Just a chime....or??

[144man]

When he was serving time.

And getting back on topic, one of the world's strangest clocks which has hands that go backwards on a 20ft face is up for sale. This giant timepiece weighs more than two tonnes and could fetch a five figure sum when it is auctioned tomorrow.

[Jerry Oz]

Will you be bidding on it?

[144man]

I might have the time, but I don't have the inclination.

[Jerry Oz]

But if you find the inclination, you can buy the time.

[westgrandboulevard]

If the clock goes back far enough, you could change history.

[Jerry Oz]

Hmmm... So with it, I can position myself on the grassy knoll and save JFK? Or tell Nero how silly he would one day seem for playing a fiddle while Rome burned? Especially since it was unlikely that he had a fiddle way back then? Or that ancient Romans were fans of country music? And I could warn the dinosaurs that weed is a gateway drug and prevent their eventual extinction by advising them not to smoke it?

I might need to get that clock for myself...

[westgrandboulevard]

Time is ticking on this item....

[arr&bee]

My people looked into that perchase,but i can wear it on my wrist so i passed.

[westgrandboulevard]

I would have thought that something which worked backwards would have suited you just fine...

[arr&bee]

I'm actually looking for one that works sideways,then i can slip between time.

[westgrandboulevard]

You'd never manage to hold down any appointments....

[Jerry Oz]

But he'd be able to meet with himself, finally finding somebody who agrees with him.

[westgrandboulevard]

You know it's never actually happened? Or is it simply something you've assumed.....?

[Jerry Oz]

Well, we've both seen him and voice arguing with each other but I presume that it's two minds in the same head. I hope the cameras are rolling if they actually meet face to face. I'm sure the four of them will have some interesting things to talk about.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not at the same time, I hope. The stereo effect will seem like a crowd scene.

[Jerry Oz]

All they'd need would be a sub-woofer and they'd qualify for 5.1 surround sound.

[westgrandboulevard]

Where's the mute......

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,YOU GUYS ARE GENIUSES,FOR MY NEXT FILM A MEETING OF THE MINDS[MINE]WITH JUST ME AND VOICE...[has anybody seen voice lately??]OH WELL I'LL TEXT HIM,HE'LL WANNA BE IN ON THIS ONE,IT'S GONNA BE GREAT I'LL GET A[GOLDEN TURKEY]FOR BEST PERFORMANCE,BUT VOICE WILL TRY TO OUT DUE ME,THAT HAM ACTOR.

[Jerry Oz]

'And the Gobbler for weirdest achievement in sound for a featured film goes to... Ummm...'

[westgrandboulevard]

I hope the bar is open, and well-stocked.

When Arr&bee steps up for his international award, a sign language interpreter will say "Thank You" by working through 6,500 different languages, while Arr&bee and Voice have a prolonged and loud disagreement on stage.

[arr&bee]

Jerry you always think ahead,i got a spraypainted triple breasted almost imitation skunkskin suit just for the occation[of course voice will try to outdress me]but this is my night,take that voice.

[westgrandboulevard]

As I said. Totally speechless.

[arr&bee]

AND AS ALWAYS I WON'T FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE[THE ELVES FAIRIES LEPRACHUANS DWARFS]WHO WILL WORK TIRELESSLY BEHIND THE SCENES TO MAKE THIS CLASSIC A CLASSIC...[at minimum wage of course].

[Jerry Oz]

Unless you hire some gnomes, you can expect there to be trouble on set. They always feel slighted among the little people and can cause more trouble than you can shake a snake at.

[arr&bee]

I was gonna use em,but they wanted five minute lunch breaks,the nerve.

[westgrandboulevard]

The gnomes here in the UK are of little use. They seem to prefer standing around outdoors, in people's gardens. They only move in their five minute lunch breaks.

[Jerry Oz]

Tricky little guys. They stand in your garden watching out as three or four of their friends are inside cleaning you out. Statistics have shown gnome invasions are in the rise.

[arr&bee]

Yeah they even got a commercial,although that one looks a little stiff but he knows his lines.

[Jerry Oz]

He went to the Ben Affleck School of Acting. They teach you that you're doing it wrong if you look as if you are expressing a human emotion while reading your lines.

[arr&bee]

Oh i see,so maybe the little guy will be robin to afflick's batman in the next film...the origin of the stiff.

[Jerry Oz]

I read a graphic novel about the Dynamic Duo after they fought their arch rival, Bulldozer Man. After their epic battle they looked more like Flatman and Ribbon.

[westgrandboulevard]

That pair was always on the level.

[Jerry Oz]

Batman was always one who touched the edges of ethical response to significant threats. In his battle against Bulldozer Man, he took anabolic steroids even though he knew they were against the Justice League rules and regulation. He had his lawyer draw up an injunction preventing them from suspending him for two fights until he got back up to speed.

It pays to be rich, my friends.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, and the ability to fly is undoubtedly a further advantage.

[arr&bee]

Umm back on topic,who plays the monster???

[Jerry Oz]

Good question. Maybe we can call Littlebits and see if she's interested.

[arr&bee]

Oh didn't you hear,littlebits lost all that weight,now she's known as[bits an peices]...i'm gonna have to get one of my goons..opps-err-ahem-hehe..my guys to play the part,i got just the guy...big duufuss,he 's always buggin me about giving him something to do yep he's the monster and at seven four-six hundred pounds i think he fits the build,now i better warn moe not to wear too much makeup,big duufuss falls in love easy and he may forget that this is just a movie and carry moe off like the last lady i put him in charge of.

[Jerry Oz]

Didn't Big Duufuss get shot* off of the Empire State Building by bi-planes? Or was that his little brother?

[arr&bee]

No he was in jail and couldn't audition so that ham actor[kong]got the part.

[westgrandboulevard]

Plane facts. Should have seen them coming.

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah, it was Kong in that role. I asked him later if it was hard falling 100 stories to the pavement. He told me that it was not as hard as one would think. After all, nobody ever died from falling from a high place. Most usually died after the fall suddenly stopped.

[westgrandboulevard]

They were all one-take performances. They don't make them like that, anymore.

They can't.

No one left....

[Jerry Oz]

And that, children, is a cautionary tell about trying to get high.

[westgrandboulevard]

Especially when monkeying around....

[Jerry Oz]

Some people monkey around by trying to spell difficult words like 'tale' on line.*

[westgrandboulevard]

Tail me about it....

[Jerry Oz]

I didn't realize that was an area of opportunity for me. It's almost two scary too consider that I'm capable of typos like that one, to.

[westgrandboulevard]

I often find myself getting my mords wuddled.

[arr&bee]

Kong had to get his[shins]replaced after that stunt and was never the same again.

[westgrandboulevard]

Several inches shorter, to be exact.