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    If he's passing, I'll tell him to give you a wave....

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    After those last call sales I ended up in the red, see!

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    Up to your neck, in wet debt!

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    What's good enough for the country is good enough for me.

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    I'll write a cheque.

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    Will it be made of rubber like mine?

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    Well, what goes around, comes around.

    I always think it's nice to keep an eye on my money each day - with the exception, of course, of when someone else brings it to my attention....

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    If money is the root of all evil, let me relieve you of your sins.

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    Confess, guys....................

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    Well, I can come here and offer up whatever is troubling me, and I still don't see who I'm talking to

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    On your way out, you are supposed to put money in the collection boxes. The box that says "FOR THE SICK" is not for vomiting in.

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    I may need to bring that up later.......

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    And why does it always contain tomatoes whether you've been eating them or not?

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    Have you undertaken a detailed study, then?!

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    It's the result of saying "I'll just have one more hooch for the road".

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    Only one hooch is likely to have that result for me!

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    That, in itself makes me vomit!

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    But you'll feel better for it!

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    Seems a bit drastic to do that, just to lift one's spirits...

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    ...........right out of the mouth!!

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    Nil By Mouth! Intravenous only.....

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    Not a good idea. Applying hooch intravenously would have the same results as embalming.

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    Sounds good enough for me. Cheaper than Botox.....

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    Heaven preserve us!

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    Preserved, pickled..it's all the same....

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    Is that why you're wearing a fixed smile?

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    No, that's due entirely to the facelift.

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    That's a strange-looking tie you're wearing.

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    Oh, just some old thing that's been hanging around for years.

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    Facelift? That looks like duct tape!!

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    You could be right, but I do think the knots on the top of my head lend rather an artistic touch......

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    Pully-strectchy, westgrand!!

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    I like to keep my chin up, moe... LOL

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    You do that, and I'll keep my eyes on a lookout for R&B, who has been MIA!

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    There have been UFO sightings. Maybe he's been captured by aliens. On the other hand, one hooch too many and he might even be mistaken for a UFO.

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    VERY TRUE, 144man!!!!!

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    Might he make a very useful satellite?

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    That hooch could be an excellent transmitter!!

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    ...but rather subject to intermittent signals, of course! LOL

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    Last time I misread the signals I ended up with a slapped face and a night in the slammer.

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    Well, of course, if you do have a particular attraction to anyone in a Police uniform, you must expect that to happen once in a while...

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    It must be his cologne, westgrand!!!

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    An arresting fragrance, moe!

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    I used to wear cologne to make me feel good. It helped to disguise the fact that I had an inferiority complex. True it wasn't a very big inferiority complex, but still an inferiority complex nevertheless. Then I had some treatment, and now I've got the biggest and best inferiority complex in the whole of the known universe.

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    Yours must be the most superior inferiority complex ever known.

    Many hearty congratulations on all your lack of hard work, and may we wish you every failure in the future.

    If anyone was never going to do it, we knew it would be you!

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    At my last session I was given some good news and some bad news. The good news was that I didn't have an inferiority complex after all; the bad news was that I really was inferior.

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    Nice, always to have someone to look up to....

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    I look up to you, wgb.

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    Ah. How much are you wanting to borrow, then??

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    Can you lend me a tenner? I shall be forever in your debt.
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