyone the secret!
I didn't tell anyone that the "Cancel" thread doesn't exist in the first place either.
No, quite so. Hmmm. But if that thread doesn't exist either, then how does that leave us?
Have the 30,000+ visits to both threads simply been people using their imagination?
I've really got to use my imagination..................
..to think of good reasons, to keep on keeping on
I've got to make the best of a bad situation.
..ever since that day
I woke up and found that
the pillow had gone....
Did you eat it in your sleep again?
It was a memory foam pillow, so I should have remembered....
No wonder you always leave a lasting impression.
Just like the one I left in the pavement yesterday, after opening the wrong door, three floors up. I won't worry my head over it...
Your luck was out. If only you hadn't missed that open manhole.
I fell on my feet, and went for chocolate.
Milk or dark??
Didn't care. Melted it in my hands, and anointed the soles of my sore feet. Old Chinese remedy
Ah soooooooole
Exactly. If your hands and feet are clean ,you get to lick your fingers afterwards
Mmmmmm, chocolate! Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £4.95 an hour?
I wouldn't talk dirty to myself for only £4.95 an hour. I'm not that cheap!
Are you free then?
Wild, but not abandoned.
Reasonable, indeed!
Which we all must be, while Ralph's away...
...well I'm ready to party. Arrr&bee will bring the hooch and the elephant never forgets.
Hey gang, i'm back from another two week all[all meds paid for]stay at the historic-walled off histerical in very upstate[don't know which state i was blindfolded]but i had fun i think,so what's up??
Give us hooch. Hooch is what we drink. In the meantime, our lips are sealed.
Why did that elephant shut the lights out??
Perhaps, after drinking too much, it found the lights were hurting its eyes?
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