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  1. #4751
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    Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

    And let me tell you there is nothing strange about me at all.

    I have read the opening post on the 'By The Time You Read This....??' thread most thoroughly, on twenty seven separate occasions, and I understood every word.

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    West,you're alright.

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    I have this strange, nagging feeling you really should have said I was all wrong....

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    Anybody that can understand this post is cool with me,heck i don't understand it myself.

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    Arr&bee, I believe you to be the most original thinker since Caligula.

    I also have you noted as the new Einstein. Well, anyone who could manage the Beatles the way he did, is definitely cool with me!

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    Caligula...thanks i think???yes i know who he was,as for einstein cool,so while he was working on all those experiments he also managed the beatles,wow what a guy or as we say in da hood..e=mc2!!!

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    You must need a lot of interpreters in 'da hood'.

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    One on every corner.

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    And what they interpret into money is anyone's guess....

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    No guessing allowed.

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    And coming up short on the tally is strictly taboo.

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    As long as the tally's in my favor,hehehe...tallyho!!

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    I bet the interest you quote on any loans is definitely not in your customers' favour.

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    Now,now my good fellow,my interest rates are quite fare you need a loan why for you only 5,000% on the dollar[overseas rates],by the way west,you still drive that[bentley]you can use it for collateral.

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    I answered an ad that promised I could lose pounds overnight. I sent my money and they converted it to British currency before somehow sending it to the wrong address. I asked where my pounds were and they said I'd lost them.

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    Did you send your money to a street corner, in a certain part of 'da hood' - ?

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    As a matter of fact, I did. How did you know that?

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    You guys don't listen...not just any street corner,the one marked with the gigantic skull and crossbones,i'm in the book too.

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    I was told to send [[cash only, no checks) it to da hood in the care of Dewey Cheatum & Howe.

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    It's hard to tell if that statement is an indictment, or a testimonial.

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    I'm sure it was all just a big misunderstanding. I'll find out where they sent it and try to track it down.

    If only they'd respond when I try to contact them...

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    Jerry,if you looked closely right under the sign it read the former offices of..u.a.fool&i.b.gone jerry in da hood i'm tha man not those crooks.

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    So you're saying that they ripped me off? Tell me that's not what you're saying...

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    You can listen to me or wait for those guys in the protective gear and facemask to come and collect you and i ain't talkin bout the[nfl]either.

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    ?? They did that already. I'm typing this from the office of someone who went home for the night. They left my suite door open and I slipped out when the attendants started their nightly poker game. Wait a minute...

    Are you saying I'm not really on a 'nice long vacation' like they said when they tranquilized me??!!

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    Ok now just peep down the hall and pray that you see a door,sneek to it and it'll be opened...move quik,my guys don't hang around...i'll bill you later!!

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    Did everyone remember to put their clocks forward a second at the beginning of the month?

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    Just run past me the reason why I should have done that....?

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    Because of the change to the atomic clock. The BBC had to put in an extra pip. You'll have to change it again in 16 billion years time.

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    I must remember to get up early.

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    I'll be late.

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    Keep up your membership here. Even after being inactive for 16 billion years, you could still be ahead of many......

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    It doesn't matter. Thanks to global warming, time has been irrevocably altered and we will never get that second back. Say 'buh-bye' to your loved ones because the end of here!

    Or at least the 'vacation assistant' is here with my meds. Yay!!

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    Hey 144man,if you keep harpin about a second of time i'm gonna let you rent my room at the clinic...the doctors will love you here with that time story,but think it over for about a second!!

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    Geez... My lawyer read this thread and just charged me for an extra second.

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    I only got a second so....!!!????

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    As if this year couldn't get any longer. SMH.

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    Hey jerry you better turn your clock back one second or be late for work.

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    Work? What is that?!

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    A slip in time,you lose your mind...a doctor told me that once.

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    A doctor once asked me if I had any questions after my pre-op consultation. I asked if I would be able to play guitar after surgery. "Of course you will"', he replied. "I'm operating on your knee. You should be able to play guitar as soon as you are discharged."

    "Great!", I replied. "I've been wanting to learn to play but I could never afford to pay for the lessons and now I don't have to!"

    [[Rim shot)

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    Umm jerry go down to the last ally in da hood,waaaaaaaaaaaaayy in the back....and don't come out til next week!!!

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    This is what it's really like there:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpmCT0LvfQU

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    HEY 144.IT'S KINDA LIKE THAT...JUST ONE ITTY BITTY TEENY TINY THING,IN DA HOOD YOU MAY WANNA GET OFF THE STREET BY OH SAY DUSK, NEVER EVER EVER EAT AT GREASY GRADY'S, DON'T LOOK ANY INSECTS IN THE EYE OR OLD LADIES EITHER[they're all packin]IF YOU WANT TO GO FURTHER THAN TWO BLOCKS ON FOOT YOU MAY WANT TO GET A WRIT FROM THE MILITARY[or have the special forces escort you]DO NOT LET YOUR PETS OUT AFTER DUSK[you don't wanna know]PLAY YOUR MUSIC EXTREMLY LOUD UNTIL SUNSET[there are things you don't want to hear]IF YOU HAVE A CAR,BOLT IT DOWN,OTHER THAN THAT...ENJOY YOURSELF!!

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    The pills I take must have lined my stomach so much I reckon I could eat at Greasy Grady's, no problem.

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    144,you're a brave soul to even think that you could survive-opps-err-ahem-hehe..stomach the fine cuisine at greasy's...let me show you a menu...breakfast-pooched eggs, tortured toast, pinecakes..lunch-subdued sandwiches on slightly damaged rolls, fried something or other with catch-up, seafoul with tarred sauce...dinner-grady's infamous pigsfeet, singed potato peelings, freelance chicken legs with toes attached, boiled smoke porkbutts, shrimp shells without meat...dessert- guesswhatsinit pie, coconut cake with infamous coconuts, cherry pit pie..well 144 there you have it-bon appetite...or as we say in da hood-if you survive the menu you might make it to the emergency room!!

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    Bring it on!

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    Enjoy, amigo. Just remember that Smokey Joe's Cafe was simply known as Joe's Cafe before Grady apprenticed there.

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    Hey jerry it was because of grady that smokey joe almost lost his joint,remember the coasters classic[smokey joe's cafe]well it wasn't smokey joe they were talking about,it was greasy grady as he was the cook in the kitchen remember the line[i know i'll never eat again]but smokey joe took the heat,fired grady and the rest is history.

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