Just a chime....or??

**144man** · 03-22-2015, 09:12 PM

Allow for another inch as osteoporosis runs in his family.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 08:07 AM

Just as long as the blood continues to run in the veins.....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2015, 03:26 PM

He learned [[the hard way) that it's not good to monkey around in a relationship.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-23-2015, 05:35 PM

Other people might go ape......

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2015, 07:03 PM

Well, it's hard to react when things get hairy.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 05:13 AM

It's hard not to react when things start biting in the hair.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-24-2015, 11:46 AM

Well, intelligent creatures control the impulse to flea.

**144man** · 03-24-2015, 02:13 PM

He who fights and runs away lives to run away another day.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-24-2015, 03:06 PM

Only if he runs faster than the guy chasing him...

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 04:05 PM

And the man behind is unarmed.....

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 05:48 PM

I told big duufuss that he would be the next[kong]he likes kong.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 06:02 PM

I would like a description of big duufuss, so I can recognise him on first sight.

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:04 PM

Imagine[frankenstein's monster]with an attitude.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 06:09 PM

Does he happen to work in airport customs security?

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:12 PM

No but he was the bouncer at a cemetary til the patrons complained.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-24-2015, 06:24 PM

They weren't going to take it lying down.

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 06:27 PM

His singing keep em awake.

**144man** · 03-24-2015, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

Does he happen to work in airport customs security?

He said he had an attitude, not an altitude.

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2015, 07:52 PM

Big duufuss doesn't know the difference anyhow.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-24-2015, 10:27 PM

Truth. I asked him what his altitude was and he wondered what I meant. So I asked him how high he was and he said 'no more than normal for all the weed that I smoked'.

**arr&bee** · 03-25-2015, 05:50 PM

YEP,THAT'S BIG DUUFUSS ALWAYS GOT AN ANSWER,AND ALWAYS HIGH OR DRUNK BUT DON'T WORRY MOE I HID ALL DRUGS AND ALCHOHOL TIL AFTER HIS BIG SCENE...[because if big duufuss were drunk he might drop you into the next county]AND THAT WOULD HOLD UP PRODUCTION.

**144man** · 03-26-2015, 07:33 AM

Shredded duck. Spring onions. Copped up cucumber. Hoisin sauce. Lettuce leaves. I do believe we have a wrap!

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 03:31 PM

Well, stick a fork in it if it's done.

**arr&bee** · 03-26-2015, 05:20 PM

They locked big duufuss in the tower,but his snoring kept london awake...they kicked him out.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 09:02 PM

Who is London? Another guy on the production crew?

**arr&bee** · 03-26-2015, 09:53 PM

Never mind that,get your typwriter and get over to the uk,i want this stuff typed up for prosparity.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-26-2015, 10:26 PM

Sorry but i cant tipe. usuoly i have my wif do it four me and she wint on strike jus now.

**arr&bee** · 03-28-2015, 12:30 PM

Don't worry i'll have one of my people proof read it,bring your polaroid too i want pics.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-28-2015, 02:54 PM

I pawned my Polaroid for lottery tickets a few weeks ago. If you have $5, I can get it back.

**arr&bee** · 03-28-2015, 03:00 PM

Then bring your[kodak brownie].

**Jerry Oz** · 03-28-2015, 06:03 PM

Cool. If you have $6, I can buy film for it.

**arr&bee** · 03-31-2015, 07:15 PM

$6 i'll have to get back to ya on that.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 02:27 PM

I'm still waiting. Just PM and let me know when it's coming. If you send me two quarters for a stamp, I'll forward to you a self-addressed envelope that you can use to mail it.

**arr&bee** · 04-02-2015, 07:02 PM

I got a better idea,i need a good camera man so use that fifty cents and catch a cab down to da hood,my hoodlums..opps-err-ahem-hehe..my associates will meet you and take you to the flophouse..opps-err-ahem-hehe..the four star hotel you'll be staying at oh and in the lobby there's a phonebooth so stand near it and when the phone rings twice pick it up,it'll be me with instructions...oh bring plenty of quarters this phone ain't free.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 07:46 PM

I'll pass. That's not a four star hotel, it's a four stare motel and by the time the fourth stare, you're likely to be mugged.

**arr&bee** · 04-02-2015, 07:58 PM

JERRY,JERRY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR...[I hope]IGNORE THE STARES..THEY STARE AT ALL THIER VICTIMS...OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..AT ALL VISITORS,DON'T LISTEN TO WEST,WHEN HE STAYED THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIS ACCENT,THEY THOUGHT HE WAS THE RENT MAN...JERRY YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL WORD,NOW I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-02-2015, 10:21 PM

Should I tell them I'm your lawyer when I call? Or have you been sprung this week?

**arr&bee** · 04-03-2015, 05:33 PM

Tell you're my agent,that and a small donation[700%]above the legal limits should cover it.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-04-2015, 11:58 AM

Got it. Now, where is my 'Will work for food' sign? Now that Spring has returned, I need to go claim my favorite intersection anyway. I should have that by 6:00 PM, so long as these suckers believe that I'm a veteran of foreign wars who is down on his luck.

**arr&bee** · 04-04-2015, 08:05 PM

DON'T WORRY,IF YOU GO DOWN TO DA HOOD YOU WON'T NEED A SIGN[everybody is down on his luck there,except me].

**Jerry Oz** · 04-04-2015, 10:05 PM

Well, if you think that the 'will work for food' message means that I will work for food, you're nuts. I didn't have enough crayons to spell 'I'm willing to stand here on this intersection for five hours a day to get enough money for my booze and/or drugs' on the cardboard that I found.

**arr&bee** · 04-08-2015, 11:44 AM

Jerry i got a new job for ya,get over to the[uk]and check on west operations,nobody steals an actress from me,except me...there's a tramp steamer leaving at midnight,just wear dark shades and walk fast.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-09-2015, 01:20 PM

Wait a minute... When you say 'there's a tramp steamer leaving at midnight', are you referring to the actress you want to steal? If that's how you describe her, she sound like a fine woman.

**arr&bee** · 04-10-2015, 01:05 PM

NO JERRY,THE SHIP THAT YOU'RE GONNA SAIL ON...[don't worry about the rust on the hull]IT'LL FALL OFF ALONG THE WAY...[I hope].

**Jerry Oz** · 04-10-2015, 03:36 PM

Sounds cool. It would sound cooler if there was a steamy tramp on the tramp steamer, but I guess I'll do it your way.

**arr&bee** · 04-10-2015, 10:16 PM

Geez jerry,you want too much but i'll have a tramp or two waiting for you if you make it..opps err-ahem-hehe..when you arrive...i'm sending a life jacket nothing to worry about,this is an authentic one used by the last known survivor of the titanic,jerry i spare no expenses for your safety.

**Jerry Oz** · 04-11-2015, 04:59 PM

Don't worry about the life jacket. I stole the seat from the last airplane flight that I took because the attendant said that it could be used as a personal flotation device. I'll just bring it on the steam tramper thingee.