Just while I'm thinking this one out for myself, ....if you were of the feathered variety, would you be a flock bird...or a solitary bird?
Just while I'm thinking this one out for myself, ....if you were of the feathered variety, would you be a flock bird...or a solitary bird?
Moe and I could be two in the bush.
Won't touch that one, 144man.............I'm laughing too hard!!
I think I'd have to be a solitary bird, like an owl, or maybe one of those elegant waterbirds.
Some of those large flocks of birds can get really noisy
Then you wouldn't want to be a cuckoo as it's really noisy living inside a clock.
Yes, I'd get really ticked off with that.
Also, having to regularly put my head out to check the time, so I could then cry 'Cuckoo!' at the right moment....
I thought it was "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
Cocoa Puffs! Now that takes me back.......
Cuckoos would like "Tweetabix".
There's not a grain of truth in that rumour
HEY WAIT A MINUTE...I'VE BEEN A CARD PAYING MEMBER[well i've never actually paid yet,hehehehe]OF THE CUCKOO SOCIETY FOR YEARS AND NONE OF US HAVE CLOCKS.
I've long thought of you as someone who needs to be watched....
I could barley keep a straight face.
Truly amaizeing.
You are all out there in the fields!
Here we all work, on the Mississippi.....and that hot sun can really do things to a person's mind...
....the cow that jumped ovah
cried "Jumpin' Jehovah,
I think it's just one of the girls"....
I think you all just jumped! And I'm not sure which way!!!
Mad as a box of frogs...lol
Hopping mad...I was asked once if I had a split personality, but neither of me could give an answer.
Well, I don't mind admitting that I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.....
It used to be the voices in my head, now it's the Music of My Mind.[[Stevie's almost ready.)
Stevie is always 'almost ready'.....lol
Which one of you is talking now, 144man?
All 144 of us.
Which, if you're all speaking in unison, is all right, if you're all right - and all wrong, if you're all not......and I am unanimous on that...
Well, I'll be damned, westgrand........I think the hooch got to 144man sooner than I thought!
It could lead to gross confusion.
That is a gross thought!!
Precisely, moe. These 'send in the clones' people could be multiplying, even as we communicate.
And how shall we know which one of the 144, at minimum, is posting here on SDF?
We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
OK, in the meantime, I think I'll just sit comfortably, with some chocolate....
Phew...That's a bit better....I don't quite know what came over me, but I'm feeling myself again now. [[Fill in your own punchline!)
I think what came over you was 143 pairs of feet, all of them rather familiar to you....
I could never play football because by the time I put my boots on, the match was over. At least the centipede in the joke was able to come out for the second half.
I was hopeless at football, as I kept wanting to change my allegiance, and be in whichever side was ahead at the time......
Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 04-05-2013 at 06:22 PM.
As long as you have a goal in life...
I hadn't played football [soccer] for a while, so the coach said to me that I should start at kick off, but that if my stamina let me down, he would pull me off at half-time. I told him that I usually just had an orange. [OK, OK, I know that's a very old joke, but it was new when I first heard it.]
So might that make you from the Victorian era, then...?
And you remember that, westgrand??
I'm not as old as Methusaleh.
Nobody's that old, not even Methusaleh - reportedly lived for 969 years?
Today, you're as young as you're ever going to be
Nah, he posted something on the forum just the other day.
Re-incarnation, perhaps...........or maybe Methusaleh got to the hooch before we all did and is so well-preserved!!!
I'm led to believe that reincarnation is a common occurrence on this forum.
Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 04-06-2013 at 08:17 AM.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably come back as me!
At least you'd be using the same name as before......
Ha ha ha ha - nice one.
Very good, westgrand!!
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