Just a chime....or??

**Jerry Oz** · 10-09-2014, 05:55 PM

I'll need you to send me a case to verify for accuracy. My lab can authenticate the age of hooch with as little as two fluid ounces. The sooner you send it, the sooner I can provide you with a Boozer Magazine Pick of the Month article.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:02 PM

Um jerry i don't think you want to go testing the verility of hooch,you remember the...chernobol meltdown,i can't say too much but let's just say that hooch was in the building,hooch and labs=bad endings.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:20 PM

This hooch could make radioactive material seem no worse than the mildest skin irritation.

One sip of this wonderful 'elixur', and you'll start growing another head....

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:25 PM

Let's just say that this wonderful elixur is made from stuff the government doesn't know exist.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:30 PM

Bigfoot.....?

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:36 PM

Well legend has it that the creature known as bigfoot was once a famous scientist who drank the wrong formula,was hooch involved who knows???

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:44 PM

Bigfoot knows. It's reputed to be there, but no one can verify its existence.

Just like your hooch.....

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:48 PM

A little mystery is good,does it exist or doesn't it...where's sherlock holmes when we need him?

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:51 PM

He was never there in the first place, either...

**Jerry Oz** · 10-09-2014, 07:06 PM

I thought he was at 221B Baker Street? Did he move without telling me?

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 07:07 PM

It was a very long time ago. He left you a backwarding address.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 07:07 PM

Another urban legend,but a famous one...if anyone can come up with concrete evidence that hooch is a myth i will send that person a flask full and a shiny penny.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 07:09 PM

A shiny penny would be more use than a flask full of concrete evidence.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-09-2014, 07:11 PM

Rumor has it that the shiny penny was a dull and dirty silver dollar before someone spilled a drop of hooch on it.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 07:18 PM

They say that Coca Cola has the same effect.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 07:22 PM

Those coke folks owe me.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 07:27 PM

Better that than folks owing you for coke.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 07:36 PM

West,you once ruled the seven seas,with a mighty armada of ships all made of
wood,pretty impressive.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-10-2014, 02:15 AM

Which reminds me:
One day at the park, a pirate walked by me with both hands on a steering wheel that sprouted from his trouser's zipper. "Hey, Barnacle Bill!" I shouted. "Did you know that there's a steering wheel sprouting from your trouser's zipper?"

"Arrrrr!!" he replied. "Know it, I did, Laddie. And that thing is driving me nuts!!"

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-10-2014, 05:15 PM

Over half a day has now passed since you cracked that one, Jerry.

It's been so quiet, I can only assume we have all been helpless with laughter, and unable to respond

**Jerry Oz** · 10-10-2014, 05:51 PM

Arrrrr!!! It's driving me nuts!

I can't tell that one without cracking up.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-10-2014, 06:00 PM

As long as you don't try to act it out with nutcrackers.....

**Jerry Oz** · 10-10-2014, 06:06 PM

Wow. It's almost that time of year, isn't it?

**144man** · 10-10-2014, 06:17 PM

Don't mention the C word!

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-10-2014, 06:37 PM

Everyone else is.....

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 11:50 AM

Is it that time of year again??oh i got some bargains over here don't do a thing til you check it me.

**144man** · 10-11-2014, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

Jerry, I was imagining that, following your response in # 3973, the C word to which 144man was referring...was C-hristmas.......?

That's exactly how I meant it, with of course the double-meaning in mind.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 04:46 PM

I took it for that as well, but here about, the 'c-word' reference is nearly as dirty as the word out alleges to replace. But if course, 144man capitalized his C, showing me to be the one with a dirty mind...

Can we delete these last few posts?

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 04:49 PM

Now jerry you know we can't be deleted...no one is quite sure we exist.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 04:56 PM

I heard that that wonderful elixur deletes darned near everything. Not true?

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 04:57 PM

Well it does jerry including your soul if you drink more than one sip per week.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 05:00 PM

"I was... Sippin' into darkness!" I love that song.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-11-2014, 05:02 PM

Jerry, if it helps, I've deleted my two posts following your # 3976.

If you do want to delete yours, we could all start again...otherwise, I 'll just carry on from here....

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 05:04 PM

You take me to seriously sometimes... I'm now compelled to delete mine as well [[although I was kidding...)

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 05:04 PM

Very technellical of you west.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-11-2014, 05:17 PM

Keeps us all on our toes......

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 06:10 PM

What toes?

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-11-2014, 06:18 PM

Your flippers, then.....

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 06:40 PM

Touche. Or 'ole'.

Or something.

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 06:40 PM

Haaaaaaaaaa,flippers.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 07:29 PM

I get flipped off with regularity. I could use flippers so I can respond.

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 07:31 PM

Well as someone who flipped years ago,let me tell ya that the [b-side]ani't a hit either.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 07:33 PM

I might need to use that one later...

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 07:35 PM

Jerry you're hot today...just don't forget my[85%]as your inspirational inspirationist and agent in charge of inspirational ideas.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-11-2014, 07:37 PM

Billy Preston [[again): Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'... So I agree to those terms.

**arr&bee** · 10-11-2014, 07:40 PM

Well in that case i can't take on any more clients..hello i must be going.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-12-2014, 04:53 PM

I can issue stock options if you want. I'll set the value at 180% of the market rate, assuring that you can make money so long as the value is above that when you sell. I'll even be nice and extend the retirement date for the November 1. If you think about it, it's like money for nothing.

**arr&bee** · 10-13-2014, 03:07 PM

Hey i like that[money for nothing]as long as i don't have to sign anything...of course i'll have to have that[180%]upfront and in cash.

**Jerry Oz** · 10-13-2014, 03:35 PM

Ummmm... it doesn't work that way, exactly... You can keep whatever you can sell them for, minus the value of the stocks. So if they are valued at $20 and you all for $50, you keep $30 or share. It's a great deal, I tell ya!